Me: Alright I know the last chapter was short that was why, this one is long and hard.
Peter from another room: (Laughing) Long and hard.
Me: Yes Peter it's funny.
Crumplezone: Yeah, two chapters left for this story!
Sofia, Amber and James walk in.
James: Is this chapter gonna be longer than the last chapter?
Me, Crumplezone and Ransack: Yes!
Ultra Magnus, Bulkhead, Wheeljack, Miko, Mordecai and Rigby walk in with Billy Hatcher, Rolly Roll, Chick Poacher, and Bantam Scrambled.
Mordecai: Hey guys we found these guys and they want to be featured in some future stories of Smoke's.
Me: Hm I'll think about it.
Sofia: Hey Mordecai and Rigby, sorry what happened to your weapons.
Mordecai: We're cool with losing our weapons.
Amber: Who made those weapons for you?
Rigby: Me and Ratchet made those weapons.
Amber: No seriously.
Wheeljack: Actually he did it was one of Rigby's Labours to become a Wrecker along with cleaning the Sugar Rush karts and working with Ratchet in a lab.
Amber: What a surprise.
The alarm goes off in my studio. Ultra Magnus and I check the security cameras and see the Predacons coming in.
Me: The Predacons are coming! (Summons the Kingdom key)
Ransack summons Oathkeeper keyblade, Crumplezone summons Oblivion keyblade, James summons Nightmare's end keyblade, Sofia summons her magic staff, Amber takes out her shield, Ultra Magnus takes out the forge, Wheeljack takes out his swords, Bulkhead takes his wrecking balls out, Rigby puts his Iron Raccoon armor on, Mordecai takes out his Tomahawk, the rest get ready to fight.
Ultra Magnus: We stand out ground!
Predaking and the Predacons break down the door.
Me: What are you doing here Predaking?!
Predaking: I am here for the ground bridge so I can destroy Sea Eagle.
Bantam: There's two things I hate injustice and Predacons.
Me: Over our dead bodies you total dumbass!
Predaking: Let me show you what this total dumbass can do. (He and the other Predacons transform to their robot modes)
Mordecai: Aw what?!
James: They're transformers!
Predacons: A Duuuuuhhhh!
Me: Enough talk, let's fight! (Leads the charge and fights Predaking)
The others join in and fight the Predacons. While me and the others fight the Predacons enjoy the new chapter of Crumplezone and Ransack across the parrel multiverse.
Crumplezone and Ransack are now teleported on a spaceship in ship, they're in the cargo bay. "Ransack where are we? We're in space!" Said Crumplezone.
"By the looks of it, the salt water short circuited the remote. It's gonna take some time for me to get the water out." Said Ransack.
"I'll go look around the cargo bay." Said Crumplezone taking out his pistol and walks around the cargo bay.
Crumplezone is walking around the place and hears something banging inside a big metal crate. Crumplezone takes out his shotgun and aims at the metal crate. The creture inside the crate is still banging on the crate, Crumplezone is too scared to see what was in the crate.
Back at Ransack's location Ransack has justed poured every single drop of saltwater put of the remote and all systems are back online. "Awesome, now let see what universe are we in." Said Ransack then he heard Crumplezone's shotgun from a distance he runs to Crumplezone.
"Ransack I'm glad you're here that thing tried to attacked me!" Said Crumplezone freaked out and pointing at a dead chicken.
"You idiot! That was just a normal chicken and it was probably scared." Said Ransack.
"It was like it was on coke!" Said Crumplezone. "Anyway what universe are we in?"
Ransack looks at the remote. "Oh crap we're in a universe we're in a universe where alien chickens took over the Earth!" Said Ransack.
"So that means there are human cock fights?" Crumplezone asked.
"Yeah, we gotta find the hen mother." Said Ransack.
"What?" Crumplezone asked.
"It's a pun like den mother, but with hen instead of den." Ransack explained.
Than the alarm goes off and a flock of alien chicken show up. "They look normal, but they have a killer instinct." Said Crumplezone.
"Thanks for the heads up CZ!" Said Ransack and they start shooting chicken. Then after they defeat the flock, they see Amber in a tube. Crumplezone presses the escape pod button and Amber is sent down to Earth.
Crumplezone and Ransack are at the entrance of the lab, but Turbo appears on the screen. "Ha it's locked, and you guys suck! Prepare to die!" Said Turbo.
Then a chicken with a mark 1 Iron man armor shows up with a shotgun. "Ugh! I hate robot chicken!" Said Ransack.
"I heard that you son of a bitch!" Chris shouted from a distance.
