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Chapter 7: Sirius…Sane?

Lily: -sits on James's lap- Oh Jamesie……

Boys: -stare at Lily-

Lily: -leans closer to James- Jamesie, I think I won.

James: -drools a bit-

Remus: Huh?

Lily: -coos- Jamesie, don't you think I won?

James: -nods…mouth opens a little wider-

Lily: -closes James's mouth and pats his cheek- I won! HA!

James: -still staring at Lilly…-

Remus: Ballet. Ballet! I ask you…-mutters about James's stupidity and Lily's damn womanly charms-

Lily: -smug smile-

Sirius: Prongs? –waves hand in front of face-

James: -silence-

Sirius: OI! PRONGS!

James: -touches cheek-

Sirius: I'm reading! –grabs book- He'd forgotten all about the people in cloaks until he passed a group of them-

Lily: Doing tribal dances of the ancient mesopotato-ians.

Remus: Mesopotamian? Perhaps? Did they even have ancient tribal dances, actually Mesopotamia was more of a place than –drones on to himself. Mostly because no one was listening-

James: -stares at Lily-

Lily: -scoots away from James-

Sirius: Next to the Bakers. He eyed them angrily –demonstrates angry eyeing by staring at Remus intently-

Remus: -scoots away from Sirius-

Sirius: He didn't know why but they made him uneasy. This bunch were whispering excitedly too, and he couldn't see –stops reading abruptly, notices a banana in the corner and gets up to go get it-

Remus and Lily: -odd looks at Sirius-

James: -stares at Lily-

Lily: Do you think James has gone into some kind of awakeish coma?

Remus: Who knows? You can never really tell with James. But I guess I'm reading now, since Sirius is…preoccupied.

Sirius: -sings softly to his banana in the corner-

Lily: Erm…lets just ignore him for now, shall we?

Remus: -tries hard not to look at Sirius- that's probably a good idea…he couldn't see a single collecting tin. It was on his way back past them, clutching a large-

Sirius: BANANA! –runs and jumps over the front of the couch, then falls over the back of the couch onto James and Lily's Lap's-

Remus: -hits head with book and hands it to Lily-

Lily: -hits head with book and hands it back to Remus-

James: Padfoot! –stands up and knocks Sirius off the couch-

Remus: Well at least we know James hasn't turned into some sort of weird vegetable.

James: -tackles Sirius-

Lily: -sigh- you can't have everything I guess.

Remus: Lily!

Lily: Oh come on Remus, it wouldn't have been that big of a loss, would it?

Remus: Yes! It would have been! Do you know how hard it is to take care of a vegetable?

Lily: No…

Remus: Neither do I…But I'll bet it is hard. Besides, Lily, he's REALLY not that bad-

James: CHARGE! –jumps off the desk onto Sirius's back-

Lily: Not bad? He's like a freakin' four year old!

Remus: But for year olds are...cute, right?

James: REMY! I didn't know you were on a swing that swang…swung…swinged! That way!

Remus and Lily: -blank stares-

Sirius: -bows- Allow me to translate! I speak Jamesieish. What he meant is that he is happy to know you "swing" –winks at Remus- his way Moony, and he was expressing his delight and joy in the fact he can finally express his true undying love for you!

James and Remus: -horrified looks-

Lily: -in hysterics- Hahahahaha, Remus! I think he's hahahaha right! Since he's such a cute hahahahah four year old, you'll be hahahaha perfect for each other! –starts having trouble breathing from laughing-

Remus: What? But I don't…I'm not-

James: But! Lily! NO! –sputters- Damn you Padfoot! You do not speak Jamesieish –goes after Sirius-

Now a normal unobsessed-with-bananas-person would have run away if they saw James (who had big, ripplley muscles, from Quidditch that rippled like a cheetahs muscles ripple when they move and…. (A/N: Sorry…If it weren't for Lily, James would be MINE) running towards them. But, fortunately for us, Sirius is an abnormal person obsessed with bananas, and nothing as boring as him running away occurred. Instead Sirius ran towards James like he was about to give him a big hug. Which kind of confused James, despite all his rippling muscles…

Sirius: -dives toward James's legs and knocks him over- I got you Jamesie!!

Lily: And they're wrestling again. LIKE TWO FOUR YEAR OLDS.

Remus: -sigh-

Lily: Anyway, where are we in the book? –doing her best not to notice James and Sirius-

Remus: We're right at the part where Dursley is holding a big banana.

