Author's note: This is basically a multi-chapter one-shot. Kingdom Hearts is the property of Disney/Square Enix...like always. This is written for humorous reasons, and I apologize if I offend anyone in this. Please R&R. Or, submit your own, and see them on the list below…anything, because there is only so much that I can think of. So…
You might have been playing Kingdom Hearts too long if…
(Scene 7)
1. You insist on Calling Xemnas Xehanort.
2. You keep an eye out for storms, especially at night.
3. The first thing you ask for when you are in a new town is, "Got any Heartless hanging around?"
4. Every time you see a milk carton you think "Got Heartless?" instead of "Got Milk?"
5. You realize that you cannot jump twice to avoid being hit like Sora does, especially if the second jump is in midair.
6. You keep insisting that your worst enemy is trying to steal your heart, and your house keys are your only way to defend yourself.
7. You keep referring to the school bullies as the Organization.
8. You have ever said tried to make someone fly by using your house keys.
9. You realize that Kingdom Hearts is light, but wonder why it exists in the realm of darkness.
10. You try to keep out of the way of someone who has a long sword…for obvious reasons.
11. Every time you get into a fight, you look for the nearest exit, hoping they won't follow you.
12. You decide that the worst thing to do in a fight is try some moves alone.
13. You keep wondering why you ended up here and not Radiant Garden.
14. You find out that your dad is not a heartless.
15. You go to the paint store to see if they have any Munny yellow. (Quite possibly to compliment the HP Orb green.)
Thanks, to everyone who has read this and submitted suggestions so far. As a reminder, if you have any ideas or reasons why someone may have played too long, feel free to send them to me, and I'll try my best to put them into the next installment. Until next time…if there will be a next time…
