Animelover: Hey guys! Here's MY next chapter and yes I'n putting it up at 3:52 a.m in the morning. For some reason I struck insperation at 2 and have been working since then. Now moving on. Gaara?

Gaara: Oh crap.

Animelover: Would you mind holding this orb for me?

Gaara: Um...No?

Animelover: Good. Here you go. runs off somewere

Gaara: What the heck?

TRANSFORM!!

Gaara: What the fu-Poof

Animelover: Comes running back Yay it worked. I now have a chibi Gaara in a panda suit! And no one shall take him away from me! cough Oh right sry Now ONTO THE STORY!

Disclaimer: I dont own Naruto because If I did Gaara... lets just leave this unsaid.


"Sakura your task is to… give Sasuke a make over." Seriously said Deidara

"That's it? That's all I have to do? Nothing else."

"Nope that's it, yeah."

"Pfft that's easy. Anybody can do that!"

"Perfect! Now we have a chance to get back at the Uchiha!'

'Yeah just think of all the things we could do to him!' Chided in Inner Sakura.

'Well lets get to bed we have plenty of time to think of ways to get at him,'

'But remember Sakura we have two days.'

'Since when?'

'Since Deidara just said.'

'Oh.'

"Sakura!"

"Huh? Oh sorry Ino." Sakura said

"Its ok." Ino said while showing she was forgiven.

"Well, see you guys tomorrow. I'm going to bed."

"Goodnight Sakura!" Replied all four girls while watching Sakura walk down the hall to her room.

"Hope I can do it." Sakura said while closing the door behind her.

"Do what." Said a voice behind her

"Ahh! Dang it Sasuke you scared me!"

"So."

"Bastard." She muttered under her breath.

"What was that? I didn't hear you." He asked

"N-Nothing Sasuke." She said while franticly moving her hands in front of her.

"Right."

"Goodnight Sasuke." She said while climbing into bed

"Whatever."

That night was a pretty pleasant night nothing bad happened except for the fact that Ten-Ten screamed at the middle of the night!

"NEJI KILL IT!!" screamed Ten-Ten as she jumped onto the bed.

"Kill what!" He obviously was annoyed.

"Over there by the corner! There was a spider! I know it! I threw my cover over it to stop it from moving!" said Ten-Ten while pointing to the corner.

"Ten-Ten Its just a little spider I'm su—Oh my gosh!" he had just lifted the cover and saw a FREAKIN SPIDER THE SIZE OF A JUMBO BOX OF KELOGS.

"Hurry Neji kill it!!" she was screaming hysterically now.

"How the freak am I supposed to kill something like that!" He was now standing on the bed with Ten-Ten

"NEJI IT'S MOVING!!" Ten-Ten screamed while pointing towards the spider

"OMG IT'S CLIMBING THE BED!!" Screamed Neji?

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

"NEJI SHUT UP YOUR NOT HELPING THE SITUATION!"

"What's going on in- OH MY GEE WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!"

"DEIDARA-SENPAI HELP US!" screamed Neji and Ten –Ten at the same time.

"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT!!"

"DYNAMIC ENTRY!"

"Green Lantern?" asked Neji, Ten-Ten, and Deidara

"No it is I, The green beast of- AHHH!"

Right about now Gai is getting eaten by the spider if you guys haven't already guessed that.

"I'd have to say that about the most useful thing the spider has done today, yeah."

"You got that right."

"Uh-huh." said both Ten-Ten and Neji

"Hey is everyone alright I heard screaming." Naruto said while barging into the room

Suddenly Naruto stopped in mid step.

"Patrisha?"

"Gurgle? (That's Spider talk for Naruto?)"

"Patrisha! Oh how I missed you!"

" Gurl Bling Bling twikie!" (I missed you to!)

"Patrisha!"

"Gurgle!" All of a sudden 'Patrisha' jumped in the air heading towards Naruto's open arms in slow motion.

