Me: It lives!

Cautai: Woot!

Mims: Meh.

Me: You're just pissed because I'm not working on Corrupted right now.

Cautai: I win!

Mims: (tries to kill Cautai)

Me: Great, now I have to stop her from murdering my other muse. Oh well, I do that in a second. A huge thank you to everyone who favorited and alerted this, it means more to me than you will ever know.

X-The Random Vampire-X I hope your exam went well and am really sorry that this update took so long. Who doesn't like a bold Roxas? There's just something about ass grabbing that makes Roxas seem more interesting, in a dirty kind of way.

UkeGlomper Thank you so much, it means a lot that people like this random little story of mine. I'm sorry that this update took so long.

WGreyB It's nice to know that Zexy was in character, I was kind of worried about that. Sorry about the long wait between updates.

Silentdeath Bringer I hope my PM helped you out with the posting dilemma and explained uke for you. Sorry that this update took so long.

LollipopLove Everyone loves some smut when they can't read, at least that's what I keep being told. It's nice to have company on the pervert train isn't it? It's nice to know that I made you laugh with my random chapters and who doesn't love a kinky Axel? Handcuffs plus Axel equals a very happy Roxas…and fangirl…what? I'm really sorry that this update took so long, hopefully this chapter makes up for the wait.

yumie-darkness123 Thanks for telling me it's bluenette, it clears things up a bit for future writing. I'm so sorry that this chapter took so long to come out.

akurokulover Thank you so much, you're awesome for reviewing. And thank you for looking my other stuff up. Sorry that the update took so long.

VexenIV Thank you so much, you're awesome for reviewing. I loved chapter 4 as well, I got to be so random and give in to my ADD. Sorry that this took so long to update.

Turanlady I'm so sorry about the update in a week and then don't for, crap, almost three months. Mims is a bad influence, but Cautai gets some of the blame, they decided to go on about completely different things. But rejoice, Cautai was bugging me and I was chatting with Kibaftw and a chapter was born. And thank you for ticking all the boxes, that makes me feel really good.

midnightvisions Chemistry thoroughly sucks, I failed. Like flat out failed. I'm no longer a science major, I switched to English with an emphasis in creative writing and education. I'm going to warp the minds of the next generation as a creative writing teacher. And you're the second person to say it's bluenette, so it must be. I'm so sorry about the long wait in between updates.

l-wind alchemist-l Than you so much for the fav, it means a lot to me. And I'm so sorry about the long wait in between updates.

HeartFlare05 Thank you so much, I love you for loving it and reviewing. I'm such a fangirl, that's why Axel acts that way in this fic. I'm so sorry about the long wait in between updates.

Kibaftw Thank you for helping me get my inspiration back, I was able to get this chapter out because of you and Cautai rambling in unison. And, tetris, that is all.

Me: So I'd like to apologize right now for the long time in between updates, I kind of got side tracked and uninspired for this particular fic. If you want to see what I got side tracked on go check out Therapy, it's completely different from this for the most part, but it does have it's random moments.

Disclaimer: If I owned this I wouldn't be so broke that I'm living on ramen now would I?

Warning: In case you didn't realize this is a mature content fic. I continue that streak with Axel and Marluxia doing horrible things to eye patches.

Pairings: Axel x Roxas

DEDICATION: This chapter is dedicated to Kibaftw. I was chatting with her and going off on a random tangent when I mentioned what Cautai was yelling at me about and poof, inspiration. I doubt that if it I hadn't been talking to her at the time that I would have paid attention to my muse and this little gem would have been lost to the wind. And the next chapter is almost completely her doing, the rest is my utterly perverted mind.

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(a couple weeks later, to lazy to come up with exact amount of time)

Roxas was sitting in the living room that was never used, the one Xemnas insisted was for formal occasions and therefore not to be touched by the irresponsible members of the organization. It had been destroyed a few times already, mostly to piss off the Superior, but it showed no signs of its earlier annihilation. There were no scorch marks from Axel's rampage, water stains from when they 'accidentally' gave Demyx too much sugar, or blood from Saix's little Axel assassination attempt. Roxas smiled at the memory of that one. Axel had completely deserved it, you just had to be stupid to ask Saix how the superior mansex was last night (not capitalized for a reason people). Roxas shook his head slightly to try and get his thoughts back on track. Looking around at the other members Roxas was able to spot the very annoyed looking Xemnas and internally winced. An annoyed Xemnas was never a good thing.

"Where in the name of Kingdom Hearts are Axel and Marluxia?" the silver haired man demanded.

Zexion sniffed the air and gagged, "God Saix, what the hell were you eating?"

"I had a steak, why?" the sapphire haired man replied.

"How old was that steak?"

"A week, maybe two."

"Is anyone even listening to me?!" Xemnas yelled.

"Nope," Larxene called out as she started to play with her knives (I forgot what they're called).

"I think Axel said something about having to change," Roxas offered in an attempt to delay the Superior's rampage, "Marluxia was with him."

"Hey look," Demyx chirped, "I can make shadow puppets with the lamp."

"That's nice," Zexion patted his shoulder and turned back to Saix, "All I'm saying is that eating steak that is a week or two old is not good for your digestive system."

"I don't particularly recall asking you," the blue haired man growled, "I don't tell you not to eat that rabbit food."

"That 'rabbit food' is good for you."

"Ow! Zexy, Larxene electrocuted me!" Demyx clung to the lilac haired nobody and glared at Larxene.

"Well," Larxene shrugged, "You were practically asking for it with that gesture you were making in your little shadow puppet show."

"SHUT UP!!!!" Xemnas finally bellowed, "I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD OUT OF ANY OF YOU UNTIL AFTER THE MEETING IS OVER!"

"So do you think Axel and Marluxia are ever going to show up?" Xigbar asked Namine, completely ignoring the Superior's warning.

