Hello~! Thanks to a pm asking for more, I give you this chapter. Sorry it takes so long. I'm lazy. Thanks to all who reviewed! You guys are awesome! Well, without further ado, I give you this. Sorry it's mostly dialogue...


It's been a week since the near death incident of Allen Walker. He was finally out of the infirmary and was walking to the cafeteria. Allen walked in and everything went quiet. He stopped at the entrance, looking perplexed. Everyone in the room looked at Allen quietly. Except for a few girls, who were squealing.

"What's going on?" Allen asked. All at once, every eye turned away from him. What the hell?! He walked to Jerry's window, still confused.

"Hello, Allen-chan! How do you feel?" The hyperactive chef asked. Allen smiled widely.

"I'm fine, but what's going on? Why was everyone so quiet when I came in?"

"Oooh! You don't know?"

"Um...Apparently not."

"Why, their talking about-!" Just then a hand clamped over the chef's mouth. "Mf?!"

"Shut up, you stupid chef!" Kanda's voice boomed next to Allen's head.

"Kanda?! What the hell are you doing?!" Allen screeched.

"Nothing that involves you, Moyashi! Just mind your own business!" Allen puffed up his cheeks in an adorable pout.

"It is my business! He was talking to me and you rudely interrupted! Now what the hell is going on?!"

"Nothing! Just drop it!"

"I will not, you stupid girly-man!"

"The hell did you just call me?!" By now, Kanda had unclamped his hand from Jerry's mouth and was getting ready to unsheathe Mugen. Allen was flexing his innocence hand.

"You heard me!"

"That's it! Your dead!" Both innocence activated and were about to collide, when someone spoke next to them.

"Awwww! So cute!" Both turned to look at Jerry, who was looking at them with pure admiration.

"How is fighting, cute?" Allen questioned with a raised eyebrow. Kanda growled.

"Don't answer that!" He growled at the pink-haired chef.

"Why not? It's not like it can be a secret forever!" The chef smiled.

"Huh? What is going on?! Will somebody please tell me?!" Allen was getting really angry now. He was death glaring both Kanda and Jerry.

"Oh Moyashi got angry, huh?" Kanda teased. You could almost hear something snap in the background as Allen's patience left him. In a flash, his innocence was in both Jerry's and Kanda's face, his smile twitching. No one had seen Allen this mad and no one dared move.

"Listen you two," he growled dangerously low. "I have been holed up in the infirmary for a whole week without any exercise. I have a lot of pent up energy in me and I suddenly feel like getting rid of it. Now, how about you tell me what the fuck is going on, before I do something I will regret!"

"..."

"..."

"WELL?! I'M LOSING WHAT LITTLE PATIANCE I HAVE LEFT! SO ANSWER!" Allen palm widened and both Kanda and Jerry's neck had a little drop of blood dripping down there chests.

"Ah! Allen-chan! You don't have to get so angry! I'll ha-happily tell you!" Allen only glared at Jerry.

"Well then?" He asked. Kanda now glared at the chef.

"Everyone found out about you and Kanda." Allen blinked and Kanda sighed.

"What?"

"Everyone knows about the relationship you and Kanda have." Jerry said again. Allen blinked again and then broke out in a rather loud laugh that the whole cafeteria heard.

"Uh...Allen?" Jerry asked hesitantly.

"Ahaha! Ahh, my stomach hurts now." And yet he couldn't stop laughing.

"Moyashi?" Allen finally calmed down after a few moments.

"Hehe! Kanda, why did you not want him saying that?"

"Che! Why else? You'd get mad." Again, Allen burst out laughing. Only this time he was rolling around on the floor, holding his sides. "Oi! Stop laughing! It's not fucking funny!"

"Ahahaah! Yes it is! You thought I'd be mad?! God! Your more of an idiot then I thought!"

"Shut up! Why the hell aren't you mad?! You were the one who wanted to keep this a secret!"

"Cause we were gonna tell everybody anyway! Before I got injured! Remember bone head?"
-FLASHBACK!-

"Hey, Yuu."

"What?"

"Do you think we should tell everyone about us now?"

"Che. Sure. We agreed upon that along time ago. Remember?"

"Yup! When we both said our real names instead of nicknames or last names."

"So...how should we tell them?"

"...We could show them at the cafeteria."

"You'd be fine with that?"

"Of course! We'll kiss in front of them after I get back from my mission!" Allen smiled and kissed his lover.
-END FLASHBACK!-

"...Oh." Was all Kanda said. Allen stood up, laughing fit over.

"Yeah, 'oh'. Were you fretting about this all week?" He smiled at his lover, amused.

"Che." Allen's smile widened. He slinked closer and brought his hand to touch Kanda's cheek, leaned in close. Until his lips were close to touching his lovers. All eyes were on the white-haired exorcist.

"Why don't we do our original plan? Hmmm," His eyelids were half closed, a seductive smile on his face. Kanda was immobile. "Yuu?"

"Fuck! I don't care anymore!" With that said, Kanda roughly crushed his lips to Allen's. The whole cafeteria gasped. Kanda didn't care. He just wanted to ravage his moyashi. Soon the whole cafe could hear Allen's moans. Then Kanda finally pulled away, a string of saliva still connecting them. He looked at the people in front of him and grunted. Then unceremoniously threw Allen over his shoulder and started walking out of the room. While he exited, Allen waved bye with a big smile.

"Byyyyyye! Hoped you liked the show! I wouldn't come to-" He pulled at Kanda's hair. "My room?"

"Yes. Your room. Anyone who disturbs us will DIE!" He shouted so the whole room heard.

"Right...Sooo...Please don't bother us. Now you might-Yuu! Slow down! I wanna talk!"

"Oof! You don't have to kick me!" Kanda growled.

"If I didn't you wouldn't stop! Bleeeeh!" He stuck his tongue out at Kanda.

"Don't think I don't know what your doing, Allen!"

"Oooohh? What will you do about it? Hmmmm, girly-girl?" Kanda put Allen on his feet and pulled him into a long and passionate kiss. It ended with a slightly dazed Allen and a smirking Kanda.

"You'll see when we get into your room." With that he picked Allen up again. "Are you done talking?"

"Oh! No I'm not! Ahem! As I was saying!..."His mouth was open but no sound came out. "Uh...What was I saying again?"

"Idiot Moyashi! I'm going!" Kanda started walking.

"No! Wait! I remember! Stop!" And Kanda stopped. "Okay! Ahem! I wouldn't come to my room for awhile! And if you hear screams they are good screams! So don't come! Unless you wanna die! Then you should gladly come! I'm just saying if you do come I'll kill you!" Allen said the last three words in a very innocent voice, smiling brightly. "Okay! You can go now, Yuu! Bye, everybody!" With that, Kanda proceeded to walk and Allen waved good-bye.

The whole cafeteria didn't move, didn't speak, nor think. They were in complete and utter shock. The two exorcists that hated each other were now in a seemingly committed relationship for almost a year. It was scary. What brought them out of their shock was a scream that went through the Order from a certain bean sprouts room.

And that's how the Order officially found out about Allen Walker and Yuu Kanda's relationship.


Well...That sucked...But whatever. It's a chapter. Hope it was at least a little enjoyable. Reviews are much appreciated!