Last time...
"Who's Naruto? Also who are you guys?"
CHAPTER 6: I Hate Ramen!
3rd POV
"N-Naruto..." the raven said wiping the tears that flowed from his eyes and trying to regain his composure, but failed and went unconscious. "Sasuke?" Tsunade said with a voice of concern that's almost creepy, since we don't actually hear her use that voice. "L-lady Tsunade! Gaara and Neji fainted too!" "Well, this is a shock, one minute all of you were arguing, then the next Naruto just speaks up as if nothing was happening." The brunette nodded slowly, understanding the retired medic's observation. Said unconscious males were slumped on the floor, Sasuke with tears staining his pale cheeks, Neji with his eyes open as if he saw a ghost, and Gaara... well... he was still the same, but with a slightly less cold and bloodthirsty expression.. the brunette knelt down to Neji and carried him to the couch, and did the same to the others.
"Excuse me? But who's Naruto? And who are you guys?" The blonde on the hospital spoke again after observing the the events that unfolded since he had woken up. "What's this thing that keeps beeping? Who am I?" Naruto continued to bombarde the two with questions.
'Why did I not faint!' The pale blonde said cursing under her breath, for she was already annoyed with the brat who she ironically longed to hear the voice of for a month. "Who's the hot brunette?" He blurted out making Kiba choke on what seemed to be air. "W-what?" He stuttered out, amazed by the blonde's sudden outburst, coughing up his imaginary drink. "Why? You really are hot, you're tattoos are cute too, I'd say you'd have a hot six pack too." The blonde continued. Kiba just blushed there, I mean who wouldn't if you're own crush told you out of nowhere that you're hot.
"Are you single?" He blurted out again. "L-lady Tsunade?" "It seems Naruto is suffering amnesia... it looks as though it was caused by his attempt of suicide... maybe we could jog them up and make him remember by making him go places he's visited, people he met, food, etc.." the pale blonde said.
"Umm? Hello? Are you gonna answer my question or what? Are you single?" (I feel as if I copied WZ Tobi's line: "well? You haven't answered by question! How does it feel like to poo?") "umm, yeah." Kiba said awkwardly.
"Well, on the bright side of things, it looks like he's honest in this state." Tsunade said smirking at Kiba. "You are Naruto Uzumaki, son of Kushina Uzumaki and Minato Namikaze, and I'm your grandmother, and that's your best friend, Kiba Inuzuka." Tsunade said explaining it to the amnesia induced boy, to not cause further questions.
"Best friend? I thought we were dating?!" Naruto said a bit disappointed and Kiba could only blush madly.
Knock!
Knock!
Knock!
"Enter." Tsunade said, the three heard a pairs of feet shuffling outside. The lady and the brunette sighed, knowing the room would be filled with people. The door opened. The first one that entered had long spiky brunette hair holding a bag of chips, and what looked like a bowl? "Hey guys! How ~ Naruto!" Chōji said in surprise after noticing Naruto was sitting on his bed but was still wrapped in bandages.
"Don't kid around Chōji, it's troublesome enough that you guys drag~ wait, he is awake!" The lazy boy said after laying his eyes on the boy. The rest also went into the room.
"N-Naruto-kun y-your a-awake!" Hinata stuttered out, blushing madly.
"Hello, dickless, nice to see you." A pale boy said with his usual fake smile, and brought out a sketchbook and started sketching as if nothing was happening. "Hai, senpai. You're awake." An otoko no ko(1) said, he was wearing a short dress and tied back his hair.
"Shikamaru! You left us at school and I had to rush to get here, all because of you saying it's a drag for you to drive!" Came the shout of a girl as two blondes entered, one wearing a purple belly shirt, and the other holding a fan threateningly, both looking like they ran a marathon.
"Wait, is that Gaara? What's he doing sleeping? He rarely does that... and is he cuddling with Neji!" Temari said pointing at his brother who was unconsciously hugging Neji around the waist protectively. Oh right, only Kiba knew that the two were dating for the past month and a half.
"Don't tell me..." she muttered. "Kiba!" She said sharply. "Y-yes?" Kiba said a bit unnerved by the blonde's threat. "Are they dating? And the truth please! If you don't the only things everybody's gonna hear tonight is the truth!" She said and emphasised the word "truth". "Y-yes."
"I knew it! They're so cute! Look Ino a new ship! GaaNeji!" She yelled cheerfully... surprising everyone in the room, no one did know they were fujoshi(2) "shut up... Uzumaki had just woken up... it would stress him out for sure if you keep shouting." Shino said, still overanalysing the situation, again. "Yeah, yeah." "Hey Naruto, how's it hanging?" Chōji said.
"Who are you?" Naruto asked after finally being acknowledged to be still in the room. "Hey, stop joking, Naruto. We've been friends since middle school." "Chōji, he has amnesia.." Lady Tsunade said. "Oh.." "you're fa~" "no!" Everyone except the unconscious, the retired med, and Naruto yelled at the same time. "What was that Naruto?" Chōji said not quite hearing the insult that was almost made.
Kiba walked to Naruto on the bed and whispered in his ear, "don't use that word around Chōji." Kiba said while accidentally breathing on Naruto's neck, and using a suggestive voice. "And I thought you were only hot." Naruto said loud enough for everyone to hear.
"I can't believe you Kiba, trying to seduce Naruto while he has amnesia." Ino scolded playfully. "I-it's not like that!" Kiba stuttered out defensively. "Oh? Then why're you stuttering?" Now everyone started teasing Kiba, Naruto just sat there not knowing, well, anything. "Umm, Naruto, I brought you some ramen, I went to Ichiraku's before I headed here, and Teuchi-san and Ayame-nee said it's on the house for you Naruto." Chōji said giving the blonde the bowl of ramen, which was surprisingly untouched. Everyone was surprised at Chōji's abstinence.
"What is it?" "It's ramen, you know, you're favourite food. Here's the chopsticks." The food lover said while handing the blonde chopsticks. "How do you use this?" "I'll feed you Naruto. Either way... you can't really move with all those bandages." The brunette said hopefully. "Sure!" Kiba went to him and knelt next to the bed to feed the blonde.
Ino and Temari were immediately sent to another room due to bloodlust - erm - loss.. Shika just glared enviously at his back. Shino was trying to coax the event into the novel he was working on, I mean, when does a sakka's(3) job ever stop?
While Sai, well... presented his drawing of Naruto in a dress to everyone. "Sai, can you design me a dress?" Haku asked the artist, wanting to make a new dress. "Sure, hime(4)." There he went again, with his nicknames... Haku only blushed... anyways back to the real hime of this story. The ramen noodles was almost fully in his mouth...
Almost immediately, the blonde spat out the ramen and screamed. "Eww! I hate ramen!"
Glossary for Japanese terms
Otoko no ko - male cross dresser
Fujoshi/Fudanshi - you should already know this, -joshi female, -danshi male that loves yaoi
Sakka - writer
Hime - princess
Jaa Mata - See ya!
A/N
Welp! That's it for this chapter, see ya next time! And please before you read the next one, bring tissues... might be for crying... or nosebleeds... either way yar ganna need 'em! Sorry 'bout the 2 month wait... but I'm back! Bye!
Edited: September 4
