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I'M SO SORRY THAT I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN FOREVER.
I'M A BAD PERSON.
YOU CAN THROW ROCKS AT ME NOW.
Anyways, yeah I'm sorry I haven't updated lately. I've been really busy with YOUR MOM.
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The Tallest listened as the Irken told his story. His name was Envon and the Tallest trusted his judgment immensely. Not only that, but he was close to their height and was also an Admiral. However, despite all of this, Envon was still having difficulty convincing that Tallest of his latest 'plan'. They simply would not have it. It was hard to even get them to listen to him for more than five minutes.
"And so my Almighty Tallest, that is why I believe you should reinstate Skullene as an Invader" Envon said, wrapping up his speech. Tallest Purple looked up from his sack of donuts. Chunks of sticky dough were still covering his face. He snorted.
"I'm sorry what?" he slurred. Envon sighed and tried to stay patient. He didn't expect this to be easy.
"Were you listening to anything I just said?" He asked. Red scoffed.
"Well obviously he wasn't!" Red said.
"Were you listening, Tallest Red?"
"Ehh not really."
Envon closed his eyes and took a deep breath.
"Well, My tallest, I was just explaining how bringing Skullene back as an Invader could have it's benefits. I mean, she did conquer the planet, Venira. And you KNOW how troublesome that has been for the Armada. All I'm saying is that she could help the Armada even more if you decided to bring her back." Envon said slowly. Tallest Red rubbed his chin in thought.
"hmmmmm Venira eh? Well that planet WAS giving us a ton of issues back then" He said thoughtfully. Purple nodded in agreement.
"Yeah! Those guys suck! I'm glad we killed them all" he said cheerfully. Envon smiled slightly and perked up.
"So you'll reinstate her as an Invader?" he asked. The Tallest looked at eachother.
"weeeellll...I dunno..."
"May I remind you that she has also conquered two other planets on her own?" Envon added.
Purple shifted his weight from side to side.
"Well I don't see what we could loose from it. Why not?" Purple said. Red smiled and nodded approvingly.
"Alright Admiral. We'll rehire Skullene as an Invader. But first we have to find her. Do you have any idea at all where she is?" Red asked. Envon furrowed his brow.
"eeeehhhhuuuhhh I think she's somewhere in the Pices-Cetus Supercluster Complex." Envon said. Tallest Red deadpanned.
"That's an awfully big area to search for one person. Is there any way you could...I dunno...find her exact coordinates or something?" Red suggested. Envon frowned and tried to quickly think of a way to locate Skullene.
"Her PAK!", he said, "We can trace her down by plugging her PAK data into the massive computer. Then it can scan the Supercluster for a...general idea of where she could be!"
"alright then. YOU! WORTHLESS GUARD! Plug in Invader Skullene's PAK data. Tell us where she's located" Purple shouted. The guard immediately got to that. There was a pause, in whioch the massive was scanning the cluster, and then...
"Invader Skullene current galactic coordinates are ten-zero-eleven-zero-zero by zero-two from galactic zero centre. The kasterborous constellation." The computer whirred.
"Well then let's go!" Purple shouted and he smacked the button for hyper-space travel. All of the unprepared Irkens were hurled from where they were standing and smacked against the wall of the Massive. Meanwhile, the rest of the Armada was left wondering why the hell their leaders would randomly hyper-jump without them. THOSE CRAZY TALLEST!
As the massive approached the Kasterborous constellation the computer continued to whir and spit out more and more specific coordinates. Eventually, they were guided to a large red-orange planet near the center of the constellation. The massive plowed through all of the defensive shields that the planet set up and landed on a house in the mountains. Whoever living inside of it probably wasn't important anyways. Most likely just some stupid hermit.
"Well here we are." Purple said, and he pointed to three random guards, "YOU! Go assist Admiral Envon in finding Invader Skullene. And buy me some pizza while you're out"
The guards nodded and followed Admiral Envon out of the massive.
"Aw man! I forgot to tell them to put anchovies on the pizza!" Purple said.
Meanwhile, the four Irkens were patrolling the red planet for Skullene. They had taken a portable tracker with them and they were closing in on their target.
"My feet hurt" whined one of the guards. Envon smacked him on the head and told him to stop whining. The guarded cried a little.
They continued walking until one of the guards pointed to a small irken voot cruiser a few yards ahead of them.
"That's probably her cruiser!" He shouted. The four of them ran towards the cruiser and Envon opened it up.
Envon took a step back when he saw who else was in the Voot cruiser with Skullene. Skullene and Shen jsut stared at the Irkens. There was a long silence.
"Well, " said the Vortian, "THIS is awkward."
Skullene and Shen were in a rather compromising...ehem...position. And although they were both mostly clothed, it was pretty obvious what was going on.
"WHAT...What the hell?" shouted Envon, "Do you have any idea how hard it was for me to get the Tallest to reconsider you as an Invader? HUH?"
"I-WHAT? Well you could have told me that you were coming NOW!" She shouted right back. One of the guards truend to another.
"What the hell is going on?" he asked.
"I dunno man, reminds me of a soap opera" he replied. Skullene stuffed Shen into the clost of the cruiser and stepped out of it.
"Look, I can explain-" she began.
"EXPLAIN? EXPLAIN? I don't think you need to explainw hat was going on! It's pretty obvious what you were doing with that Vortian! Do you realize what the tallest will do to you-TO US if they find out aboput this?" He said. Skullene crossed her arms.
"WELL...I don't care! That Red guy is a creepy anyways! He hates me and I hate him!" She spat, "If I ever see him again I'll beat the shit outta him! I don't wanna work for you guys!"
Envon put his head in his hands. The tallest would never listen to him again. This incident would probably result in him getting demoted even though none of it was even his fault! He sighed and began wondering what to do.
"Well why don't we just...hey...weren't there three guards who came with me?" Envon said, looking around. The two guards looked at eahcother, and then behind themselves to see the third guard running back towards the Massive. He was likely to tattle on them and have all of them get in major trouble.
"YOU GET BACK HERE YOU SCUM!" Envon shouted and he began to run after him. If the guard reached the tallest and told them everything, there was a possibility that Skullene could be banished, or even executed for 'fraternizing with the enemy'.
"Today sucks" Skullene said, and she returned to her Voot cruiser and flew away.
ANYWAYS YEAH, I'm glad that I'm writing these again. I would make the excuse that I was busy with school, but the truth is that I'm just a lazy bastard.
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