VICIOUS VIKINGS!

*Staring the Nordic 5 as the Vikings with Denmark as the lead singer, Finland as the drummer, and Hanatamago as the dog that runs behind them. I didn't write it down but just think about it the clip in your head.*

5 Viking silhouettes walked towards the screen and the one with spiky hair began to sing.

Was the summer of 793
When we sailed across the great North Sea.

Then the short Finnish one with"drumsticks," began to sing.

Comets crossed the skies that night;
Must've known something wasn't right.

The spiky haired one began to sing again,

We arrived upon the English shore
And offered friendship,
But we wanted more.
Yes! So much more.

We're tearing up the place tonight. Literally.
We're going to set this sleepy town alight. Literally.
We'll kill and steal and burn and drink,
'Cuz us Vikings don't care what you think! Woe, woe, woe.

Let me in now, won't you please?
We're here to raid your monasteries.
We're primed and ready to attack
And we love how monks just don't fight back!
You'll die or become a slave to me
(Though our slaves often get chucked in the sea
If the boat's heavy! ) Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're gonna lose your head, my friend. Literally.
We're gonna getcha in the end. Literally.
And I'll drink a toast from your skull
"Cuz we're Vikings and that's how we roll! Woe, woe, woe.

We're gonna paint the whole town red (Literally)
With the blood of the dead! Literally.
We'll take everything that you own
And get back on our ship and go back home. Woe, woe, woe

We're going home.

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