(AUTHORS NOTE!) AGAIN sorry for no update... I finally met someone I think I'm in love with! I met her on kik and shes cowkin AND LOVES GATORADE! */^/* I think I'm in love!
DAY 11, October 14th
Bowser's Luxury Apartment: 6:02 A.M.
Bowser got out of the third bunk bed. Dedede was awoken when he did this and made breakfast while Bowser showered in his swimsuit. Bowser emerged from the shower and ate Dedede's home cooking. "I think this is yummy thank you." he said. "Dedede by the way, please stay home today and watch over your Mother's nes until I come home.
Dedede looked up and met eyes with bowser. "I'll do whatever I want you stupid fucking cunt." he said in an emotionless tone. "Okay, have a great day! Lunch is in the fridge, next to my mommy's head. Love you!" Bowser said as he kissed him with his penis mouth. "love you too!" Dedede said out of his bellybutton.
Bowser went to work and Dedede sat on the fancy leather LED couch and watch I Love Lucy for hours. (I sure love lucy! If only she was a cow...) Dedede soon got bored of stupid black and white useless television and went to Bowser's sex dungeon room they shared as a bedroom. He felt so at home :) .
Dedede looked at his mom's bones and sat down next to them while looking at them. "Hi mom." he said. "I'm sorry I swallowed you with my asshole." he felt really bad. "I will not forgive you." the bones said. "WHAT!" shrieked Dedede like a man who got his fingers bit off by a bat. "Oh, nothing!" saiy his mom's bones. "Oh, OKAY! I thought you talked for some reason." Dedede said to himself he guessed. "No, you're just hallucinating! You should take a nap!" said the bones Dedede imagined were talking to him. "OK mommy. Night night. WUV YOU!" Dedede said. He climbed in to bed and wient to bed…..
The expensive rooftops of expensive Luxury Apartments: 12:55 P.M.
A ninja woman who was probably named Shiek, or melinda, jumped from roof to roof like a ninja woman who was also sexy with big boobs until she got to Bowser's Luxury Apartment. She checked her ninja walky talky.
"This is boobninja, come in bananapeel, over." she said. Then a voice came out of the walky talky. "Bananapeel here. Are you there? Over." said the voice. "I'm close. I'm about to break in and steal the bones from the target. AKA obesewhore299, over." she was obviously talking about Dedede.
Shiek made it to Bowser's Luxury Apartment, and used her laser pointer on a glass window to melt the glass down into the shape of a pair of choice boobies and broke in. Mmmmm a tweaker addicked like sheik could smell from a distance equal to 20 of those big parachutes like a good drug dog. She knew EXACTLY where those bones were and she stole them and put themn in her boobs then snuck out again…
Bowser's Luxury Apartment 7:32 P.M.
Dedede woke up from his extremely long nap and went to touch his mother'z bones BUT THEY WERE GONE H*L* *H*T and there was a broken window too someone broke in probably or not? Dedede screamed so loud and that's when Bowser came home! "Oh nooo!" Dedede thought… out loud.
"Hey baby Dedede I'm home!" Bowser winked sexily. "Zzzzz z replied dedede because he was asweep" said dedede. "Shut the fuck up. Just sh*t the fuck up." said bowser. "I brought you a present," said Bowser! "Oh wow zeepdie wee!" dedede said while jumping in the air and making his feet clap and toes wiggle. "It's a relifeilizer! If we use this on your mom's bones she will come back to life!" Bowser explained as he held up a ray gun like an evil villain. Dedede was to stupid to understand but he shook his head like a husband who ignores his wife when she's nagging at him like my mom and dad.
Anywho! Bowser walked back to their room to get Dedede's mom's bones. Dedede stood still and did not move like the statue of liberty on vacation. Next thing he knew, Bowser screamed so loud it made the entire apartment complex shake like a volcano. "WHERE ARE THE FUCKING BONES!?" Bowser hollered. "FLARBGON!" Screamed Dedede. They began to have a verbal argument so intense that it made the gods kind of scared. "DEDEDE I TOLD YOU TO 'WATCH THOSE BONES!" Bowser yelled. Dedede began t cry. "I"M SORRY BOW-BOW!" Dedede cried. "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I NEED-" but Dedede interrupted him. "NO! SHUT UP!" Dedede yelled.
"I HATE YOU!" screamed Dedede and he ran out the door like an angry sonic the fat hedgehog. Bowser sat down at the couch and screamed so loud and started crying. He knew that dededede meant what he said because he would usually leave by jumping out the window like a flying squirrel. There was a knock at the door and he answered it.
It was the dad from jJimmy Neutron. "Hiya neighbor, just wanted to check in and see-" But before he could finished his sentence bowser opened his mouth and breathed fire onto his stupid little big nosed face. Kinda sexy though. But stupid. The dad from jimmy neutron (the big hair) began to scream really loud for about 10 minutes and bowser stared sadly into the fire. (cooked turtle meat.)
The Streets of Mushroom City, 8:00 P.M.
Dedede sobbed through the streets and walked around sobbing. Bowser never yelled at him like that before, or ever! It scared Dedede so much :'( Bowser was so mean for no reason! Dedede thought sad things like this while walking for a while as sad songs played in his head. Like the song hallelujah from the shr*k 1 soundtrack. Dedede mindlessly walked into an alleyway. Then, all of the sudden, a mysterious shadowy figure put a bag of Dedede's head and kidnapped him!
...To be continued...
