"Are we still on the trail of this guy?" Mulan queried.

"Yep." Kristoff answered, not taking his eyes off the road. "Megan, is that the right silver Mercedes?"

"Who the [beep]'s Megan?" Meg asked, knowing who he meant, i.e. herself, but being flippant on purpose. She was invited to the front, which the others were not happy about- Shang and Cinderella both swore that they had bruises on their heads from the rides- both Anna's driving and the fact that there were no seats in this truck.

"Isn't that your full name?" Kristoff asked in confusion.

"If you must know, it's Megara." the Greek girl answered smugly.

"OK then, sorry, Megara." the blond mocked. "Is that the right car?"

Meg squinted at the Mercedes, which was about seven places in front of them in the fast lane, which was blocked up and actually not very fast at this point in time. "Yeah." she reported. "Yeah, that should be it."

The 'medium' lane's cars breezed through a very empty 'medium' lane. It was seriously going faster than the fast lane.

"I think we're about to start overtaking the kidnapper!" Meg yelped, staring straight at the car. She hoped that she could see inside, just to check that she was on the right track, but the windows were tinted and she couldn't see a thing.

That kidnapper is damn smart, she thought. She turned to the driver. "Hey, make sure we don't overtake that car."

"Will do, Captain." Kristoff answered with heavy sarcasm.

The car took a turning off the motorway. "Let's go!" Meg screeched, as Kristoff careered across three lanes just to turn in. Cue the honking of horns and cursing of enraged humans.

"Imagine if Anna pulled off that manoeuvre." Cindy commented.

"That would never happen." Milo muttered.

"If it does, I'll eat my arrows." Merida rolled her eyes.

"If you guys let me drive…" Anna pouted.

"Don't let my sister drive!" Elsa warned in a yelping tone.

"We already did." Meg said regretfully.

"I'll save my arrows for shooting." Merida concluded.

"Where's the kidnapper going?" Meg craned her neck as she saw the silver Mercedes turn into a tiny lane. "Um, hey, Christopher-"

"It's Kristoff, Megan." he fake-sneered. "What's up?"

"We need to get the truck into that turning."

"OK…"

"Bring it on." Mulan smirked.


One difficult turning, many curse words and a broken tree branch later, the truck was hot on the heels of the silver Mercedes, speeding down the country lane to keep up. Meg was muttering about how she was lucky to be alive, Milo was practically having a panic attack in the back, with Esmeralda, Shang and Cindy desperately trying to calm him down. All this was combined with the cheering of Merida and Mulan, yelling 'THAT WAS AWESOME!'. Elsa was whimpering again, Anna was playing a game on her rabbit phone, Rapunzel was wondering if she wanted to learn to drive or not and Quasi had gone absolutely pale.

Now imagine if Anna had had to pull off that manoeuvre.

No, Meg didn't even want to think about it.


The Mercedes had parked at a semi-detached house in the middle of a dying lawn. Two figures got out as the entire group climbed or leant into the front seat and peered out of the window. One figure was a male- he was large and muscly, and was carrying a struggling Kida. The other one, who was clearly female, was shorter and smaller, and had a gun pointed at Kida's head.

"Ki-!" Milo started to exclaim, but Esmeralda covered his mouth.

"Shh!" she hissed. "Do you want to be kidnapped?"

"Well, what do we do now?" Meg demanded.

"I'm wondering the same thing." Kristoff replied.

"Shh, shh, shh." Mulan hissed. "Anyone got food?"

"Um… I bought lots of water." Cindy put in. "But no food."

"Well, we've got some leftover snacks." Merida reasoned.

"Dammit I should have never left my chocolate!" Rapunzel raged.

"Ooh! Chocolate!" Anna perked up.

"Well, you guys brought my food with me, remember?" Elsa put in. The girl had definitely been prepared and brought a lot of supplies to the shack with her.

"Oh yeah!" everyone realised.

"Let's stay the night in here!" Mulan suggested. "Then work something out in the morning. Meg, take a picture, and we can park near somewhere else."

"Why can't we stay here?" Quasi asked.

"Yeah, why?" Rapunzel backed up.

"Well, it might look a bit suspicious if there's a truck outside all night!" Merida replied impatiently. "What if they move her or something?"

