Battle of the Semes
Disclaimer: Naruto NOT MINE
A/N: This chapter was beta-ed by the lovely DeliciouslyGood! :D YAY! And thanks to everyone that reviewed :3 I freaking love you guys xD
On another note, the recent manga chapter...SASUKE U IMBECILE!! D:!! WHY THE HECK DID U FREAKING KILL UR FREAKING BROTHER FASLDJASLDKJASL!! but i'm over it. :twitch: :) I can't wait until the full opening song comes out :D
Anyways, ENJOY!! :)
Chapter 7
"Get closer."
Click click click click click!
"Put your arms around his shoulders. Good, right there."
Click click click click click click click! Flash flash click!
"Hold onto his wrists. Tighter. TIGHTER. Okay good."
Click click click click!
"Grab his dickless groin."
"HEY!"
"Yeah, that's genius! Get angry, Naruto! ANGRY!"
Click click click click click click click click! SUPER FLASH!
"I don't appreciate your dick comments, Sai!"
"I don't appreciate you messing up my work. Now CONCENTRATE!"
"I WOULD if you'd stop telling me what to do! You know I like doing stuff myself! Why do I have to follow your orders this time anyway?!"
"I already TOLD you, dickless! Because the place these shoots are going to requested specific poses! Now FOLLOW MY ORDERS!"
"ARUGH SAI! YOU IRRITATE ME! I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TAUGHT YOU SOCIAL SKILLS!"
"You taught him social skills?"
"Don't ask, Sasuke. It's a long story."
"POSE, DICKLESS!"
"WOULD YOU STOP WITH THE DICKLESS JOKES?! I HAVE A DICK, DAMN IT! SASUKE, TELL SAI I HAVE A DICK!"
"He has a dick, Sai."
"Like you're one to talk, princess."
"...Ehehehe, Sasuke, he didn't mean that. OUCH, don't take your anger out on me! Jeez!"
"Easy on the hold there, Uchiha. His testosterone-less body can't handle the brutality."
"HEY! AUUUGGHH!! DO YOU HAVE TO RELATE EVERYTHING TO MY MANHOOD?!"
"If you can call it a manhood."
"SHUT UP, SAI! GAARA, TELL SAI TO SHUT UP!"
"Shut up, Sai."
"My my, you're a lucky guy, Naruto, having these two princes follow your every command like slaves."
Glare!
"Kakashi, stay out of this!"
"You're no fun, Sasuke!"
"Hn."
"It's okay, Sasuke, you're not a slave to me. I know that you only follow my commands because—"
Deep inhale of breath. Oh no, does he know I want him?!
"—because you're threatened by my MANLYNESS and know that you'll be BEAT UP TO LITTLE PIECES OF POOP if you don't do as I say."
"...Right."
"Keep dreaming, Naruto."
"Not you too, Gaa-chan!"
"Please refrain from calling me that."
"But, but, but, but, but!"
"DICKLESS, POSE DAMN IT!"
"I. HAVE. A. PENIS. DAMN. IT! AND NO, YOU SON OF A—"
"NARUTO! Would you please stop talking and start working?!"
"NO I WO—"
Glare.
"...Yes, Iruka-sensei."
Iruka sighed. This kind of argument between Naruto and the photographer happens so often that everyone just subconsciously over-looks the fact that they're talking about dicks at the top of their lungs. He glanced to his right, seeing an amused curve on Kakashi-san's eyes, which were sparkling, either from mirth or the lights from the studio. Probably from the studio; eyes don't shine like that normally, nor does a person's hair have such an unearthly and breathtaking glow.
"Sasuke, pull him close to you. Flush against your chest."
In the center of the canvas, Sasuke's heart was beating erratically. He was so close to Naruto he could see every lash on his eyelashes, every pore on his very pore-less face, every root follicle on his beautiful golden head of hair...and everything about him that was near perfection. And being this close, Sasuke realized that his whiskers...were actually scars. Or at least very real looking tattoo scars.
