In the Teacher's Lounge
I you want to skip over this one because of sexual content here's a synopsis: Minerva the guidance counselor (however you spell it) gets Palladium to admit that he is a homosexual. Again, I warn you that this has a few sexual references. Reader Discretion advised.
Guidance
"Minerva?" Palladium uttered as he opened the door to the Guidance office. "Minerva where are you?"
"Minerva? Minerva where are you?" Minerva's parrot Archibald mimicked. Palladium hated that bird who always acted as Minerva's secretary. He stopped at Archibald's perch.
"Archibald, where is Minerva?" Palladium asked the parrot. Archibald just blinked at him. "Is she with a student?"
"Minerva?" Archibald remarked.
"Yes, Minerva, where is she?" Palladium said getting increasingly annoyed.
"Where is Minerva?" Archibald remarked.
"That's what I'd like to know!" Palladium said, it was like talking to a Cheshire cat.
"Archie, stop confusing the poor professor," Minerva stated as she came out of the counseling rooms. "Oh Palladium come in, come in…how's one of my oldest friends?"
"Not too well, I was having terrible nightmares and I thought I may be losing my job," Palladium said. "I also spent the night in Avalon's quarters. He suggested I see you."
"Uh huh, so you spent the night in Avalon's quarters," Minerva repeated.
"I was disoriented and tripped in front of his door and he let me sleep in his bed. While I slept he kept watch over me," Palladium stated.
"Hmm, so when did you have these homosexual thoughts about Avalon?" Minerva remarked bluntly as she scribbled her quill on a pad of paper.
"Homosexual thoughts about Avalon, I don't know maybe once he came along," Palladium admitted. His eyes grew wide at what he just confessed. He went all red and began to splutter. "What kind of question was that? Homosexual thoughts! I don't have those."
"You just said you had them, and face it elves are known to go both ways," Minerva remarked.
"What are you writing?" Palladium asked.
"Just notes," Minerva replied. "Do you have any intentions of a sexual manner?"
"NO! He's a colleague," Palladium remarked offended. "I don't want to have casual sex with Avalon!"
"Which means you do want to have casual sex," Minerva replied. "Interesting…"
"No, it is not interesting!" Palladium stated getting redder and redder each question she asked. "Why do you need to know this?"
"I'm a Freudian, all I think about is sex," Minerva remarked. "I talk to teenage girls. All they think about is sex too! Not Tecna though, all she cares about are grades."
"Minerva, I think you need help," Palladium said putting a hand on her shoulder.
"No, you need help, and confessing that you have homosexual thoughts about Avalon is the first step. Maybe after you admit it to yourself you could try to get a relationship going," Minerva remarked. "Although I think Avalon might be straight as an arrow."
"Then what am I a crooked one?" Palladium uttered as he left the office and gave a cracker to Archibald.
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