Cole Alvina.

"Dr. Dillamond!" Fiyero yelled, "you failed me!"

"Mr. Tiggular," said the doctor calmly, "you only failed for lack of judgment. When you should have been studying, you were looking Miss Galinda's way—"

"Looking at Galinda?" Fiyero said. "You're a nutter! An utter nutter."

"Well, you certainly were looking at something, even if it wasn't Miss Upland. It was, after all, in that general direction."

"I was simply staring at your lovely wallpapering," he lied quickly, "It is actually quite charming. . . ."

"Please," Dillamond scoffed. He knew very well that Master Fiyero had been staring at Miss Elphaba Thropp, but didn't push the matter, for fear of popping dear Fiyero's head due to strain.