He wondered absentmindedly while stroking Naruto's back how in the world he got those. Surely no one would stoop low enough to harm such a beautiful creature? Unless they were one of those maniacal mentally ill monsters who enjoy seeing beauty in pain, but he didn't even want to imagine that Naruto had to go through something so horrifying. Maybe it was a birthmark? That would be the best truth.
"TIGHTER Sasuke."
Sasuke tightened his grip on Naruto's waist and brought his head down, looking into Naruto's innocent eyes; or maybe not so innocent, since he wasin a gay modeling business. But they sure looked quite naïve.
"Sa-su-ke." Naruto's lips slowly moved to the sound of his name, making Sasuke's breath hitch in his throat. So what if this was only business and they were only being intimate because Sai ordered them to. Sasuke could still enjoy this; besides, he always got what he wanted, and now...he wanted Naruto. Maybe just to figure things out, but still, he wanted him and he apparently wanted him bad.
"Sa-su-ke, do you want to go somewhere after this again? Like to hang out and stuff? I hardly do anything normal these days, and yesterday was so fun! Would you please? I think there's a really fun place just down the street!" This was all whispered, with breaks in between when Naruto had to make a face depending on what Sai's command was. Sasuke thought about it. Hm, more time to woo the blonde... sure, why not?
"Okay," Sasuke whispered back, now towering over Naruto in a tilted stance. Naruto's eyes shone with happiness as he jumped up and gave Sasuke a huge hug with a gigantic grin on his face. Sai's loud "HEY" faded out to the background as Sasuke felt himself hugging the boy back. Before he knew it, five seconds had passed and he still hadn't let go.
"Um, Sasuke? I don't think Sai told us to hug." Naruto squirmed, a bit uncomfortable at the close distance.
Sasuke quickly let go of him, missing the way his body automatically fit with his own like they were made for each other. Was this coincidental? Was it fate? Or was he just hallucinating with all the lust that's clouding his mind right now?
"Okay, we're going to go with a more rebellious look now. Sasuke, be a bit forceful. Naruto, look apprehensive."
"...What's apprehensive?" Naruto whispered at Sasuke, knowing that if he asked Sai he'd definitely get laughed at.
"Nervous, you idiot," Sasuke smirked, allowing complete animalistic desires to fill his brain. Sai complimented him on his feral look but Sasuke didn't pay attention; all he could see was Naruto's pouty lips (probably from the idiot statement), his big blue eyes, and his blushing cheeks.
Without warning, Sasuke tugged Naruto to him harshly, capturing his chin between his thumb and pointer finger. He brought his face mere millimeters away, their breaths mingling in short puffs. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Gaara stiffen. Or maybe become constipated, since the blinding light was kind of obstructing his view.
"Naruto..." Sasuke breathed out. He sensed Naruto hardening as his breath ghosted over his lips, his eyes going impossibly wide. This was too easy.
Naruto's hands fisted in Sasuke's shirt, accidentally tugging it a bit off his shoulders. They were too close for comfort; their noses were actually touching!
Sasuke now zoomed in on Naruto's lips. There they were, plump and inviting.
"S-S-Sasu-ke..." Naruto gasped as he felt Sasuke's other hand travel up his shirt, bringing the cold air with it; but everywhere that Sasuke touched, his skin felt extremely hot. Actually, Naruto had no idea whathe felt. He's never been this...excited on a shoot before, not even with Gaara, the most talented of his partners (until Sasuke came, that is).
Naruto gasped again as Sasuke latched his mouth onto his neck, sucking and licking and all that jazz. Oh yeah, he was definitely going to leave a mark.
"S-S-S-Sasuke! W—" Sasuke bit down harshly, but not enough to bite through the epidermis. He cut Naruto off mid-sentence, not really wanting to wait, which was what Naruto was most likely going to say.
Naruto hissed as Sasuke backed up, observing his work and letting the cold air soothe the burning patch of skin. Once again, Sai's words of praise for their poses slipped in one ear and out the other.
