Akatsuki Pro
Kisame: welcome back to the seventh chapter of Akatsuki Pro, you might noticed the last chapter had a lot of mistake concerning spelling and missing words, if you did, it was all Drake and his sleep deprivations fault.
Drake walks in and waves
Drake: Heya Kisame, you're here early…too early.
Kisame: what?
Drake: Kisame…You're Deidara in disguise!
Drake pulls out two double barrel sawed off shotguns
Drake: Double Impact!!!
Kisame is sent flying back into a wall
Drake: Enjoy the chapter folks…now
Drake reloads the shotguns.
Chapter 7: War
Konan was having a good morning, she slept well, she had a good breakfast and she was winning a game of Halo, everything was right in the world, with a happy sigh she shot her enemy in the back with a shotgun point blank "ah…what a glorious day to shoot people with a gun" she commented to herself.
Pein walked into her room, wearing his Akatsuki cloak, with a new symbol added, the Halo symbol "Konan, I'm headed out to go get some stuff for fridge, want anything?" he asked evenly.
She shrugged "more frosted flakes, god knows Hidan is going to eat them all morning when he wakes up" she replied, slightly annoyed that Hidan didn't get the whole concept of don't-touch-my-stuff procedures and warnings, worst part was, she couldn't kill him.
Meanwhile, in Hidan's room.
Hidan was sitting in front of his TV, playing Halo 3, he was appearing offline so he could play Action Sack, for awhile without the others noticing, that play list was taboo to them, they could never understand him, and his need to play Run for cover on Zeus, or the little laser sounds he made when he shot down at someone.
Paper has sent you a message.
Taboo
He frowned and replied
I have no idea what you're talking about
Waiting for a few…then
You're playing Action Sack, you know its forbidden
He glared at the message "stupid Konan and her forbidden shit…stupid Pein for making it forbidden…stupid stupid" he grumbled away.
Meanwhile in Deidara's room.
The blond was still sleeping, dreaming dreams of destruction and annihilation "hmm…rocket launcher…" he mumbled and held his pillow like a rocket launcher, right down to the firing motion "double kill…" he fired again "killtac for the win…" yes, even in his sleep he was owning people.
"Deidara!" Sasori yelled, he had been waiting for Deidara to get up so they could finish getting their fifties in their assigned play list, and he was now just getting impatient "Deida…" he stopped mid name and got an idea, walking out of the room he walked to the kitchen "Where's that hot sauce?" he muttered looking through the various cabinets.
"Sasori!" the redhead sighed and turned to see Kisame and Itachi standing there, giving him an odd look "why are you looking for food?" Kisame asked, raising a brow.
"Its not for me, its for Deidara" Sasori replied calmly.
"you're giving breakfast in bed to Deidara?" Itachi asked, his voice barely above a whisper, he must have been still tired.
Sasori nodded, a small grin on his face "in a sorts, yes" he replied and got the hot sauce, walking back down the hall and into Deidara's room, there was several seconds of quiet.
"Ah!!!!!" a high pitched yell/scream came from Deidara's room, and Itachi and Kisame just stood there, staring.
"Well…you just know Kakuzu is going to kill someone today" Kisame stated, frowning.
Itachi nodded "indeed…lets eat" they went back to their daily routine.
Deidara's room
The blond sat fuming as he glared at Sasori "the. Hell?" he gritted out.
Sasori gave a lazy smile and shrugged "I got tired of waiting, not get dressed and lets go, we have work to do" he ordered turning.
"But I have to do my hair!" Deidara whined, pouting slightly, Sasori rolled his eyes "please danna?" he used puppy eyes now, and Sasori raised a brow.
"No" and Sasori walked out.
Deidara glared and then got out of bed, grabbing some clean clothes he made his way to the bathroom, when he walked in he glared at the toilet "Alright! Who didn't flush?!" he yelled.
"Meeting!" Pein called, stepping inside the house, several bags with him, soon, everyone sat in the living room, waiting.
"I have contacted the Konoha team responsible for our loss…they have accepted are terms, if we win, they will give us each 3600 MS points…if they win, we give them Itachi" everyone turned to him at that last part.
"what?" he asked.
"give them Itachi?" Konan asked "whatever for?" she added.
"for interrogation and torture I imagine…" Pein replied back, drinking his pepsi "I'm sure Ibiki and especially Anko would like to get their hands on him" he added.
Hidan raised a hand "when's the match?" he asked, he didn't really care for Itachi, just for the fact of kicking some ass.
"Tomorrow, be ready and rested" Pein stood and left.
"Lovely…" Itachi muttered…" just lovely" this was going to be a long, and annoying day.
End of chapter 7.
