"Talking"

Thinking

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I don't own Naruto or any of its characters but I do own my original ones.

Summary: After a mission Kakashi along with Naruto and Sasuke get hit with a beam of light. When people find them Kakashi's in pain and there is no sign of Sasuke or Naruto. When taken back to the village, Tsunade finds something interesting. Kakashi is pregnant, but with who? Mpreg. KakaIru.

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They were waiting in Tsunade's office.

Kakashi was silently peeving but he didn't let it show but Iruka knew that Kakashi was mad. They were sitting in the two chairs with Tsunade sitting behind her desk.

"Explain." Kakashi ordered.

Tsunade had a frustrated look on her face at being ordered.

"As you know, about your condition…" Tsunade started and Kakashi nodded. "No one knows but a select few."

"About that." Kakashi interrupted. He was glaring at the blonde woman. "I don't like you telling people about that without my permission."

Tsunade sighed. "I know, I know." she gave a small wave of her hand making Kakashi more pissed. Iruka had to place a hand on Kakashi's shoulder to keep him calm and to not attack their Hokage.

"Kakashi…" she called to him. "Your condition is vital and as far as the village and the people in it knows, is that you were injured on a mission and will expect to recover in some months."

"Who knows about my situation?" asked Kakashi.

"Well, me and Iruka of course, then there is Sakura, Shizune, and the body guards that are going to protect you." she stated.

"Body guards?" Kakashi jumped at that. "I don't need body guards!"

"Kashi…" Iruka tried to calm him down.

"No! Why do I need body guards?"

"Because brat!" she yelled. "Whoever was firing at you might still come after you."

"I can still fight!"

Tsunade slammed her hands down. "Think brat, think! You might be able to fight now but what about in a couple of months when you're swelled with child, twins no less! You will not be able to fight then and that's probably when they'll attack you."

Kakashi calmed down and thought about it. She was right. He was fine now but when his body grew to accumulate the lives in him, he will not be able to walk around right let alone fight.

Kakashi nodded, he knew when he lost the arguement.

Iruka sighed with relief. He thought for sure that Kakashi was going to attack something. He saw Kakashi looking at him and he gave a reassuring smile. It was small but it was genuine. Kakashi seemed to relax some from the assurance from his lover.

"Who are my body guards?" Kakashi asked looking down.

He couldn't look up at his Hokage. It felt such shame in him. He felt like it was his fault and Kakashi didn't know what he was blaming himself for. After so many years of bottling up his emotions, Kakashi couldn't stand the feelings he was experiencing.

It was like every emotion that he had bottled up were now hitting him full force. It was even more so than what he would feel with Iruka. It was too much; Kakashi didn't know how to handle it.

"You will have a few of them; Anko, Asuma, Genma, and Kurenai." She told them.

Kakashi sighed. At least none of them is Gai. he thought thankfully. I wouldn't know what I'd do if he was one of my body guards.

"Only them Tsunade-sama?" Iruka asked. He watched Kakashi from the corner of his eye looking at him in disbelief. The look Kakashi was sporting at him gave Iruka an idea of his feelings and thoughts of the whole body guard thing.

Is he nuts? Kakashi thought. Is he insane? Why would he want more guards? I don't even want one let alone more!

"Unfortunately so." Tsunade said regretfully. "Even if Kakashi is at high risk, this village can't afford to lose anymore ninjas than it already has."

Iruka nodded understanding. Kakashi, well he was just sitting there like his life had just ended. In fact, in a sense it had. Here he was, being told how to live and pregnant with two kids who were his students. And on top of that there could be people after him to do God knows what to him. Yeah, his life is over.

"Thank you Tsunade-sama. Anything else we would need to know?" asked Iruka. Kakashi just wanted to hit him.

Tsunade nodded. "Yes, here is a list of what Kakashi can and can't eat and here is a book about how to prepare and what to expect."

