Thanks to Savannah Silverstone, Icestorm238, Dash99, paisley15, AreiaCananaid, an anonymous Guest, With-the-Wolves, Guest FarmersDaughter, Unfocused and Confused, Bralt, and another anonymous Guest for their reviews and suggestions! Sorry for any spelling/grammar mistakes or mistakes in the slogans. I realize I already did one for Geico but I got a request and I hope everyone likes it.

Disclaimer: I don't own Ranger's Apprentice

Geico (Thanks to Unfocused and Confused)

Halt was in a horrible mood. Will and Gilan had decided to host a party. In his cabin. Without asking him.

Gilan burst into the kitchen. "We need more punch, pronto!"

Halt glared at him. "I need you to leave me alone, pronto."

Gilan sighed and held out a mug of coffee to Halt, "Drink."

Halt took the coffee, took a sip, and smiled. "I love coffee."

Two men stood in front of a red fake curtain structure. They were playing lute-like instruments. They stopped playing and one of the men turned to the other, "Jimmy how happy are folks who save hundreds of dollars switching to Geico?"

"Happier than Halt when he has coffee," the other man replied.

Orville Redenbacher's Popcorn (Thanks to Guest FarmersDaughter)

Will and Gilan looked up at Halt, their eyes wide. "Do we have to, Halt?"

Halt glared at them. "Espresso isn't good for people who are naturally hyper."

"But I don't like decaf!" Will wailed.

"Yeah!" Gilan agreed. "I like espresso better then decaf!"

"You'll like it better or my name isn't Orville Redenbacher!" Halt said.

"Um, Halt?" Will asked.

"Yeah?"

"Your name isn't Orville Redenbacher."

Halt smiled evilly. "You don't know that."

Target (Thanks to AreiaCananaid)

"I wanted a blue bow! I expected a blue bow!" Gilan wailed at his parents.

His father sighed. "You get what you get."

"But why?" Gilan cried.

Gilan's mother sighed. "Gilan, expect more, pay less."

"What's that got to do with anything?" Gilan asked.

"We paid less by getting you a red bow."

Gilan's father turned to his wife, "Uh, no, we didn't."

"That's what you told me."

Bum bum bum! Tsk, tsk. So sad. Anyways, sorry for the late update. Please review!