"Dang It!! Can't a girl get any sleep around here." Slowly her eyes moved till she spotted the culprit

"YOU!!"

Out of nowhere she took a baseball bat and hit Patrisha onto the ground, and continued to beat her there.

"This is for waking me up!"

BAM

"This is for ruining my dream!"

SMASH

"This is for waking everyone up!"

Kaboom

" And this is for trying to hug Naruto!"

SPLAT

KABLAMI

BOOM

"…"

"A-Ano w-why is everyone staring at me?"

No one dare answer her question

"I SAID WHY IS EVERYONE STARING AT ME!!"

"We thought there was something on y-your f-face Hinata but you l-look fine." Ten-Ten stuttered hoping to not anger the girl more than necessary

"OH! Ok then." Hinata's mood took a total 180 as she turned back into her sweet and innocent self.

"PATRISHA!" Naruto yelled dramatically

"PATRISHA! Whyyyyyyyyy!?"

"Naruto."

"Naruto!"

Hinata was getting impatient

"NARUTO!"

"Sigh I was hoping it wouldn't come to this." She said muttering under her breath.

"NARUTO HURRY! PARIS HILTON JUST RAN OFF WILL ALL YOUR RAMEN AND HIS HEADING TOWARDS OUR ROOM. SHE SAID IF YOU DON'T HURRY SHE'LL FEED IT TO HER ANEREXIC CHIHUAHUA, TINKERBELL." Screamed Hinata at the top of her lungs.

"What! Ramen don't worry I'll save you from the clutches of that anorexic slutard!" Naruto said while running off and speeding down the hall. Completely forgetting about poor old Patrisha.

" Patrisha was it? I don't see what he saw in you. You're just a spider. But you got in the way, and when that happens I get angry and this is the result of that. Let this be a lesson to all of you in this room." Said Hinata while pointing the bat at every person in the room. "If I EVER see ANY of you trying to hit on Naruto or even getting close to Naruto. You will find yourself making an unexpected trip to go see Patrisha and you wont even realize WHEN or HOW it happened. Understood!" Hinata said her eyes void of any emotion. Her face with a serious expression on.

"Y-Yes Hinata- Sama." Yes even the great Hyuuga Neji found himself stuttering.

"G-good. W-well g-goodnight!" Her face more innocent and shy.

"That has got to be the most horrifying thing I have ever saw." Said Ten-Ten slowly jumping down from the bed

"What is up with girls and mood swings, yeah." Asked Deidara slowly coming out of the corner he was hiding in.

"I don't know and really don't want to find out." Neji said while once again relaxing on his bed.

"Well goodnight, yeah." Deidara said while walking out of the room

"N-Neji?" asked Ten-Ten

"Hn."

"Is it ok if I sleep with you tonight? I mean…I'm still scared form the whole incident that just happened." She said with her head face down trying to hide the blush.

"Sure."

Ten-Ten's head snapped up

"R-Really!"

"Yeah. You get the wall and I'll get the side of the bed. Ok?"

"Thank you so much Neji." She hugged him as a way to show gratitude

"N-No problem Ten-Ten." He said while trying to fight the blush that kept wanting to come up.

Slowly she climbed into bed and under the covers.

"Neji thanks again for letting me sleep her with you."

"Hn."

'Him and the Uchihas.'

'Step 1. Get to sleep in hot guys bed comeplete.'

'well tommorows the start of the next task. SO I better get plenty of sleep.'

"Goodnight Neji. Yawn See you in the morning."

"Goodnight Ten-Ten. See you in the morning also."


Animelover: Ok here it is. Yes it was basically some Neji Ten fluff but don't worry the next chappie shall have sasusaku in it.

Gaara/Panda: Turn me bac know!

Animelover: Sry Gaara no can do the only way to turn you back is if people review.

Gaara slowly walks up to the screen in his panda outfit while in chibi form

Gaara: Please Review and Leave Constructive critisim. Remeber every review saves me from torture and fangirl attacks.