A/N: I am SO sorry for not updating in AGES! I've been busy with schoolwork and homework. Man, I hate homework... Anyway, I hope you enjoy this chapter. :)

Disclaimer: I'm not J.K Rowling and I never will be..


James, Remus and Sirius ran into the Gryffindor Common Room laughing.

"At least she doesn't have to bother buying a hairbrush anymore," Sirius panted through his laughter.

"I bet she'll shine her head," James added, "could you imagine that?"

"Oh, Severus, does my head look shiny enough?" Sirius said in his Bellatrix impression.

"I am so going to kill you two!" Remus said angrily, "I told you I'd hurt you if we got caught! We can't afford to get into any more trouble with McGonagall! She'll probably tell Dumbledore and we'll get kicked out!"

"Nah," Sirius shrugged, "Crumbledore loves me."

"You're calling him 'Crumbledore' now?" James asked.

"Yes," Sirius grinned, "Moony, please don't kill us. I'd actually like to live."

"I'd probably get expelled and sent to Azkaban if I did, so I'll just hurt you," Remus said, grinning evilly.

"But you have to admit, it was worth getting into trouble for," James smirked, "Bellatrix is bald!"

Remus started laughing, "yeah, I guess."

"What are you three laughing about? You laughing can never be a good sign," Lily asked, coming down from the Girls Dorms.

"It was Sirius's fault!" Remus said.

"What was Sirius's fault?" Lily asked, raising her eyebrows.

"Nothing was my fault!" Sirius pouted.

"Tell me!" Lily yelled in a hushed tone.

"He made Bellatrix bald," James said.

"I didn't ask you, Potter," Lily said, glaring at him.

"Well I told you," James shrugged.

"Can we save this argument for later? McGonagall is coming," Remus interrupted.

"Ah, Mr. Black, Mr. Potter and Mr. Lupin. Just the boys I've been looking for," McGonagall said sternly, "you didn't come to your detention yesterday. I take it you have a good reason?"

"We were abducted by Dragons and- and, they were mean to us!" Sirius said, his eyes widening and his face turning into a puppy-dog look. This worked well for him, due to his Animagus form.

"Mr. Black, I'm sure that could happen one day, but it didn't happen yesterday. Miss. Lestrange came to my office this morning, telling me about your little incident yesterday," McGonagall raised her eyebrows. "Why did you make her bald, Mr. Black?"

"She was holding us hostage because we set the snowmen on her," Sirius muttered.

"You what?! Another weeks worth of detention, I think," McGonagall said, shaking her head, "at this rate, we're not going to have any points left."

"You don't have to take them away," James suggested.

"Yeah, we could rub your feet," Sirius offered.

"No, Sirius, shut up," Remus said, nudging Sirius in the arm.

"No, I think taking 5 points each will suffice, and another weeks worth of detention. I will see you in my office tomorrow, 8:00 P.M sharp," McGonagall demanded, turning on her heel.

"I'm so glad I didn't get in trouble for that," Lily said, letting out a sigh of relief.


They had Potions next, and Slughorn sat Sirius Black next to Severus Snape. Never a good idea..

Sirius had nudged Snape when he was cutting, and he cut his finger.

"Black, I'm going to kill you," Snape muttered darkly, drawing his wand from his pocket.

Sirius drew his wand as well, "yeah? And just what do you think you'd do?"

"Stupef-" Snape said, but Sirius had already said "Sectumsempra!"

Cuts appeared all over Snape and he fell to the ground bleeding.

"Professor!" Sirius yelled, "Snape tried to curse me but it backfired!"

Sirius tried to hide his grin, but he couldn't. Soon enough, Slughorn figured out that Sirius had done that, and he got sent to Dumbledore. With Snape.


"Mr. Black," Dumbledore spoke calmly, "why on earth would you perform a curse like that on Mr. Snape?"

"He tried to Stupefy me!" Sirius pointed out, "I wasn't gonna stand there defenceless!"

"You didn't have to Sectumsempra me!" Snape added.

"Exactly," Dumbledore nodded, "you two will see me tonight at 9:00 P.M. You will help me clear out my office."

Sirius looked around and groaned. Why did Dumbledore have all that stuff?

"Fine," Sirius snapped, leaving Dumbledore's office.


James laughed, "you did what to Snivellus?"

"You know what I did. And now I have detention," Sirius groaned. "What was I supposed to do? Stand there like a mushroom and let him curse me? No, I don't think so. Merlin, what's Minnie gonna say?"

James coughed, and did his best McGonagall impression, "Mr. Black, one more stunt like that and you will be expelled. Do you understand me?"

"Shut up, Prongs," Sirius said, punching James in the arm. Then he suddenly turned serious (no pun intended), "you don't think she'll expell me do you?"

"Of course she won't, Padfoot, I was only messing with you. How about we get some cookies? And this time, take the Invisibilty Cloak?" James suggested.

"Sounds like a plan," Sirius grinned.


A/N: Well that's all for this chapter. It was sort of a boring chapter, I know, but I don't have any ideas of what could happen. I made it up as I went along. Now, press that review button and tell me how much you hated this chapter... I know I hated it.