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What would JoJo's Bizarre Adventure be like in RWBY?
"AURA AURA AURA AURA AURA AURA!"
"MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!"
"Sakabu no wa, ore ne stando da!"
If Ren were a Joestar, how'd he react if anyone hurt Nora?
"Nora!" he yells.
His shirt rips off as he strikes a debonair pose in his rage.
A ethereal, muscled ghost appears behind him as he bears down on the perpetrator.
Then, the punches begin.
"Nora! Norarararararararararara!"
Everyone's jaws drop at the manliness on display.
Stand Name: Dough Mixer
Stand Master: Lie Ren
Abilities: Can punch any non living thing into dough. The living just get pasted.
Actually, even Summer's dream was to be an accountant. Why?
She's a natural Summer.
Tai asks her, "so, what's this answer." He shoves a paper with numbers scrawled on it in Summer's face.
She takes one look at it.
"Five million, six hundred and eighty four thousand, nine hundred and fifty six." She yawns and grins cockily, "this is kid stuff really."
Tai, Raven and Qrow clap their hands in praise, muttering to themselves how awesome their teammate was. And how lucky they were to be in her awesome presence.
Summer raises a brow, "I'm not going to do your homework, you know?"
Tai, Raven and Qrow stop clapping and give her the stink eye, muttering to themselves how boring their teammate was. And how lucky she was to be in their awesome presence.
Summer merely chuckled, used to their antics by now
What did the poisoned Qrow say when Ruby asked him how much longer to get to Haven?
Qrow pants heavily, leaning on Jaune's shoulder. He looks at Ruby and says,
"We'll... get there... Haventually. Ha ha- urk," he starts cough-laughing, it looked painful.
Ruby's eyes violently twitch.
Jaune lets out a weak chuckle. "Hey, at least he's chirpy?"
Qrow shakes his head, still shaking with laugh-coughs, "heh... ya got potential... kid..."
After a while, Qrow says,
"Hey brat... you did catch... the tripl-"
"Triple pun. Yes, uncle. Now be quiet and focus on staying alive," says a miffed Ruby.
Qrow ruffles her hair with a weak and soppy grin.
"Yang... trained you well... heh.
How did Pyrrha present her shield to Yang?
"Yang, don't you think I have," Pyrrha smirks, "akoúool shield?"
Yang frowns.
A new challenger had arrived.
What were Yang's parting words to RNJR before she took off on a personal mission?
Yang revs up her bike, "see ya guys later. Keep in touch 'kay?"
Jaune, Nora, and Ren smile and nod back at her.
Ruby sighs and mutters, "and here it comes."
Yang pulls down her sunglasses and says with a cheeky grin,
"Don't be strangers, you hear."
Jaune, Nora, and Ren's faces sour and they groan.
Ruby snickers at their reactions and says, "welcome to my world."
Yang takes off with a hearty laugh and yells back,
"And what a beautiful world it is!"
How did forest ranger Ren introduce his partner to the expedition group?
An orange haired girl hisses and bares her fangs at Jaune as he reaches for the maple syrup in the cabin mess. He hastily retracts his hand with a yelp.
Ren waves his arm at the spectacle and speaks to his audience.
"And here we observe her in her natural habitat, the pancake feeding Norangutan," says the boy in a deadpan voice.
Jaune piped in with a grin, "yeah, she's indigenous to Ren forests."
Ren chuckles as Nora sputters and shakes her fist at the blonde.
He motions at the redhead in the mess, who was eyeing Jaune with a fond smile as he attempts yet again to snag a pancake from the jaws of the Norangutan.
Ren says, "and for exhibit B, we have the muscle of my team, staking out her prey as she prepares to pounce on him unawares."
The redhead blinks, "huh?"
The long haired teen throws his arms at her with grand splendor, "ladies and gentlemen, the Pyrrhannosaurus Rex."
Jaune grins at Pyrrha. "Hey, he's got ya pegged there, partner. Or should I say, P-Rex." He snickers.
Until the P-Rex pounces on him and starts giving him a noogie. "You were saying, Jaune?" She says, smiling.
The expedition group all laugh at the antics of the team. A woman from the group pokes Ren and asks with a grin, "what about the blond one? Come on, introduce him too."
Ren glances at his leader.
"Oh, that's just Jaune. An occasional pain in the Arc."
Jaune pouts in his headlock, "hey! That's a Lie!"
What did Klein say to himself after the Schnee kids became old enough to take care of themselves but never bothered getting a driver's license?
"Why are we still here, just to chauffeur?"
"Hm, did you say something Klein?"
"Nothing, Madam Schnee, sigh... nothing at all."
"Umm, Whitley wet his bed again. Would you be a sport and change his sheets?"
"Oh, would I?! Hohoho, the young master really must learn to turn the tap off. I'll have it done in a jiffy!"
Weiss giggled to herself in the backseat of the limo.
Sunta Claus.
Dancing through the snow
On a one SSSN open dray
O'er to the gals we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bob tails ring
Igniting grimm alight
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A sleighing song tonight
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a one SSSN open dray
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a one SSSN open dray
Ren's pretty good at translating Nora's extravagant tales for other people to understand.
You could say he's a good Norrator.
What do you call a trio of white fang goons?
Three masketeers.
After a hundred years, she finally returned. The avatar-
Yaang.
How's Yang as she waits for her test results?
Yang-xious.
Roman and Neo in a Shakespeare play?
Ro-Neo and Juliet.
Watch as the thieving duo try by hook or crook to ensnare pick heroine of your choice into falling for the master thief's charms.
(personally, I'd go with either Salem in disguise or Cinder. That'd solve a lot of problems. )
Oh, and care to name another play?
It's hiding in plain sight.
What did Ozpin say when he first witnessed Weiss using ice?
"You have silver ice."
When he visits Ironwood in Atlas?
"You have silver skies."
When gambling with Qrow?
"You have silver dice."
When he encountered Salem?
"You have silver thighs."
When he met Ruby in Beacon?
"You have silver eyes."
"Sir... you already said that..."
"My," Ozpin chuckles, "how time flies."
What is Tyrian to Salem?
A scor-peon.
Sitting in the bar with Cinder, Roman takes a drag of his cigar. "The name's Roman Torchwick-"
He smirks at Cinder, "Wick stands for Wicktory."
Neo slaps her forehead, while the false maiden chuckles at the poor bugger.
Adam would fit right in, in the lego world.
He's a block head after all.
And besides, there'd be no discrimination there.
'Cause everyone'd be block and chill.
