"Touche." Penny said. "I'll talk to them tonight. We're having a girls night tonight. Amy wants to 'get her some'…apparently."

"Does she even know what that means?"

"It's Amy. I'm not sure I know what she means."

Leonard nodded, and focused back on his board.

Later that night, Amy, Bernadette, and Penny sat around at the bar table. Penny had requested only water.

"Why didn't you order an alcoholic beverage?" Amy asked. "Isn't it customary to order an alcoholic beverage when you're in the social place that is 'the bar'?"

"Yes." Penny said. "Unless you're pregnant."

"Good call." Amy said. "You don't want to damage the ability to have children. Bar-keep! I'll just have a water as well."

"Oh…Amy." Bernadette said.

"Yes?"

Bernadette said. "Never mind. Penny, it's your womb, you should field this one."

"Didn't I already field it enough?" Penny answered.

"Yeah, but you were a better 'catcher' than a 'goalie'."

"Well, I did play softball as a kid, and I was a catcher for a season or two."

"I have a feeling this is more of a metaphorical catcher and a goalie than the actual sports position, considering football is on, right?" Amy asked.

"Yep." Penny said.

"Awesome. 8 for 82 this week."

"Amy. Bernadette is on the right page. If you're not drinking alcohol because it's not good for a baby, what does that imply?"

"I love this game." Bernadette.

"That you don't want people to succumb to second-hand drinking, like they do to second-hand smoke."

"Is that even possible?" Penny asked.

"I don't know, you're the one participating in it, and I appreciate your consideration for my uterus."

"Oh boy. This is going to be a long train ride." Bernadette said.

"Amy, what happens after two people have sex?" Penny said.

"Any number of things, judging by your apartment, one male leaves and another male enters. Sometimes the same male twice."

"Almost there. What happens if the female is ovulating at the time of sex?"

"She gets pregnant."

"Bingo."

"I don't know what children's songs have to do with pregnancy, or not wanting people to succumb to second-hand drinking."

"AMY!" Bernadette yelled. "PENNY IS THE ONE PREGNANT!"

Amy looked shocked. "Well, I guess I should have jumped to that conclusion, considering the amount of men coming in and out of your apartment. Who is the father?"

"Bernadette." Penny said with a grin.

"Unless Bernadette is a hermaphrodite, that's not possible."

"Besides, why am I the Dad?"

"Because I'm the only carrying our child!" Penny said. "Oh, I swear you do this every time we're out with friends!"

Amy looked puzzled.

"Amy, kidding. It's Leonard." Penny said.

"What's Leonard?"

"The father."

"Of who?"

"My baby."

"Oh yeah, that." Amy said. "I have some nifty tricks to cure morning sickness if you want them."