SUMMARY: Feli Vargas takes Ludwig to his favorite clothing store, claiming that he has "nothing to wear" for Kiku and Heracles' wedding. There, they meet Feliks and Toris, who own the store. Soon, Ludwig takes Feli home in hopes that he'll FINALLY take Feli's virginity. What they don't know, though, is that Gilbert and Matthew are in the room next to theirs. What will happen next? Read to find out more! ENJOY! ^ ^


Ludwig patiently waited outside of the dressing room stall. Feli had dragged him out of his apartment, claiming that he had "nothing to wear" for Kiku and Heracles wedding, but Ludwig knew that Feli just wanted him out of the house so that his brother Lovino and Antonio could have some alone.

Ludwig smiled at Feli's thoughtfulness. He turned to look at the door.

"Babe, are you done?" he called. Feli huffed a bit in the stall.

"I'll be ready when I feel like being ready!" he said. Ludwig sighed.

"Don't be like that Feli," he said. He reached inside the stall and grabbed his arm. "Come on."

He gave a quick tug and Feli tumbled out of the stall. Ludwig's eyes widened as he took a good look at Feli's attire.

Feli was dressed as a (his words, not mine) slut/stripper with a bit of moe mixed in. He was wearing a shirt (but it was a very long shirt, mind you!) that only stopped above his knees (more like the middle of his thighs). He had black tights on but they didn't help because they stopped just before his knees. Feli was desperately trying to pull the shirt down with his free hand but that only exposed his butt. Ludwig did nothing but stare at him.

"Ve~! D-do you mind? I-I don't want to stand here naked." The young Italian muttered. Ludwig let go of his arm. Feli reached to grab the backside of his shirt with his now free hand. He had a blush that was creeping along his face. Ludwig could only think one thing.

So cute.

Suddenly they heard an angry voice yell, "Like, what is going on here?!" They turned around to see a frustrated looking Polish man glaring at them with his hands on his hips. Feli's eyes widened.

"F-Feliks?" he stuttered. The Polish man stared at the Italian incredulously.

"Feli?!" he asked. He smiled widely. He opened his arms. "Feli!" he cried. Feli ran towards him and they embraced in a tight hug. When they pulled back they began to study each other.

"How have you been?" Feli asked him.

The polish man shrugged. "Same old, same old. Like, nothing new."

"Oh," Feli said. He looked at Feliks intensely. "How's Toris?"

Feliks smile grew wider. "He's, like, totally awesome! He's been such an amazing husband!" he leaned over. "And he's, like, getting better in the bedroom every day!"

Feli giggled. "Ve~ I'll bet he is! We all knew he was the one for you, Feliks. And we all supported you. We were at your wedding remember?"

Feliks laughed. He waved his hand in the air dismissively. "Yes. Like, how could I forget? You were at table three and decided to, like, stand up for a toast and give us some totally 'encouraging words'!" Feliks closed his eyes and began to stumble around as he imitated his version of a drunken Italian. He raised his hand and pretended to clink a glass of wine with a knife.

"Ve~! I have, like, an announcement!" he said in a bad imitation of Feli. "I-I want to *hic* make a toast to *hic* Feliks and *hic* Tory! Ve~! I, like, said the wrong name didn't me? I *hic* I *hic* I apologize. It's *hic* Ferry and Toris. No. It's Feli and Toni! Wait *hic* I'm not getting married! Wait I totally got it! *hic* It's *hic* Skilef and Sirot! No! It's *hic* it's *hic it's… oh never mind. Congratulations *hic* to you *hic* five!"

Feliks and Feli irrupted into a fit of laughter. Ludwig watched them. He tried not to laugh as well but knew he couldn't hold off any longer. He turned around so that he could laugh privately but Feli saw him trying to escape. Feli grabbed him and pulled him back. He stood him in front of Feliks.

"Don't be rude. Say hi to Feliks!" Feli urged. "He's one of my best friends."

Feliks stuck out his hand. "How do you, like, do?"

Ludwig reached out to take his hand. He looked Feliks in the eyes before shaking it. He wasn't sure how it had happened, but something about the way Feliks looked at him made him think of "drunken Feli."

