Lando said: "Stormtrooper's are on their way."
Leia said: "Oh, sh&t! i don't like those guys!"
Lando said: "Nobody LIKES them."
Leia said: "We'll see about that!"
***Right then, FN-2187 walked into this hospital wing***
FN-2187 said: "Lando Calrissian?"
Lando said: "i'm the guilty person..."
Luke said: "Hey, Lando..."
Lando said: "Yea, Luke?"
Leia said: "Give him your name, rank, & phone number!"
FN-2187 said: "You are Lando Calrissian... right?"
***Luke sat down, on Leia's bed***
Luke said: "He's alittle short to be a stormtrooper!"
Leia said: "Huh? - - Oh, the uniform!"
Lando said: "Yea... i'm Lando Calrissian! What do you want, from me & my friends?"
FN-2187 said: "My name is FN-2187 - - i want my Dad back!"
Leia said: "Lando has kid's?"
Lando said: "i dunno, if i have any kids..."
Leia said: "2187..."
FN-2187 said: "That's me!"
Leia said: "2187 was my cell number, back on the Death Star... back when i first met Luke, Han, Old Ben, Chewie & C-3PO."
Luke said: "i wonder how 3PO is doing!"
Leia said: "Uh, Luke - - we're 3PO's family, you know!"
Luke said: "Oh, Leia - - you never met Kenobi - - Old Ben. You never met him!"
Lando said ((talking to FN-2187)): "Who are you?"
FN-2187 said: "Calrissian is my LAST name! FN-2187 is my Stormtrooper ID."
Lando said: "Who was your mother?"
FN-2187 said: "Amanda. Amanda Woodshed. Remember her?"
Lando said: "Try back, and see if i remember Amanda - - in another day, or so."
FN-2187 said: "Ok... i can try back in a day or two ((2)) days."
***Leia went over to her closet, picked up Anakin... Went back to her bed & sat down***
Lando said: "What is that?"
Leia said: "My Grandson, Anakin. Anakin Skywalker."
Lando said: "Where did you get him?"
Leia said: "My closet?"
Lando said: "Your closet?"
Leia said: "Yea... my closet!"
Lando said: "Now, when did you become a GRANDMOTHER?"
Leia said: "When my kid's had kid's of their own!"
Luke said: "I'll go get Padme, out of the closet."
Lando said: "Padme? Odd name, if you ask me!"
Leia said: "Don't go dissing on The Skywalker Family names!"
Lando said: "What? Family names?"
Luke said: "Anakin & Padme."
Luke said: "Grandma's got one, and Grandpa's got the other one."
***Lando was confused! He said: "They are Leia's grandkids!"
Leia said: "His ((Luke)) Grandkids! i'm the ADOPTED Grandma."
Lando said: "WHAT!?"
Luke said: "They are my grandbabies!"
Lando said: "How? - - i thought you where Ben's mother!"
Leia said: "How many times do i have to say this!?"
Luke said: "Don't!"
Leia said: "Huh?"
Luke said: "Don't say anything."
Leia said: "Lando - - me & Han ADOPTED my brother's kid... because we couldn't get pregnant!"
Luke said: "What?"
Leia said: "WE couldn't STAY pregnant!" Then she said: "i was pregnant, twice... couldn't stay pregnant!"
Lando said: "Awww..."
Leia said: "We lost the kid's at about 4 1/2 months along." Then, she said: "it's OK tho! i don't mind that i lost both pregnancies... i'm ALIVE! and, that's what counts... i'm alive, today... and that's what maters!"
Luke said: "What's my little girl doing...? - - huh? - - What you doing?"
Leia said: "Ben SOLO was never a real SOLO. Ben was a SKYWALKER, from birth."
Leia said: "i still don't TRUST Lando!"
Luke said: "i don't TRUST him eather!"
Leia said: "i need a cookie!"
***She went to the cupboard to find a cookie, for herself***
Leia said: "Who ate my last cookie, and forgot to buy me some more cookies?"
Luke said: "i think that was you, Sis."
Leia said: "Dad would kill me, if i did this on the Death Star."
Luke said ((in his best Darth Vader voice)): i find your lack of COOKIES disturbing!"
Leia said: "Dammmit!"
