"Are you ready?" asked Nick.

Kurt nodded. The music started to play, and he began to sing the song he and Rachel had been working on.

"It takes a woman all powdered and pink
to joyously clean out the drain in the sink,
and it takes an angel with long golden lashes
and soft dresden fingers for dumping the ashes"

Blaine smiled at him, but Kurt avoided his eyes, stubborn.

"Yes, it takes a woman,
a dainty woman,
a sweetheart, a mistress, a wife!
Oh, yes, it takes a woman,
a fragile woman
to bring you the sweet things in life.
The frail young maiden who's constantly there
for washing and blueing and shoeing the mare,
and it takes a female for setting the table,
and weaving the Guernsey,
and cleaning the stable.."

Even though Kurt was ignoring him, Blaine approached him and moved queerly around him, as a funny dance to make with him, and they sang together:

"Oh, yes, it takes a woman,
a dainty woman,
a sweetheart, a mistress, a wife!
Oh, yes, it takes a woman,
a fragile woman
to bring you the sweet things in life.."

Kurt huffed, but Blaine looked so cute and naive that he couldn't be mad at him.

"Oh, fine.." sighed Kurt, then he began to sing again: "And so she'll work until infinity, three cheers for femininity.."

"Femity!" echoed Blaine.

"Femity?" repeated Kurt, pretending indignation. "Get out of here!", and he softly kicked Blaine's bottom. The Warblers were going crazy; the duet was amazing.

"And in the winter she'll shovel the ice" continued Kurt, "and lovingly set out the traps for the mice.
She's a joy and treasure for practically speaking..
to whom can you turn when the plumbing is leaking?
To That dainty woman,
that fragile woman,
that sweetheart, that mistress, that wife!
Oh, yes, it takes a woman,
a husky woman
to bring you the sweet things in life!"

Meanwhile Blaine's phone rang, and he stopped dancing and walked out the door, but Kurt could still hear him exclaim: "Hi, Rachel!"

He finally realized how foolish he had been to sing that song to Blaine; reminding him how he needed a woman in his life, encouraging his bisexuality, pushing him into Rachel's arms..

"What an idiot I am!" thought Kurt, as he finished singing, "Oh, yes, it takes a woman,
a dainty woman,
a sweetheart, a mistress, a wife!
Oh, yes, it takes a woman, a fragile woman.."

Blaine walked back into the room with a huge smile on his face. Kurt gave him one last look.

"..to bring you the sweet things in life"

The Warblers began to applause, as Kurt approached the stereo and removed the cassette.

"You were excellent!" exclaimed Nick, beaming.

"Brilliant!" Jeff clapped his hands louder.

"You were the best, Kurt" agreed Blaine, hugging him, "you were right, you deserve more solos"

"Thanks" whispered Kurt, joyless.

They broke apart, and Blaine told him: "You know, Rachel's just called me"

"Really?" asked Kurt, faking surprise.

"Yes, she said that it's okay for her if I pick her up at her house"

Kurt swallowed; it felt like a heavy stone had rolled down his throat and landed on his stomach.

"She also wanted me to ask you if you'd like to join us" added Blaine, enlarging his smile.

"Why are you doing this?" asked Kurt, roughly. "You guys are going out on a date, and you want me to come with you?"

"It's not a real date, we're just going to see a movie.."

"Funny, that's what she said"

"Then it's alright, isn't it?" replied Blaine, raising an eyebrow. "Is there any reason why you wouldn't wanna come?"

Kurt hesitated; he liked Blaine's company, and he surely enjoyed Rachel's, but spending time with those two together, now that they were 'dating', was the last thing he wished to do.

"No" murmured Kurt, "no, there's no reason"

"It's settled, than" said Blaine, touching his arm, "do you want me to pick you up too?"

"I have a car!" blurted Kurt.

"Alright, then. See you at 7"