In short, he lost it.

Ludwig fell to the ground, doubled over in laughter. He just couldn't get the image of "drunken Feli" out of his head.

Feli stared at his partner with a mix of surprise and confusion while Feliks stared at him with amusement. Feli bent down and began to pat the German on the back.

"Luddy?" he asked frantically. "Are you alright?"

Ludwig turned to face him. He noticed Feli's scared expression and felt himself begin to calm down. He stood up and straightened his shirt. Then he stretched his hand out towards Feliks.

"Sorry about that. My name is Ludwig." He said calmly, as if he wasn't crazy.

The polish man looked at him in astonishment, and then burst out laughing himself. He took the German's hand and began to shake it wildly. "I'm Feliks, Feli's best friend till, like, the end!" they heard footsteps. Feliks turned his head to look in the sounds direction and smiled. He held his hand out towards a man of Lithuanian descent, who took hold of the hand and stood beside his wife. "And, like, this hunk of sexy man is my husband Toris!"

Toris smiled at him and held his hand out. "Hello. I'm Toris Lorinaitis, Feliks husband. Welcome to our store."

Ludwig reached out and shook the outstretched hand. "I'm Ludwig," he answered back. "It's a pleasure to meet you."

Feli grabbed Ludwig's arm and held him close. Ludwig turned to look at him in surprise.

"It's getting late. We've got to go soon," Feli told Ludwig. He turned to look at his friend. "Sorry we have to go. We'll go shopping this weekend okay?" Feli raised his eyebrows at Feliks, sending him a message with his mind.

Feliks smiled, understanding what Feli was trying to say. "Like, sure!" he began to push Feli and Ludwig out of the store. "Come back anytime! Like, I'll totally call you!"

Feli smiled back at him. "Ve~! Of course!" he replied. He then began to pull Ludwig away from the store. Ludwig stared at him, confused.

"Feli? Where are you taking me?" he asked. Feli turned around and beamed at him.

"Nowhere special!" he fluttered his eyelashes flirtatiously. "I just want to spend some time with you. Is that okay?" he pouted seductively.

Ludwig gulped. He grabbed Feli's wrist and began to run towards the apartment. Feli nearly tripped while they ran. Ludwig, who realized this, turned around and hoisted Feli onto his shoulders. He was now sprinting towards the apartment.

As soon as they had reached the door to his apartment, Ludwig reached into his pockets and nearly ripped the keys from them. He pushed the key into the keyhole and twisted it. When he heard the familiar click, he twisted the doorknob and ran inside. He closed the door and ran all the way to his bedroom, not even bothering to take his shoes off.

When they were inside the room, Ludwig literally threw Feli onto the bed, and then crawled on top of him, straddling his legs. He looked down at Feli with lust in his eyes.

Feli chuckled and he ran his hands up and down Ludwig's chest. "How long have you been dreaming about doing this Luddy?" he cooed.

Ludwig's breath hitched. "F-for a long time." He managed to utter. Feli narrowed his eyes at him and pursed his lips.

"Ve~ Then what are you waiting for?" he asked in the sexiest voice he could muster. "Pound me into oblivion. Right here. Right NOW!"

A low growl escaped Ludwig's lips. Feli bit his lip seductively as his arms were forcefully thrown above his head. He looked up at the drooling German.

"Surely that's not all you have to offer me?" Feli asked teasingly. Ludwig roared at him and pounced.


Gilbert held the blushing Canadian in his arms. They had just finished "celebrating" their engagement and were now cuddling. Gilbert bent down and kissed Matthew on his forehead. Matthew looked up at him with a smile.

"Je vous aime, Gilbert." Matthew said sweetly.

"Ich leibe dich, birdie," he replied lovingly. Matthew reached up and cupped Gilbert's face with his hands. He pulled him down until he was only inches away from his face. Gilbert grinned. "Don't tell me that you're awesome enough to go for another round?" he asked.

Matthew gave him a small smile. "Do you doubt your future wife?" he asked tauntingly. Gilbert shook his head at him.

