I'm running out of ideas, lol ^^

Firestar awoke to his computer screen flashing. It was a new video, just uploaded moments ago by Littlecloud. Firestar clicked on it.

Blackstar stood in front of Russetfur. "I love you like a love song baby! I-I love you like a love song baby!"

"Why does he do this crap?" Littlecloud snickered.

"I love you like a Love song Bay-be!" Blackstar sung loudly, dancing around Russetfur in his den. He swung his head around and licked Russetfur's cheek lovingly.

"I love you." He purred.

"I love you too, Blacky." Russetfur purred back. A purr rumbled deep in his throat, and he rested his head on her shoulder, his eyes traveling around the den until they stopped at the entrance. His eyes widened with anger and he bared his teeth.

"GOOD DAMNIT LITTLECLOUD!" Blackstar roared, making Russetfur jump. Blackstar leapt at Littlecloud, missing and smashing into the wall. Littlecloud laughed as he sped out of the den.

. . .

The full moon shone on the island as the gathering began. Blackstar stepped foward, his fur bristling.

"Has any cat seen-"

He was cut off by the sound of a phone going off, then another and another. Mistyfoot laughed over the phones.

"OMG! Leopardstar, I didn't know you liked Blackstar!" Leopardstar looked mortified, and shrunk back, away from Blackstar. Firestar stepped foward.

"OMG, Leopardstar, you do! That's cool!" Leopardstar pinned her ears back in embarresment.

"Who the hell told?" She hissed.

"Uhhhhh...Littlecloud. Lol He found your diary and he sent a read-aloud to everybody, here listen!" Mistyfoot unplugged her iphone and turned her volume up. Everybody grew quiet, listening to Littlecloud's voice.

Leopardstar's Diary entries

Diary entry 1:"OMG at that last gathering, Blackstar looked at me the whole time! His amber eyes are so fierce, yet so beautiful! I wouldn't dare challenge him to anything! That kitty-pet Firestar better watch out, Blackstar would kill for his Clan, that's why he's so loyal."

Diary entry 2: I just sent my warriors to fight against Thunderclan with Windclan, I hope that Kitty-pet loses!

Diary Entry 3: Oh I just wish Blackstar would appear, so we could sip a smoothie from two straws together. I know, it sounds cliche but, I can dream.

Diary Entry 4: Why must that wretched Russetfur capture all his love. It's not fair! I see how he looks at her, or how they walk back from the gathering together!"

Littlecloud's voice echoed throughout the island, then stopped. Leopardstar let out a snarl. "Blackstar, if I catch him, can I kill him?"

"No, that's my job!" He growled.

. . .

"Damnit!" Ashfur smacked his laptop.

"What?" Brambleclaw looked up from his laptop.

"This damn game!"

"What game?"

"Online Backgammon! I can't fucking win!"

"Ashy, Ashy. It's ok. Not everybody is a winner like me. No need to get violent with your computer though."

"Fine, I'll just play Solitaire!"

(Ten minutes)

"Fuck you! Man I just wish there was a 'Fuck you' Button on this chat room!" Ashfur exclaimed.

"I thought you hated Backgammon?" Brambleclaw looked up. "Weren't you playing Solitaire?"

"No, Brambleclaw, I don't hate Backgammon, I hate the player playing me!"

"Oh."

"Hahaha, see theres no way they can win unless they get doubles and theres-WHAT! They got DOUBLES! Fuck you!" He clicked off the program.

Brambleclaw's whiskers twitched with amusment. "Hey buddy, how you doin?" Brambleclaw asked in a false voice.

"Don't screw me man, I hate that voice." Ashfur backed up, his fur bristling.

"I love you Ashfur." Brambleclaw said with the same high, false creepy voice.

"Damnit Brambleclaw STOPPIT!" Ashfur snatched up his laptop.

"I love yoooouuuuuuu." Brambleclaw mewed, his eyes wide.

"Brambleclaw, stop!" Ashfur screeched. Brambleclaw looked at him.

"Stop doing what?"

. . .

Hey bro,

You mind if I borrow $100, I kinda need it to by this Hello Kitty clock I bought off of e-bay.

-Onestar

Firestar shrugged and wrote out the check. "Spiderleg!" He called.

"Yes, sir!" Spiderleg had been watching to many Army movies. He saluted him. "What would you like, SIR!"

"At ease, I need you to deilever this check to Onestar."

"SIR YES SIR!" Spiderleg shouted before taking the check and pelting out of camp. Firestar sighed and turned back to his computer.

. . .

"YESSSSSS! THE PATRIOTS BEAT THE BRONOCOS! OH YEAH! THATS ANOTHER $100 FROM HEATHERPAW!" Dustpelt danced around again.

"And I set fire to the rain watch it pour as I touch your face!" Graystripe sang. He typed on his computer. Then he jumped up.

"OMG! LOOK! I HAVE SO MANY FOLLOWERS ON TWITTER!" Graystripe's face shone with pride as he prodded the screen.

"Look I have 2 followers!"

"Oh Starclan, Graystripe, the only cats who follow you are Silverstream and Millie."

"I know! It's so many, it used to be just Silverstream!" Graystripe put his earbuds in and settled down, watching his favorite show; Dora.

"Dora Dora Dora the explorer! DORA!"

. . .

Lionpaw stood, unable to move. "What the hell is this?" He glared at Cinderpaw.

"Snickers choclate shell. I say, very effective." Cinderpaw mewed. "Now to add the the finishing touches." She pulled out a can of Whipped cream and started to spray his pelt with it.

"NO! STOP! NOOOOOOO." He yowled as she wrote 'PATRIOTS.' all over his pelt in bold letters.

"I"M A BRONCOS FAN! NOOOOOOOO." Lionpaw yowled.