Crumplezone shoots the armored chicken in the head with his pistol. "Let's find another way." Said Ransack.
Crumplezone and Ransack walk down a hallway and they hear the chickens in the vents just like the Xenomorphs from Aliens. "This is juts like the Alien movies." Said Crumplezone.
They enter the locker room and see brown webbing like the webbing you see in the Alien movies. "Two in a roll, impressive." Said Ransack.
Crumplezone and Ransack freed Skips and Muscle man and walked outside the spaceship and see the planet Earth. "It's beautiful, isn't it?" Crumplezone asked.
"Yeah, now I know why Howard enjoyed space and bragged about it to his friends and wife." Said Ransack.
Crumplezone and Ransack jump over the electric wires thanks to zero gravity they can jump higher than before. They reach the other airlock door but a chicken in combact walker. "Oh you got to be kidding?" Ransack asked sarcastically.
"Who cares let's shoot it!" Said Crumplezone shooting at the combact walker with his shotgun. Ransack joins in by shooting at the combact walker with his ray gun. The combact walker blows up and the chicken dies without oxygen.
They enter the airlock and exit the airlock. They see Homer Simpson and Stan Smith are in a cock fight. "Three in a row bitch!" Said Crumplezone rubbing that he's right again in Ransack's face.
"Shut up!" Said Ransack.
"Someone help I'm being chased by chickens!" Peter cried out and ran away from two armored chickens.
"Peter needs our help, come on Crumplezone!" Said Ransack.
Meg is webbed to the wall and has a chicken inside of her. "Crumplezone, Ransack kill me." Meg begged.
"Ok!" Said Crumplezone and shot her in the head. "What? She said kill me."
Crumplezone and Ransack follow Peter through the hallway and enter a elevator. "Welcome to your elevator to hell!" Said Turbo and laughed evily.
When they reach the right floor they see the a giant hen with the egg layer that the Xenomorph queen has, and see Peter webbed to the wall. "Guys help me." Said Peter
"Get away from our friend you bitch." Said Crumplezone and Ransack.
An army of alien chickens show up and approach Crumplezone and Ransack. "What now?" Crumplezone asked.
Ransack threw some Joe Swansons and Erine the giant chickens to the ground and fought off the alien chickens. Crumplezone and Ransack started shooting at the giant hen, the giant hen is almost dead. Ransack throws the switch and steam came out from the bottom and killed the giant hen.
Crumplezone rips the webbing off of Peter. "Thanks guys, do you need kisses for your reward?" Said Peter.
"No, not really." Said Ransack.
"Ok good, I didn't want to kiss you." Said Peter.
Then Erine the giant chicken that Peter always fight shows up. "Crap we don't have time for this. Turbo is back in our universe!" Said Ransack.
"Don't worry guys I got a score this settle with him." Said Peter and started fighting the giant chicken while Crumplezone and Ransack teleported back to their universe.
Everyone is exhausted except for Me, James, Crumplezone, Ransack and Predaking.
Predaking: Why are you still standing?
Me: Because we have a reason to fight, to fight people like you.
Predaking: Then you shall die! (Charges at me, James, Crumplezone and Ransack)
Me: Now!
Me, James, Crumplezone and Ransack charge at Predaking. I slashes Predaking like a ninja slicing a cheese wheel. James slices Predaking's face and he's still standing.
Crumplezone and Ransack: SCISSOR SLASH! (They slices an X at Predaking)
Predaking: (is covering his wounds) This isn't over. Predacons retreat!
The Predacons transforms into beast mode and run away.
Predaking: We'll be back to kill you and Eagle!
Lazerback: Yeah!
Skystalker: Watch your backs!
Ripclaw: You'll never know when we'll strike!
Amber: Wait you're a girl?
Backbite: Go (beeps) yourself!
Predaking: We'll get you my pretties and your amulet too. (The Predacons run away)
Rigby: Oh great another evil team wants the X-blade.
Me: I don't think the Predacons are working for Anisem and Xemnas Rigby.
Sofia: Smoke what is a Predacon?
Me: The Predacons once roamed Cybertron long before Cybertronians came along. Shockwave cloned them to hunt down Autbots on Earth, after that they settled on Earth waiting for Megatron but time beated Megatron and the Predacons became fossils. Now Shockwave cloned them again, but the Decepticons didn't know that evolution made them smart and gave them the ability to transform and now they're their own army.
James: Whoa!
Me: Yeah I think Shockwave but his C.N.A in the Predacon protoforms.
Mordecai: That could be the answer man.
Me: I have to find out in this week's episode.
Crumplezone: Sure thing boss.
Me: Anyway please review and
All: Stay frosty!