"Now birdie, you should know by now that teasing me is a bad idea," he grinned. He pushed Matthew onto his back and straddled him. He looked down at the surprised Canadian with love. "Kesesese. Whatcha ya gotta say now birdie?"

Matthew grinned. "I don't think your awesome self can handle all of this," he said as he gestured towards himself. He looked up at the Prussian teasingly. "Is what I say." He finished.

Gilbert grin grew wider. "You…!" he said before bending down to kiss the Canadian. Matthew ran his hands through Gilbert's hair as they kissed. Gilbert reached up and pulled Matthew's curl, knowing what that did to him.

As expected, Matthew squeaked with pleasure. He blushed and looked up at the grinning Prussian.

"That's not fair," he commented. "You played dirty!"

Gilbert chuckled. "As if you haven't!" he replied before he bent down to kiss Matthew's neck. Matthew sighed and wrapped his arms around Gilbert's neck. "Besides, I didn't know that we were playing anything." He said against Matthew's skin. He looked up at him after leaving his mark on his neck. Matthew bit his bottom lip seductively.

"S'il te plait n'arrête pas." He begged. Gilbert's eyes widened. He wrapped Matthew in a tight hug.

"Gott verdammt Matthew! Why are you so…?!" He looked up at Matthew, breathing heavily. "Ich will dich ficken! So badly!"

Matthew smiled. "I'm not sure what you're saying, but it sounds very sexy," he said before he planted his lips on Gilbert's. They kissed for a few minutes before Matthew pulled away. He looked up at the eager Prussian. "Or am I mistaken?"

Gilbert smiled. He didn't reply. He only bent down to kiss his fiancé again.

Unfortunately, they were interrupted by the sound of thumping coming from the room next to theirs. They looked at each other curiously, and then looked at the wall where the sound had come from. They strained their ears to hear what was going on.

They both blushed furiously after hearing sounds of moaning followed by hard-core thumping. They soon realized that Ludwig and Feli were in the room next to theirs, and that they were finally taking their relationship to the next level.

Matthew looked up at the blushing Prussian above him. "D-do you think they know we're in this room?" he asked him nervously. Gilbert gulped.

"I-I don't think they even realize that we're home," he stuttered. They remained silent, forced to listen to the couple in the next room. Gilbert ran a shaky hand through his hair. "Hey… um… I've got an idea."

"What is it?"

Gilbert turned to look at the wall. "Um…" he began. "H-how about we… um… do it, but we listen to them," he jerked his head to the wall where the couple was. "You know? It would be like we were doing it with them. L-like a foursome kind of… um… I-I'm a perv, I know. Sorry, that's stupid."

Matthew raised his eyebrows at him, surprised. He had never seen this side of him before. He tightened his grip around his neck and smiled up at him. "I don't think you're a pervert at all," he told him. "Even if I did, it's okay, because I love you! I wouldn't be marrying you if I didn't."

Gilbert looked back at him. Matthew could see tears at the corners of his ruby red eyes.

I definitely haven't seen this side of him before, he thought to himself. I like it!

Gilbert gave Matthew a loving smile. "Scheiße. I love you so much. Oh Gott, have I fallen for you!" He bent down and gave Matthew a passionate kiss. "Are you ready?" he said against his lips. Matthew broke away so that he could look into his eyes.

"Oui."


Feli looked up at him expectantly. Ludwig looked back at him, waiting for his approval.

"Do it." Feli ordered. Ludwig entered him. Feli cried out as the pain consumed him.

"Shh Feli," he coaxed. He began to rub his hands up and down Feli's thighs in an attempt to keep his focus away from the pain he was feeling. "Breathe. Breathe. Inhale. Exhale."

Feli did as he was advised. When Ludwig was sure that Feli was okay he moved again.

"NGH!" Feli cried painfully. His fingers tightened around the sheets he was holding.

"Are you alright?" Ludwig asked his voice full of worry. Feli nodded.

"Don't stop scemo. I-I'm fine," he replied. He reached up and planted a kiss on Ludwig's lips. He stared into his eyes intently. "Please, mi fanno ricordare questa notte per sempre!"

