"Now that we have a temporary solution to my problem, what about you?"
"What about me, Fancy?"
"The last time I was around, things most definitely seemed great between you two. What happened?"
"Well, you're right about one thing. I thought things were great between Marissa and me. But apparently she didn't feel the same. The hints came slow in revealing themselves, and finally I was able to figure out that she was having an affair."
"I am so sorry. No, I am not going to say I told you so either. Now isn't the right time or place for that. However, I do reserve the right to say it later."
"Consider it noted."
"How long has this been going on?"
"Well, I don't exactly know how long the affair went on, but it was quite obvious to figure out she was when she turned up pregnant."
"Oh shit! What made you so sure it wasn't yours?"
"Of course, when she told me I was ecstatic, because I wanted to have kids at some point in my life. We scheduled a doctor's appointment, and went in for a checkup. When the doctor announced the due date, there was a split second that a red flag went off in my head. I brushed it off, thinking that maybe I could have been wrong. However, a few days later, after I had a chance to think about it I called the doctor. I ask him a few questions, and had all the answers I needed to know my wife had been unfaithful to me. The time the baby could have been conceived, I was at a conference on the completely opposite side of the country."
"Do you know who it was? I mean whom she was having an affair with?"
"Actually I do. He's one of 'Rissa and mine's old friends from high school. Apparently, they ran into each other and the rest is history."
"How long ago was this Shane?"
"About 6 months ago. I can't believe it has been that long since we've talked to each other."
"In case you've forgotten, we haven't actually "talked" in over a year. The last time we saw each other we were arguing over the Q.B.O.T.U."
"You said that downstairs. What exactly does that stand for do I dare ask?"
"Q.B.O.T.U. stands for "queen bitch of the universe"."
"Ha! How long has my ex-wife had this nickname?"
"Since before you two got married actually. Only Princess has known that until know. Is she okay? I heard her start to choke when I used that back there."
"She seemed to be perfectly fine when she chewed me out before I came up here."
"(laughs) That's good."
"You think her exploding on me is good huh?"
"No I meant her being ok silly. To the contrary though there has been quite a few times where you getting chewed out has been a good thing in my opinion."
"Thank you very much, Fancy."
"You're quite welcome Wonder Boy"
"Man, you haven't called me that in ages!"
"Considering that I was the one who came up with one of your more famous nicknames, I should use it more frequently."
"I don't know how many people know that fact actually. Who knows, maybe you could have gotten royalties for it."
"I don't think so McMahon."
"How long are you here for?"
"I am visiting for two weeks, and then apparently, I am going to have to figure out how to get my stuff from Chicago to here since some hot shot decided to let me rent out his spare bedroom and offer me a job."
"Wait a minute, who said anything about you paying rent?"
"Shane I don't expect to mooch off of you."
"You won't be. Besides, even if you even tried to give me money, I would have refused anyhow. So basically I have saved you from another argument with me."
"Very cute, wonder boy."
"I'm glad you are already aware of how handsome I am, so I won't shock you with my good looks as I walk into a room."
"Oh lord, still the same ego I see."
"That's in the genes Fancy. I think if there ever was a day that I didn't exude the McMahon ego, people would wonder what was wrong with me. (laughs)"
"Very true."
"Now, let's talk about your new job and your new home."