Namine stared at Xigbar in utter horror, as did the majority of the group. Roxas swallowed hard and glanced from the gunner with a pirate obsession to the Superior. The silver haired man looked surprisingly calm as he approached the gunner, but his eyes gave him away. "What did I say about talking?" he hissed at Xigbar, "Oh, that's right, don't."

Xigbar seemed to have realized his mistake and visibly paled. Just as he was about to speak the door to the room flew open and everyone turned to see that Axel and Marluxia had finally made their appearance. "The party has arrived!" Axel announced.

His declaration was met with stunned silence and more than a few jaws dropping. Both he and Marluxia were not wearing the usual uniform, in fact they weren't wearing anything at all except for an eye patch, and not on their faces. A blush was slowly creeping over Roxas' face as he stared rather intently at the 'eye' patch that Axel was wearing. It didn't really cover much, though Roxas knew from experience that it wouldn't be able to. Something seemed to twitch inside Roxas' chest, but he pushed it aside. He couldn't be feeling something, that was impossible, right? No, he wasn't jealous that the entire organization was currently staring at Axel's…no that wasn't it at all. He was just getting horny, yeah, hormones and all.

"See something you like?" Axel purred in Roxas' direction.

"ARE THOSE MY EYE PATCHES?!!!!" Xigbar screeched causing the entire group to jump.

"Well," Marluxia held up a hand very matter of factly, "The one Axel is wearing is, but this lovely flower power patch is all mine. I was going to give it to you for Christmas, but I decided I don't really care and am going to keep it." Roxas finally turned his eyes over to Marly and saw that instead of the regular black patch he was wearing a pink and yellow flower patch (fan girl squeal inserted here).

"YOU ARE DEAD!!" Xigbar launched himself off his seat and went after Axel, guns drawn.

Axel let out a rather feminine squeal and took off running, effectively mooning the rest of the group. Marluxia just stood there looking rather pleased with himself as the rest of the group continued to stare at him with dumbfounded expressions. Finally everyone seemed to take in exactly what was happening. Roxas continued to get redder by the second, Xemnas put his face into his hand and muttered something that sounded like "They can't even behave for one day", Saix was staring unashamedly, Larxene was snickering openly, Demyx had his eyes covered by Zexion, Luxord and Xaldin had returned to their card game, (the silent one) looked like his usual apathetic self, Vexen was giving the pink haired man a rather suggestive look, and Namine had pulled out her sketch book. Marluxia seemed to have fulfilled whatever he was going for and strutted into the room to plop down next to Demyx, earning him a glare from Zexion.

"If you all are done with whatever is going on," Xemnas said from his hand, "I would like to start the meeting."

"What about Axel and Xigbar?" Roxas asked pointedly ignoring the scratching of Namine's pencils against paper as she stared at Marluxia from next to him.

"I don't particularly care about them," Xemnas shrugged, "If Xigbar kills Axel it will be a load off my shoulders and if he doesn't then it's fine."

"I'm going to go stop Axel from being murdered," Roxas quickly stood and left the group, ignoring the Superior's sigh. He was actually rather pleased to have an excuse to get away from them all, he didn't particularly enjoy their company, not that he could enjoy anyone's company. He slowly made his way through the castle's halls, following the sound of Axel's screams. He wasn't in any particular hurry to actually find Axel, he kind of deserved to get his ass kicked by Xigbar. This had to be on his top ten list of stupid things he had done. It wasn't the stupidest thing, but it was up there, right in between lighting Larxene on fire and giving Saix dog food when he cooked dinner. Actually Axel had a very long list of stupid things he had done, maybe he had brain damage.

Coming around a corner Roxas heard Axel's scream suddenly cut off. Shortly after the sudden silence Xigbar appeared at the end of the hallway, a smug look on his face. "You may want to go get Axel down," he snickered at Roxas.

With a sigh Roxas trotted in the direction Xigbar had come from, soon discovering exactly what the gunner had meant by get Axel down. The redhead was hanging from the chandelier in the entrance hall by the eye patch he had stolen. The reason the fire wielder had suddenly stopped screaming also became very apparent, Xigbar hung him with the eye patch in the same place Axel had been wearing it and the pain had caused the redhead to black out. With a sigh Roxas summoned his key blade and deftly threw Oathkeeper straight at the string connecting Axel to the chandelier. The string snapped and Axel fell with a thud to the floor beneath him. Roxas stared at the heap that was the redhead for a moment before slinging him around his shoulder and carrying him off to his room.

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Me: I figured out the plot!

Mims: You didn't have one to begin with?

Me: Nope, I was completely shooting from the hip and just hoping it went somewhere.

Cautai: Sounds about right.

Mims: That's a little sad.

Me: You didn't give me anything to go on, I had to do it on my own. So yeah, I now know where the hell this is going and am currently working on my plot summary. I already know what chapter 8 is going to be about, and so does Kibaftw thanks to the little chat we had. Thanks to that conversation I had a dream about that and have now completely disturbed my entire floor in my dorm with it. No one will be able to look at that game the same way ever again!

Mims: Well aren't you proud.

Me: I like disturbing people. Because I'm technically working on three stories now I can't say when the next chapter is coming out. I also just want to tell people that I have different stuff on my deviant art page. There's also a different update schedule for my stuff there. Akuroku in Wonderland isn't on DA and neither is Therapy, but Corrupted and a bunch of one shots are. Please check out my DA page and work, I like to watch my hit mark go up, it makes me happy. There's a link on my profile for it. And I found a picture on y-gallery that said it was inspired by Therapy, I nearly died from joy. I lost my connection right as I found it, so I don't have a link and I can't remember what it was called, but I loved it. Remember reviews equal love, but fan art causes happiness heart attacks.