He couldn't take it anymore.
With the will of a starving man in a jail cell, Sasuke launched forward and crashed his lips onto Naruto's with no warning at all.
"—Mnnn!" Naruto's previously lidded eyes shot open; his pupils dilating quickly as shock completely overtook his body. He tried pulling away, but Sasuke wrapped a hand around the back of his head and kept him there. Naruto became terrified; this was going too far!
However, Sasuke didn't care. All he could think about right now was how soft and...rightthis felt. He bit down on Naruto's bottom lip, eliciting a gasp from the still shell shocked blond. He plunged his tongue right in, tasting Naruto from top to bottom, twisting and turning against Naruto's tongue and savoring the feeling of each memorable cranny of his delectable mouth.
But this didn't last much longer. Finally, Naruto had had enough. With a savage knee to Sasuke's slowly erecting groin, their lips detached.
White flashed through Sasuke's mind. His hands shot straight to his throbbing member, the pain overtaking his body. He fell down with a wham, his back up against the back of the set. He squinted one eye open in time to see Naruto hastily turn around and run off in no particular direction; probably his dressing room though. But that's not what bothered him. What really bothered him was what he saw the split second before Naruto turned.
His eyes. And not just his eyes, the tears flowing in steady streams down them.
Why would he cry? Did he bite down too hard? Was it not...enjoyable? Did he overstep his boundaries by kissing him? But that sounded stupid, since they've done almost everything else on set other than kissing and having sex.
Sasuke felt himself being pulled up as he wondered what he did wrong. Why did he run off like that? Why did he look at Sasuke like he was filth, was dirt? He couldn't get the image of Naruto's stricken tear-streaked face glaring down at him. It...hurt.
"Sasuke? You okay?" It was Kakashi.
Sasuke grunted in response, shaking himself free from Kakashi's helping hand. He limped towards Naruto's dressing room without another word, wanting to mend things between them. He couldn't fathom a world without Naruto now, and if he didn't apologize for his rash behavior, he doubted they would ever be friends again.
Heh, he didn't know when it started, or when, if ever, it was going to end, but his whole world revolved around Naruto now, from the moment he wakes up to the midst of his dreams; he can't get his mind off of him. And he would be damned if he let this mistake of kissing him ruin whatever was previously possible between them.
As he passed by Gaara, the red head fell in step with him. Not that that was difficult, seeing how Sasuke was going at a super slow pace due to his penis problem. Which was still throbbing like no other. Damn, that little blond had a lot of strength.
"Shove off, Sabaku," Sasuke bit out, eyes focused on Naruto's dressing room. He missed the calculating glance Gaara gave him and the exasperated head shake right after.
"Uchiha, you should know something before you go in there though. I'm pretty sure you don't know this, but it's crucial to know when dealing with him."
This caught Sasuke's attention. He reluctantly stopped and turned to Gaara, glaring at the red head and the smug look on his face.
"What?"
Gaara turned to look at Naruto's dressing rooms, where faint sobs could be heard. The sounds distressed Sasuke and he wanted to barge in there right now and comfort Naruto, pat him on the head and rub his back in soothing circles. Yes, that sounds good right now.
"He's had his first kiss already. Before you."
Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Well, obviously. He is in the porn industry; he's probably had a million kisses already." The thought of which made him feel extremely jealous (yes he's stopped denying that now), and he wanted to bash everyone's head in.
"On the contrary, he's never shared a kiss with any of his work partners. I'm not entirely sure on the details, but something happened before he became a model. Something possibly traumatizing."
Sasuke looked skeptical, but he couldn't help but wonder. "How do you know this?"
"I almost kissed him too. But he refused adamantly and almost broke down into tears, ranting about kisses and how utterly destroying they are." Gaara gave a small shrug, his eyes darkening.
Sasuke cringed at the 'almost'. Yeah, he just did something really bad.
He started limping again, this time faster despite the ever present pain in his groin. Gaara once again followed him, probably curious to how this would all unfold. Nosy freak.