Lily: -alarmed look at Remus- Remus you just said…-glances nervously at Sirius-

Sirius: Banana-stands up and walks away from James-

James: -scratches head, and wonders where Sirius went-

Lily: No insane rants? No jumping over the couch and knocking things over? Just getting up and walking away from a fight…You'd think I'd be glad about this. But actually it kind of scares me.

Remus: I know, Sirius being…normal is kind of eerie. Don't you think?

Lily: I s'pose you could call it normal. For Sirius it is positively sane.

Sirius: -gathers up all the bananas scattered around the room-

James: -finally stops wondering what happened to Sirius long enough to go sit by Lily- Lily Flower! –starts to hug Lily-

Lily: -squeaks and scoots towards Remus on her left-

James: -sad puppy eyes at Lily-

Remus: Uhmmm…eyed them angrily…made him uneasy…whispering excitedly too...way back past them…clutching a large doughnut in a bag, that he caught a few words of what they were saying. "The Potters, that's right,-

James: Shhhh! Theyre talking about me and Lily now!

Lily: You're the only one talking prat!

Remus: that's what I heard-'' "yes, their son, Harry-"

James: I KNEW I liked that name! Lily! We named him Harry! Our baby Lily! Our baby! –bounces-

Lily: -groans and puts head in hands, mutters about "sick twisted books"-

Remus: Mr. Dursley stopped dead.

James: He died?

Remus: No, it's stopped dead. Not stopped comma dead. Stopped dead.

James: -blank stare-

Remus: Why do I even bother?

Lily: Oh stop complaining! I married the simpleton!

James: Lily! You admit it! Will you marry me!?

Lily: -silence-

James: ….simpleton?

Lily: Gah! –throws hands up in the air-

Remus: -shakes head- Fear flooded him. He looked back at the whisperers as if he wanted to say something…to…..them…..-stops reading and looks as Sirius who is walking up to the couch-

Lily and Remus: -stare fearfully at the suspiciously unsuspicious way Sirius is walking-

James: -notices Lily staring at Sirius and stares too-

Sirius: -sits down by James- I know I'm hot you guys, but really you're embarrassing me.

Lily and Remus: -flustered-

Lily: -grabs book from Remus- Er…I'll read!

James: -still staring disconcertingly at Sirius-

Sirius: Erm…Lily's that way, mate. –turns James's head away from him-

James: -stares at Lily-

Remus: -Whispering to Lily- Sirius is scaring me, what do you think he has planned?

Lily: -shrugs- but thought better of it. He dashed back across the road, hurried up to his office, snapped at his secretary not to disturb him, seized his telephone and had almost finished dialing his home number when he changed his mind. He put the receiver back down and stroked his –winces in anticipation-

-silence-

Lilly: -opens one eye- Uhmmm…

Boys: -stare at Lily-

Lily: Erm…Here James, you read. –hands book to James-

James: Whatever you say Lily –silly smile- Mustache…hehe…mustache thinking…no, he was being stupid. Potter wasn't such an unusual name. He was sure there were lots of people called Potter who had a son called Harry. Excuse me! I am the only Potter with a son named Harry here! Don't say I'm not unique.

Lily: I really wish I could be agreeing with the muggle here…but James is right!

James –happy dance- I'm right! She said I was right!

Lily: Oh calm down and keep reading James!

James: -obeys Lily so fast it's scary-He'd never even seen the boy. It might have been Harvey. Harvey? HARVEY? IT WAS HARRY! IDIOT! Harry I tell you!

Remus: Calm down Prongs…he's just a silly muggle in a book after all.

James: -mutters- darn muggles…never get anything right. Or Harold. HAROLD?? WHA-

Sirius: BANANANANANANANANANA throws a pile of bananas up in the air-

Remus: -sigh- I knew it couldn't last.

Lily: Remember when I said, I wasn't glad Sirius was being normal? I take that back.

Author Note: Weee its been bout a weekish since I've updated! School and marching band take up soooo much time. But anyway marching band ends this weekend. Which is sad. But good. So yay! Bad ending. But I have to go and I really wanted to get this chap up. My betas will b disappointed in me. Ohwell. Anyways! If you haven't already, read the two other fics that are up on my account, I didn't write them, they r by one of my bestest friends, who doesn't want anyone to know who she is, but anyway! Theyre awesome! READ THEM! And REVIEW! Whenever I start procrastinating I go and read my reviews and start writing again! So Review and get those really nummy kind of cookies that I can't think of the name of right now.

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