Ugh... This is such a pain to type out... But oh well.

Thanks to everyone who stuck by til the end!

Enjoy the very last chapter of Akatsuki vs Froggy!

And to answer the question about this being related to hypnofrog from Futurama I am very sad to say I have never watched the show... My retarded brain came up with this all by itself lol


The Akatsuki stood outside the door to Itachi and Kisames room.

Most of them were currently leaning against it, hands on their knees and bent over gasping for air whist the others who had given up a long time ago, sat in the hallway with their backs to the walls.

They had been pounding on the door for a few hours now with still no sign that Itachi was going to emerge?

Several plbeen and ideas had been tossed around since.

These included such suggestions as bombing the base, flooding the base, setting the base on fire, sending the bases coordinates to the Hidden Leaf shinobi, sacrificing the door to Jashin, stealing the doors heart, turning th door into a puppet and as suggested by Tobi, opening the door.

Because it was the kind that opened outwardly, meaning no matter what Itachi stacked against it, it could still be opened.

The Akatsuki did of course, dismiss Tobis idea because past experience shows that Tobi is an idiot.

Deidara and Kakuzu sat against the wall plotting.

"when I was back in Iwagakure, yeah, they gave us all of these special technique lessons where you think like your enemy and stuff, un"

Kakuzu nodded thoughtfully.

He too had received similar training in Takigakure, although he had been thrown out of said lessons before he could complete them.

His teacher believed him to be too deep a thinker.

So deep a thinker in fact, that he thought to deeply about thinking deeply and delver deeper into his thinking necessary.

In situations such as these, Kakuzu had to disagree.

"I agree, Deidara. We first must know our enemy by studying our enemy, then becoming our enemy, then moving in with our enemy, then wearing our enemies clothes-"

Deidara furrowed his brows and edged away from Kakuzu carefully.

No wonder Hidan complained about him, he had his hands full.

The blonde moved closer towards Sasori and Kisame who in a rare act of team effort were devising a plan to destroy Itachi.

He only overheard snippets of the conversation before he moved away from them too.

"-it's more than I can say for the state of his unrewarding drawer-"

"-Stripey carrots and ping pon-"

Deidara WOULD have moved over to where Zetsu and Tobi were but didn't fancy becoming involved in a three way argument.

He could say the same for Pein and Konan who were having a heated argument over something that probably had nothing to do with the situation at hand.

No doubt Peins other 5 bodies would join in soon and that was something you did NOT want to become involved with.

Growling in annoyance, Deidars twisted the door handle and yanked back the door in irritation.

T his surprise, it actually opened.

Huh... Tobi was right for once...

Deidara glanced around the hallway.

No one elseseemed to notice the change and so, he grinned the evilest grid that has ever been evilly grinned.

Why not bring out Itachi by himself?

Then he would get all the glory and be worshipped like a...Like a...

Deidara paused in thought.

The topic of "God" had become a heated discussion at dinner the other night and the blonde didn't know what to believe anymore.

On one hand there was Pein, a self proclaimed god and hence not reeeeeally a god... Just someone scary a psychotic enough to make you go along with it.

There was Jashin-sama of course.

Kisame had preached about the ancient cephalopod being Cthulhu who will one day rise from the sea to devour them all.

Sasori claimed to believe in Buddha which was actually kind of normal he supposed...

Deidara shook his head.

Whatever the case, he would be worshipped beyond awesomeness!

Smiling at his own genius, the blonde grasped a left over hypnofrog under one arm, opened the door wide enough to accommodate him, squeezed over the haphazardly stacked pieces of furniture and entered the room


Itachi lay back on his bed humming to himself and trying to fend off thoughts of hunger.

He had missed second breakfast after all.

The Uchiha vaguely wondered if he could cast himself into a genjutsu in which he could eat food -therefore chasing away thoughts if hunger as he would feel full without actually eating.

He sighed.

Not likely.

Itachis ear perked when he heard the sound of a slight shifting in the corner of the room that housed the door.

Please Pein, Cthulhu, Jashin and Buddha tell me they haven't figured out that the door opens outwards...

He sat up with a sigh that blatantly stated 'damn-I-have-been-caught-out-I-am-so-fucked.'

Eyes glancing over to the door way, Itachi was surprised (inwardly) to see Deidara standing on top of Kisames aquarium with one hand on his hips and the other holding a hypnotic frog over his head.

Itachi gulped.

"Anything you'd like to confess! Yeah!"

Itachi opened his mouth in a silent scream as a small sharing an wielding frog was sent flying in his direction.


Sasori clapped Deidara over the back as Kakuzu doubled over in laughter

Hidan had fallen off his chair long ago but was still to weak to move.

Pein and Konan were laughing so hard that no noise was emitting from them.

The Akatsuki sat at the dinner table enjoying a meal of fried chicken and chips.

Gasping for air, Hidan laughed, "Tell us again... Tell us how you got him again!"

Deidara had his arms crossed over his chest and closed his eyes in atriumphant smirk.

"nothing special un, just made him look at the hypnotic frog."

Hidan and Sasori burst into renewed laughter and held their sides.

Knan, who was the more humane of the group asked,

"So where is Itachi now?"

Deidara smirked but didn't answer.

Itachi Uchiha, in all his glory, was now sitting out the front of the gates if the Village Hidden in the Leaves staring at a little frog with a sharingan

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