Sasuke hesitantly knocked on Naruto's door once he got there. He heard the sobs stop and a muffled voice say "Go a-away!"
Sasuke could feel a very piercingly hot glare directed at him. He turned his head to see Iruka struggling against Kakashi's hold (thank you, Kakashi!), wanting to come over and comfort Naruto too, but Kakashi told the man to relax and let Sasuke do it. His wandering grip on the man's waist was painfully obvious to Sasuke, but it seems as though Iruka didn't realize he was being felt up at the same time.
Sasuke turned back to the door, taking a deep breath and tried the handle. To his utter surprise, it was unlocked.
Idiot.Sasuke couldn't help but smile a bit. But this was better for him. He quickly and quietly slipped in, closing the door behind him. He gently locked it too, just incase someone like...say, Gaara, felt like interrupting them.
He now trained his eyes to look for a tuft of blond hair. He followed the small sniffling around a rack of clothes, and behold there Naruto was, head between his arms on his desk, his shoulders shaking with each heaving breath.
Sasuke's own lungs started to heave heavily as he felt his chest twang a little tiny bit.
"Naruto?"
Naruto's figure visibly stiffened.
"I'm s-sorry. I didn't mean to scare you."
"T-that wasn't p-part of our instructions! W-w-why'd you do t-that?!" Naruto said in between hiccups, head still obscured by his arms. Sasuke walked up and knelt down beside him, trying to see his face through a gap; but it was fruitless.
"I-I wasn't thinking. I just...flowed with the atmosphere."
At this, Naruto jerked up and finally showed his red puffy face to Sasuke. His gaze was hardened into a glare and his hands balled into fists by his side.
"Atmosphere? ATMOSPHERE?! What atmosphere was around you, huh, Sasuke?! 'Cause I only felt the pressure of work and that stupid Sai!"
Sasuke started stuttering a bit, taken back by Naruto's fiery question. "W-well, I-I don't know, it just felt..." But he didn't want to say what he really felt, because that'd be giving too much away. And Sasuke didn't like sharing his feelings.
Naruto rolled his eyes cruelly. "Let me guess, you thought that because I was born with this curse of beauty, you'd take advantage over it and kiss me at your will? Especially when I have not given any sort of agreement?!"
Sasuke opened his mouth in an attempt to retaliate, but was cut off immediately. "Have I ever said 'Yes, Sasuke, you can stick your disgusting tongue into my mouth'?"
Sasuke cringed. "No, I have not! But no, all you freaking guys think about is getting laid or other fucking shit like that!" Naruto pounded the table with his fist, his nostrils flaring from the anger boiling out of him.
"No, that's not it!" Sasuke wanted to say, but he couldn't bring himself to say it. Because it was practically true. He was actually thinking of just fucking Naruto for experimentation! Like some fucking lab rat or something...He couldn't believe it. Now that he thought about it, it was cruel. Cruel and unjust. How could he think of Naruto like that?! How could he have treated him as such?!
"I—" But Sasuke couldn't think of an excuse. Was he really down to the level of being compared to every other man on this world? He had always thought he was way above them, but...
Hey, wait a second! Doesn't Neji hang all over Naruto all the time?! Why doesn't he get mad at that?!
"How about Neji, huh?" Sasuke accused. "He's always all over you. What's with that?!"
Naruto shoved him. Shocked, Sasuke stumbled back and landed on his ass. Any other person that did that to him, he would have beaten them up immediately. Naruto though, was another story. Besides, he knew he deserved this.
"You fucking bastard! Me and Neji...we understand each other! We're great friends and I know he wouldn't do anything else other than tease me! But you... I only just met you yesterday!" At that, Naruto stood up and kicked his chair, sending it flying in the other direction. "Oh, you thought that because you've become my partner now, you get dibs on the dessert that is Uzumaki Naruto?! I'm not some fucking toy to be passed around!"
Sasuke looked at him in shock. He didn't want to pass him around! He wanted him all to himself!
