Rowanclaw led them into the shadowclan camp.

The cats were all dark and gothic, with dark dyed fur and streaks in it. They had their claws painted black, red and purple, had eyeliner and wore studded collars and pierced ears.

"Blackstar will talk to you now," the shadowclan deputy announced.

Standing on the hazel branch was the king of goths, Blackstar. He wore a black vest, his fur was dyed black and he had red eyes.

"So, you are Lunarstars children," he asked, his voice was so deep and rich, it made the two siblings shudder.

Stonepaw nodded, "Yes!" he admitted.

The clan leader leapt down from his vantage point to stare at the two apprentices, "I have one question," he finally said, "Are you a prep, poser, or hipster?" he demanded.

"Of course not!" Ebonypaw said in offence, "We're too perfect to be any of those things!" she exclaimed.

Blackstar smiled, "Good, then we shall feast for our new friends!" he declared to the clan.

The cats than began eating, though the two siblings chose not to eat. The pray of Shadowclan was disgusting! Frogs and lizards? Who would eat that kind of trash?

"This is awful," Ebonypaw said finally, glaring at all the cats, "They have no fashion taste at all!"

"I know!" Stonepaw agreed.

They didn't like it in Shadowclan, the cats were mean, were gothics who didn't believe in Starclan and had horrible fashion taste. But the last straw for Ebonypaw was when she saw Tigerheart and Ferretclaw kissing.

"Bo!" she shouted knocking them away from the other, "Cat's can't be gay!"

Tigerheart glared at her, "Why dod you get a say in this?" he demanded, "You're not a shadowclan cat, you have no right to tell us what to do!"

Stonepaw charged up and pinned him down, "Do not talk back to my sister!" he hissted

The brother got off of him and spat at the gay cat, "Ebonypaw lets get out of here. We can't be around cats who disobey Starclan by being GAY!" he shouted.

Ebonypaw agreed and the two ran out of Shadowclan territory.

Once they were done sving their clans from Cometblaze, they had to come back and save the lake clans for disobeying Starclan like Tigerheart and Ferretclaw had.


I'm sorry, but we needed to pull a Starkit there.

I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry at all.