Iruka nodded while taking the items out of her hands. Taking the list into his hands he scanned the items over to see what he could make and what he should avoid with Kakashi.

"Anything else?" Iruka questioned.

"Can't we just leave?" Kakashi snapped. He didn't want to listen anymore! He didn't want people around him to plan out his life! He wanted to do what he wanted to do not a set plan for every hour for every minute.

Tsunade smirked at Kakashi. "Of course."

Kakashi didn't waste time as he stood up as Iruka followed his actions but much slower. Kakashi glared at everything and everyone. He didn't want to be here. He wanted to leave and these two, they were keeping him here longer than necessary.

"Iruka will escort you to your new home and show you around. Anko and Genma will already be there but you won't see them. There are under orders to not interact with you unless they have to. It is there mission to protect you, not to socialize." Tsunade explained to them.

The both nodded and Iruka made a move to leave with Kakashi following right behind him.

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Iruka was jumping from roof to roof and from tree to tree. As he and Kakashi ran to their new home Iruka kept an eye out for his silver haired lover. He made sure that Kakashi was feeling no pain or discomfort. He made sure that Kakashi wasn't falling behind even though they were going such a slow rate as it was.

"What?" Kakashi snapped narrowing his eyes at Iruka. He was still mad. And now he couldn't even run around without Iruka looking over his shoulder ever few seconds to check up on him. He was Kakashi damn it! He could still run.

Iruka was shocked for a moment from the tone Kakashi was using but he got over it soon. "Nothing, I was just making sure you were alright."

"I was alright three seconds ago just like I was fine five minutes ago."

Iruka stopped running causing Kakashi to follow suite. When Kakashi stopped next to Iruka but he didn't have a chance to say anything before Iruka wrapped his arms around him into an embrace. Since Kakashi was taller than Iruka, the brunette nuzzled his head into the clothed neck.

"Iruka?" Kakashi questioned. His voice was now gentle as he asked. The arms around his body tightened even further.

"I'm scared." Iruka admitted. "I'm so scared right now."

Touched by Iruka's words Kakashi wrapped his own arms around Iruka's waist and buried his own head into Iruka's neck.

"You're scared?" Kakashi joked. "I'm terrified. I've never felt so helpless in my life."

"I'm guessing that makes you mad?" Iruka muttered into Kakashi's neck. The sensation of Iruka's breath sent shivers down the copy nin's back.

"It pisses me off. I can't do anything and…" Kakashi was choking on his words. "I'm pregnant. I'm a guy and I'm pregnant."

"Shhh, shhh…" Iruka made soothing sounds as he rubbed Kakashi's back with his hand in. He rocked them back and forth as his hand made small motion circles trying to calm Kakashi down.

"You probably think I'm weak."

Iruka's eyes widened at that statement. "Of course not Kakashi! You will never seem weak to me. In any case, I believe you are strong and brave to face this."

"But I don't want to face it!" Kakashi cried out into Iruka neck, his body shaking like a leaf. "I want to ran away and hide! I don't want to face it!"

Brown eyes softened at Kakashi's words. Iruka knew that Kakashi was afraid and didn't want to face it. He knew that if given the choice Kakashi would run away but that wasn't the case. Kakashi wouldn't run away, he had to deal with it. Iruka, though, was going to make sure he was with him, supporting him ever step of the way.

After the touching moment Iruka and Kakashi went towards their new home. Since Iruka had already been there he showed Kakashi everything from the living room to the two new baby rooms for Naruto and Sasuke.

Kakashi was touched at the detail done in the baby rooms but it came more apparent to the fact that he was in fact pregnant and that in some short months they were going to be coming. Kakashi was scared to death of that day and hoped that he would be on some major drugs when the time comes.

True to her word Kakashi and Iruka couldn't find or even sense Anko or Genma near the area. They were okay with that. They didn't want to think about people watching them twenty-four seven. It was better this way to be left alone for awhile.