"...What?"
...Oops. Had he said that out loud?
"What- what did you say?" Naruto stepped closer to him, not believing his ears.
"I-I don't want to pass you around. Th-that's not right." Damn his stuttering. He's never had speech problems before!
"And kissing me without consent is right?" Naruto asked skeptically. He started pacing back and forth, running his hand through his hair.
"I-I'm sorry. I really am," Sasuke mumbled, not used to this apologizing thing. In fact, he's never apologized before. Except that one time when he broke his mother's favorite vase...but that doesn't count.
"Are you sure? Are you really sorry?" Naruto guffawed. "Hah, I don't think so. You're just trying to get on my good side so that you can have another go, right? I know guys like you. You're all the same. Every fucking one of you stuck up bastards."
Sasuke puffed up at the insult. He got up and without thinking, grabbed a hold of Naruto wrists. "I'm not like them." Naruto glared as his hands started to lose blood thanks to Sasuke's death grip.
"You're saying you're not a stuck up bastard?"
Sasuke paused. "Uh, well, no, I'm pretty sure I am." Naruto's eyes narrowed. "But I'm not like all the other stuck up bastards, I swear!"
"Oh yeah? Prove it." Naruto jerked his hand back, rubbing his wrist where Sasuke had held.
"How do I do that?!" Sasuke exclaimed desperately, which in itself was a feat. He's never sounded desperate in his life!
"I don't know, you figure it out," Naruto snapped at Sasuke, his brows furrowed. He brought his hands up to his face, pinching the bridge of his nose, signaling his annoyance.
And so Sasuke thought. He thought long and hard. And finally, just as Naruto's patience was about to break, Sasuke got it.
"Let's go on that date you asked me earlier. To that place down the street that you mentioned."
Naruto stared at Sasuke with his limpid eyes, disbelief flitting across his face.
"You're not serious, are you? Not only was I not asking you out on a date earlier, you still expect me to go out with you like you didn't just steal my first kiss?"
First kiss? I thought he already had his first kiss already?Sasuke thought, confused, but decided to ask him later when he wasn't in such a tight predicament.
"Yes."
"...Fine. But just this once. And it better show me something, or else I won't speak to you ever again and I'll request a change in partners."
Inside, Sasuke was joyful beyond words. On the outside, he just nodded as if settling a deal. Naruto scowled.
"Whatever let's go."
He stalked over to the door, unlocked it and ripped it open, only to have Gaara and Iruka stumble into the room.
"Gaara?! I thought you'd respect our privacy at least! Especially you, Iruka-sensei! Why are you two eaves-dropping at my door?!"
"Well, Naruto, I enjoy a nice spat once in a while," Gaara said quite normally, staring off into space as if he hadn't just been caught listening in.
"A-and I just wanted to make sure you were okay!" Iruka stuttered, glancing at Naruto's face to see if there were any bruises. "I hope you two didn't get in a fight! We heard a crash!"
"That was the chair," Sasuke said, stepping around them and out of the tiny room. Iruka, Gaara, and Naruto followed, the last one with a huge frown.
"Naruto? What's wrong? Did you two work it out? Do you want a change in partners?" Iruka felt the heated glare from Sasuke, but ignored it. His son's happiness was his main concern!
"No, not yet." Naruto smirked inside when he saw Sasuke's glare directed to him. "I said I'd give him another chance."
"Oh, I see..."
A pregnant silence stretched out between them, neither of them wanting to break it for fear all the built up tension gets released on them. Sasuke didn't want to seem too much in a rush, Naruto wanted to gauge everyone's responses, Iruka wasn't sure what to say, and Gaara... he just wanted to watch this whole thing unfold.
BAM! The door suddenly flew open.
"NNNAAAAARRRUUUTTTOOOOO-CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN!!"
The loud noises made everyone jump, as they were all waiting for something to happen; but they never expected an outside force to disturb the tense atmosphere!
Naruto turned around at the voice, fed up with dealing with Sasuke at the moment. His eyes lit up considerably as he saw who it was.
