"Pipapozpin! Look! All the students have found partners desu sugoi uguu~!" Poppy smiled as she looked at the scroll detailing many of the people forming bonds.
"Poppy, why do you insist on using those strange words at the end of your sentence?" Ozpin asked.
"Because, Ozpin-sama-kun-tachi, I'm Japanese and I need to address that Japan is the best language ever. Erm, I mean, daisuki ranguraju." Poppy said.
"Please stop. I'm a thousand year old man and even that is archaic as fu-"
"Oh, and Jaune fucked up space and time by being a dumbass." Poppy pointed to when Jaune asked about Aura.
"Of course he did. Something tells me he'll be the indirect death of me." Ozpin facepalmed.
Okay, good, we're back to Midori and Laser. They drove right into a blazing inferno.
"Jesus, kid! You wanna get us all killed?!" Laser shouted. Uh… We should replace the word Jesus with something a little more lore friendly. How about Oum?
"Uh, that's not lore friendly. In fact, it's kinda the opposite of lore friendly. That's like if Kamen Riders worshipped Ishinomori as their God." Midori said. Well they should. Just like how you should refer to me as your God. Remember, I'm the reason you're not burning alive right now. Now go and save your potential partners!
"Wait, how do you know they'll be our partners?" Laser asked. Well, because they're the only two other OCs in this story… "Fair point." Midori looked around the forest to see anyone in need of saving… That's when he spotted Ebony and Ivory.
"Over here!" Ebony shouted to Midori. He drove over and grabbed both Ebony and Ivory.
"H-hang on! I can't carry more than one person!" Laser began to stumble and careen out of the way.
"Wait, did that bike just-" That's when they drove out of the fire and crashing right outside a cave.
"Hey, look at that, a secret cave!" Laser was on his side, wheels still spinning as the front portion of the bike bobbed over to the cave. Midori, Ivory, and Ebony were all fine thanks to their Aura. They dusted themselves off and entered the cave. Ebony looked over to see some etchings on the cave and noticed something.
It was a drawing of a biker driving right towards a person. The weird thing about the person was that its arms and legs dangled, almost zombie-like. Ivory noticed the drawing that came before it, a zombie fighting a samurai. Midori, meanwhile, saw the third image in this sequence. Two people, both fists right into the others' faces.
"The hell's this supposed to mean?" Ebony asked.
"Probably something deep and meaningful?" As Ivory walked deeper into the cave, that's when they saw a large glowing light heading their way. Midori glared at the light and noticed it wasn't truly a light…
It was the end of a stinger.
"Run!" Midori shouted and ran off with the others. He quickly picked up Laser and got on him. He drove off.
"Hey! What about us!" Ebony shouted as they got out of the cave. He growled and spat at the ground. Ivory couldn't help but notice, upon exiting the cave, that a large scorpion-like Grimm came out, holding a completely useless blonde by the stinger.
"This isn't the relic! THIS ISN'T THE RELIC!" The waste cried out as Pyrrha got out of the cave.
"Jaune, whatever you do, don't let-" And then Jaune lets go and he was flung into the sky. Pyrrha sighed and turned to Ebony and Ivory. "You mind helping me?" Pyrrha asked.
"Eh, got nothing better to do." Ivory shrugged and followed Pyrrha. Ebony turned back to the cave and noticed some stuff on the ground. He went over and looked. On the ground were two neon green Gamer Drivers and a bulky white Gashat. Ebony picked it up and smirked at how cute the two mascots, both a black and white chibi spiky haired creature wearing head mirrors. He couldn't help but think of how they fit him and Ivory. That's when he saw the title: Doctor Mighty XX.
SEE YOU NEXT GAME!
I swear to God these short chapters are gonna be the death of me. Next one better be a long ass one.
"As you wish…"