Ludwig nodded. He began to move again. Feli could feel the pain melting away. It was being replaced by pleasure.

"Oh!" he found himself uttering. Ludwig smiled.

"Put your arms around my neck Feli. It'll make you feel even better." Ludwig advised.

Feli obeyed the command. He tightened his grip on Ludwig's neck, forcing him to get closer to his body. Ludwig raised Feli's legs over his shoulders to get a better access point.

A loud sexy moan escaped Feli's lips. Ludwig grunted as he pushed and pulled in and out of him.

"L-Ludwig!" Feli moaned. Ludwig increased the speed of his thrusts.

"Oh Gott! Feli!" he uttered.

"Ti amo!" Feli cried out passionately. "Ti amo Ludwig!" Ludwig grunted in response.

"Ich leibe dich Feli," he found himself muttering. "Ich leibe dich!"

"Ah! Dannazione! I'm really falling for you! Ah!" he cried out. Ludwig's eyes widened at his sudden confession. He took a good look at the Italian below him. He took in his caramel colored hair, his golden brown eyes, his tanned skin, his adorable voice, his sexy body. It all belonged to him. It was all his.

He bent down and nuzzled his face into his chest. "Me too," he said quietly. "I've fallen for you too."

Tears rolled down the Italian's face. They were a mixture of happiness and pleasure. He kissed Ludwig once more.

"Grazie Ludwig. Grazie tento!" Ludwig wiped Feli's tears away.

"We're not finished yet Feli." He stated before he pushed into Feli once again.

"Ah!" Feli uttered. Ludwig moved repeatedly. "Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh! Oh Ludwig! Faster! Harder please!"

Ludwig quickened his pace. They could feel themselves build up.

"L-Ludwig!" Feli warned.

"I know." Ludwig grunted. He quickened his pace yet again.

"Ah!" their voices merged together, becoming one.

"Ludwig!" Feli cried.

"Feli!" Ludwig called back.

"LUDWIG!"

"FELI!"

"AH!" Feli exploded. Ludwig followed soon after. They flopped back onto the bed, panting. Ludwig wrapped his arms around Feli and pulled him close. Feli hugged him back.

Ludwig stared into his lover's hazel eyes. "Ich leibe dich, Feli." He stated.

Feli smiled. He realized that he was getting lost in his partners ocean blue eyes. " Ti amo, Ludwig." He wrapped his arms around the German's neck and pulled him close, pressing their lips together. Ludwig smiled against his lips and kissed him back.

They continued kissing until they heard a sound coming from the next room. They both stopped, straining to hear. They heard the moaning sound again, though it was quieter than usual. They both blushed, recognizing the voice immediately.

It belonged to Matthew Williams.

As in, Matthew Williams, blonde Canadian.

As in, Gilbert Beillschmidt's fiancé.

As in, his lover.

As in, they were inseparable.

Which meant, that if he were in that room, then Gilbert was also in there.

Which also meant, that they had heard everything that they had been doing a few minutes ago.

...

...

Well...

Shit.


*TRANSLATION (in order of appearance)*


Je vous aime, Gilbert (FRENCH) - I love you, Gilbert

Ich leibe dich, birdie (GERMAN) - I love you, birdie

S'il te plait n'arrête pas (FRENCH) - Please do not stop

Gott verdammt Matthew (GERMAN) - Godammit Matthew

Ich will dich ficken! (GERMAN) - I want to fuck you! (Smooth Gil)

Scheiße (GERMAN) - Shit

Oh Gott (GERMAN) - Oh God

Oui (FRENCH) - Yes (you should know this much!)

Scemo (ITALIAN) - Stupid/Silly (in this case, he's saying "silly")

Mi fanno ricordare questa notte per sempre (ITALIAN) - Make me remember this night forever

Ti amo (ITALIAN) - I love you

Dannazione! (ITALIAN) - Dammit!

Grazie (ITALIAN) - Thank you

Grazie tento! (ITALIAN) - Thank you so much!