"Naruuttoooo! Look what I have for youuuu! Teehee!" The newcomer stuck his hand out, and Naruto almost squealed in excitement.
"GIANT LOLLIPOPS!! OH MY GOSH, AND OTHER ASSORTED CANDIES!! YEEESSSS!!" Naruto jumped in joy and rushed towards the man, bowling into him upon contact.
They started laughing, Naruto on top of him yet only reaching up to his chin, with his feet at the same level as the man's. So basically, the guy was a foot taller than him.
"So Naruto, how've you been doing?"
"Fine, I guess." Naruto refused to talk about his current situation right now. They got up and Naruto took a piece of candy from his hand and popped it into his mouth.
"Good! Will you go on a date with me right now? Please?"
Naruto almost choked on his candy. "...What?!" What's with everyone and asking him on dates these days?!
"I-I just need you to come with me! Please, Naruto?! Do it as a favor!"
"I-I don't know..." Naruto absentmindedly reached for a giant lollipop, but the man, whose face was hidden behind an orange swirling mask, pulled it away just in time.
"No candy for you if you refuse!" You could tell he was smiling even though his face was completely covered.
Naruto started gasping in shock. "What?! A bribe? You're bribing me to go on a date?!"
"Yes?"
"...AUGH! OKAY! I'll go. Just give me my giant lollipop!" With a whoop, the man gave all the candy in his possession right now to Naruto, dumping the whole lot into his arms.
Naruto's face split into a grin. He was the happiest person in the world right now! If only there was ramen flavored candy...that'd be the most epic piece of sweetness ever!
Suddenly, a hand clasped onto his shoulder. Startled from his musings, Naruto dropped everything (except his giant lollipop, he had that in a death grip) and turned around to come face to face with Sasuke.
"W-w-what?!"
"What about us?!" Sasuke fumed, not liking being pushed aside for this...GUY! Who, by the way, looked like he was alsoin Akatsuki according to his damn uniform! Augh, was the freaking organization teasing him by making its members parade around in front of him?!
"Oh...oh right. We can do that some other day, can't we?" Naruto said indifferently. His monotonous voice made Sasuke's heart pang. He's never been rejected before, and this was a new feeling for him.
"No, we can't," Sasuke insisted, glaring at the blond. How dare he do this to him, theUchiha Sasuke?! He could have any other girl (or guy) he wanted, but here he was struggling to get Naruto, and the stupid idiot didn't even give a damn?!
"Hey! He can come along too! All the better to work into my fabulous plan! Uh, I mean, date!" The man exclaimed, patting Sasuke's shoulders on the back. Sasuke snarled at the Akatsuki member, daring him to touch him again. He was not in the mood to deal with yet another guy out for Naruto!
Naruto glowered at Sasuke disdainfully. "Don't mind him, Tobi. He's just a fucking bastard."
Sasuke scowled, really not liking this whole diss Sasuke thing. He's never been insulted this much in his life, at least not without retaliating (and winning). Stupid blond, he's lucky Sasuke likes him enough to not pound his fucking face in!
"It's okay. I get enough of those glares from Itachi-chan so I'm used to it."
Sasuke's face faulted. Itachi-chan?! What the hell?! What kind of impression does Itachi have on this Tobi man?!
"Oh yeah, I totally forgot Sasuke was Itachi's brother!" Naruto exclaimed, whacking his forehead with his hand. Sasuke turned to him now.
"You know Itachi?"
"Well, not really, but I've talked to him on occasion." Naruto shrugged as if his friendliness with Akatsuki was an ordinary thing. On the contrary, having even one friend in Akatsuki would be one in a million, but so far, it appears that Naruto has three. Possibly even more, Sasuke doesn't really know how far his ring of influence extends.
But on another note, it's not like Sasuke's influence was any less. So at least he doesn't feel inferior to Naruto. Now that'd be the day.
Except for the whole kissing thing, Sasuke felt kind of low for that.