"Then this isn't a time to sit around. Let's go, go, go, people!" Es clapped her hands as everyone held on for dear life and Kristoff stepped on it.

They finally pulled up at a side bay on the tiny lane and settled in, shivering slightly.

"It's freezing in here." Meg grumbled, curling into a ball and managing to fit herself across the seat.

"Not fair." Mulan muttered. "Why'd she get the seat?"

"Because I was the one who was smart enough to take a picture of the car so we could actually get close to finding our friend." Meg shot back.

"Wait." Kristoff frowned. "Has anyone called the police…?"

"Er…"

"I can't believe I didn't think of that." Cindy groaned. "And I was so sure I was the practical one."

Meg slapped her forehead. "Anna, give me that disgustingly cute phone and I'll call the police."

"But I'm not scared of the police, so I don't need to give it to you! And why am I always the one to call places?"

"Anna, I'm practically your PA by now. Give me the damn phone." Meg snapped. She was happy to receive it and called the police.


"So, we didn't find a thing, Miss Sarkis. We understand suspicions, but, really, Officer Rourke is one of the best colleagues here. He is a man of the law and he really seems like the least likely person to do a thing like this." the police rattled off.

"[beep] you, we saw her get taken here." Meg thought, but she replied with the much more agreeable. "I see, Officer." She smiled a shark smile. The Officer bowed his head, seemingly OK, but everyone else shuddered.

"Thank you for your time!" Rapunzel called after him.

Many pairs of glaring eyes faced the blonde girl.

"What? Courtesy, hello!" Rapunzel flicked her hair and Meg shook her head pityingly at the girl.

"Well, not even the police will believe us!" Merida exclaimed, throwing her hands dramatically in the air.

"Let's sort this shit out ourselves then." Mulan replied.

Meg facepalmed for about the hundredth time that day. "What have I gotten myself into…? she moaned.

"Lawsuits, revenge, clearing Elsa's name and rescuing a kidnapped person." Milo answered sarcastically.

"Oh god…"


Merida's phone rang in the dead of night.

"[beep] YOU!" Meg screamed. "I just got to sleep!"

"Great, now you woke me up!" Kristoff groaned. "I don't even know you crazy people… I should be bitching and moaning at what I've just gotten myself into."

Merida lifted her white Samsung Galaxy (S5) for everyone to see. On the screen was the word 'Mother'. "My mum's callin' me." she moaned lowly. The light of the phone made it obvious that the Scot's already pale skin had gone about ten shades paler.

"Pick it up and go back to sleep." Cinderella complained.

"Hi, Mum." Merida said nervously. "What's the news back home…?"

There was some Scottish mumbling coming from the phone and Merida was looking increasingly annoyed.

"No way!" she yelled. More mumbling. "I can't believe it- you can't make me do this!" More mumbling. "No- NO! I won't stand for it! I refuse! I won't do it!" And with a whirl of red hair and a scowl, Merida ended the call. "I can't believe it!" she said again, this time addressing the people around her.

"What?" Shang grumbled.

"Me mum is forcin' me to marry de son o' one their business partners!" Merida raged. Her eyes brightened. "You guys can help me… right…?"

"Merida, you are at Number 3 of priorities." Esmeralda decided. "First we need to get Kida back, and help Anna. Then we'll help you. Is that OK?"

"Yeah. Mum says that they're planning for it to happen around April-time. That gives us six months. In the mean time, I'll ignore her calls and 'miss' my flight home over Christmas." Merida replied.

"Fantastic." Kristoff grumbled. "Now can we please get to sleep?"

"Don't worry." Meg laughed. "You'll be rid of us crazies the second we get Kida, collect the truck and then we'll pay you gas money to drive us back to the college, and then we'll leave you alone, K?"

"Great." he answered ruefully. Meg snorted.

"Shut up!" Cinderella deadpanned. "Sleepytime is necessary for a good quality of life."

"I was never asleep!" Anna whined. "This truck floor is so hard."

"Ya never been campin', Arendelle?" Merida mocked.

"Well, yes… but we had beds." Anna answered uncertainly.

This was greeted with a huge amount of heckling from Mulan, Shang and Merida.

"All right, shut up everyone." Kristoff ordered. "My truck, my rules."

"Aw, but-"

Meg was responded to by a "SHUT UP, SARKIS!"