"So Naruto, what do you say? You can bring Sasuke along if you want to, it really doesn't matter to me, you know! Okay?!" Tobi grinned and shook Naruto's hands around in a swinging manner. Sasuke could tell he was a very playful man. But his hidden face made him worry a bit...
"..." Naruto looked to Sasuke and his dejected look. "Fine. Sasuke you can come along if you really want to."
Sasuke thought about it. This could screw him over, or it could help him immensely. Please, dear deity of the heavens, please give him a sign! Go, or not? Which one would benefit his cause more?
"Uh, Sasuke, Kakashi left already and told me to tell you to find another ride back," Iruka said, jumping into the conversation.
Was this a sign? Sasuke wasn't sure. Please give him another clearer sign, ruler of the universe!
"You going, Sasuke?" Naruto looked at him without a long face for the first time since their little incident.
A sign, perhaps? Sasuke still wasn't completely convinced. Oh please oh please oh please, give him a super clear sign that going on this escapade would benefit him!
"JUST GO WITH DICKLESS, UCHIHA!"
"SHUT UP, SAI!"
Eh, good enough.
"Yeah, I'll go."
Tobi jumped. "Sweet! Come on, mini Uchiha, let's go! Naruto, hold hands with me!"
By now, the giant lollipop had been unwrapped and Naruto was blissfully licking it. He gave a zoned out nod and offered his hand to Tobi, who took it in his own gloved one. Together, they pranced out, Sasuke following close behind, appalled at their behavior.
Just his luck to fall in like with a maniac. Sasuke sighed as he trailed them while they skipped out into the sunset.
...Wait a second, it was only three! What sunset?! But Sasuke didn't question the hallucinated background anymore as they continued on their happy path.
...Tch, maniacs... but cute. Very cute. Sasuke smiled. Naruto had just stumbled and almost dropped his lollipop. Upon saving it, he gave a victory dance that involved a lot of butt shaking, to Sasuke's pleasure.
Yep, very very cute. Too bad they were all crazy.
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TBC!! :D REVIEW!! :)
Next Chapter: Tobi's plan-- I mean date!-- unfolds. :)
POLL RESULTS: SasoDei but don't get discouraged if you don't want that, I enjoy Dei-Harems too. muahaha!
Replies:
Nikotehfox- Well, if I told you what they fear, I'd spoil things for you wonderful readers. :3 U'LL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH!! xD
Kawaii-Kunoichi- :O OMG I WOULD FREAKING LOVE A MINI NARUTO PLUSHIE THAT ACTED LIKE THIS ONE TOO!! xD I'm pretty sure everyone would xD
Nemu Ame- AHAHAh u stroke ur mustache too?! I do that SO OFTEN, except i rotate between my beard to my mustache. :3 YAY US!! :cyber highfive!: and i'm glad i make u laugh, then my goal is reached! :) thanks!
Stoic-Genius- I try to make Naruto as lovable as possible, yet still with his fiery personality xD YAY!! You'll just have to wait like everyone else to see what's to be scared of. muahaha! xD and yes, i agree, Akatsuki is MAJOR love! xD
Puppiluv- xD ehehehe, i liked that line too. :) I was giggling while writing it too heheh xD and thanks! :)
Lilbakasaru- I'd have to say that Jealous!Sasuke is one of my favorite types of Sasuke, right behind Smexy!Sasuke and Perverted!Sasuke xD
Jin- Well, the date wasn't this chapter, but it's the next one. :) AND NO LEMON YET! We gotta save the best for last, ne? xD
Aranthera- Ahaha, that's good that it gets better everytime u read it, then my work was successful! :)
Black-Dranzer-1119- They must all be out of their minds to chase so frantically after Naruto, but that's what makes us rabid fans so crazy about them, ne? xD
BrokenDreamer44- LOL that's some super angsty ideas u got there! xD But I think I'm gonna try to keep things as light as possible here, k? :) But I totally used ur Kyuubi idea on my other fic xD so thanks! :)
