HI, GUYS!!! Sorry I haven't updated in forever... (please read the author's note of last chapter.) I'll try to balance school, rock climbing (yes, that is a sport, and yes, my school does do it), Yeah, but, here we go!
CAMPFIRE GEEKS II IS NOW CONTINUED!!!!!
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"Yes!" Naruto cheered, punching the air. "We're finally going onto the trails. FINALLY! We wasted six frikin' chapters on the intro, PokeMon, Uranus, a demented group of villains, and a talking muffin! It's about time we did what the title of the story implies!" he cheered again.
"Shut up, Naruto," sasuke growled, slapping the blonde with his snowboard. "We aren't actually snowboarding yet."
At that moment, Rikku and Yuna came out. Neither of them had changed their clothes. At all. Really. At all.
"Hey, aren't you cold?" asked Sakura, who was snapping her skis on.
"Uh, NO. I went up a freaking mountain to meet up with blue monsters that wore loincloths in a tank top and short-shorts while heading to a city called Zanarkand so that my cousin could commit suicide by summoning a giant creature that beats the crap out of a large fish/bear/slug, then turns around and eats her. I'm not cold for ANYTHING." said Rikku bluntly. Yuna nodded.
Shikamaru jerked his poles onto his hands. "Whatever."
Meanwhile, in Hinata's diabolical lair...
"Greetings, Mr. Griffin."
"Greetings to you, too, Dr. Hyuuga."
"I trust you have the nessescary equibrilium capacitator?"
"Of course. What do you take me for, an oaf? I don't take after my father."
"Yes, well, the important thing is that we complete the machinery."
"Indeed."
Back with everyone else...
"Okay," said Rikku. "Now that everyone's out here and suited up, I'll be teaching anyone who doesn't know how to ski. Anybody?"
At that moment, Neji spontaneously fell on the ground in a fetal position.
Hyuuga Hanabi spontaniously dashed past, screaming, "Cousin Neji can't ski! Everybody point and laugh in a nasally tone!"
"Ooookay... anybody else?"
"I CAN'T SKI! TEACH ME, RIKKU!" yelled Gaara in a high-pitched, girly voice. Everyone else fell over in comedic fashion.
"Alrighty, Gabriel and Nick. Does everyone else know how to either ski or snowboard?"
Everyone nodded.
"Okay, then GO HAVE SOME FUN!!!!" Yuna screamed. Everybody took off to get away from the freakish game characters. Plus the screaming Hanabi was back.
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Kankuro and Shino were skiing together down a moderately easy trail.
"You know, Gaara can ski," said Kankuro. "Shukaku taught him. I just wonder why he wanted lessons."
They continued down the slope.
"Come to think of it, Gaara's been acting weird ever since we got here. I wonder why?"
They continued down the slope.
"Did you know that Temari's allergic to chicken?"
"...Shut up."
The puppeteer began to sweat. "Look, if this is because they recently reeinacted our fight during the Invasion of Konoha story arc in the english version... well, sorry. I didn't mean to poison you. Well, I did at the time but..."
". . ."
"This ski trip is better than the time I out-farted Michael Moore."
"Plagiarizer. That's from Family Guy."
"Come on, Shino, I was just joki- What the- bugs? Oh my god! GAAAH!!!!"
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"Dammit. This rope is probably gonna break, and then we'll die... this is boring. How long are we gonna be up here, Yamanaka?"
"Shut up, Nara."
Shikamaru and Ino had somehow ended up on the same lift, and a few moments after they had gotten on, the lift had broken down.
". . ."
". . ."
"Wanna make out?"
"Girls are gross. And troublesome."
Bird poop landed on Shikamaru's head
"I believe Natsyourlord is attempting to curse us with bird crap again."
"...Troublesome authoress."
More bird poop, Nara. More bird poop.
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...And to stop, you make a V shape, like this!" said Rikku as she demonstrated. Neji nodded, and Gaara drooled.
"Let me see you guys try. Nick, you first."
Neji made a V shape with his skis.
"Good. Now, Gabriel? You wanna try?"
Gaara drooled some more. The sand leaked out of his gourd, which for some reason was still on even though he was wearing snow gear, and pointed his skis in a V.
"Good! Now, on how to turn..."
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Sasuke was snowboarding alone. Why? Because... he is an avanger. Avengers must do everything alone. It does not matter if it is unrelated to avenging. Avengers are alone.
And concieted.
All of a sudden, a giant hole randomly opened up in the ground, and Sasuke - and a whole ton of snow - fell into it.
Sasuke flew down one of those slidy pipe thingys, like in Jimmy Neutron: Rescue Jet Fusion, or when Timmy Turner goes to the Crocker Cave; the pipey thingys like that.
He fell into a giant cage, which already had a resident...
A cougar.
Ignoring the ripping, tearing, screaming sounds from the other side of the room, Hinata and Stewie were making some final adjustments to their Portable Equibrilium/Mental Transferrence Device, or "Mind switchy Thingy" for short.
"Yes! It is finished!" cried Stewie. "Now, Rupert, we will place you inside the cage, where you will switch minds with that cougar!" He leaned inside the device to put... um, Rupert inside the machine.
At that moment, Agent C spontaneously popped out of nowhere, pushed Stewie inside - "What the duce!" - and slammed the door and pushed the button.
A loud, obnoxious beeping sound filled the room. Hinata laughed evilly as white smoke poured out of the machine 'till you couldn't see anything. Agent C ran away.
When the beeping finally stopped, Hinata looked inside the machine. "Mr. Griffin?" she called. Her voice echoed through the machinery's depths. Finally, she saw an outlne of Stewie.
"...Mr. Griffin?" she said again.
Stewie opened his mouth. Hinata held her breath.
"What the heck is going on? And why am I a toddler?" said Stewie... I mean, Sasuke.
Okay the end... of this chapter! Once again, I'll try to update some other stuff, and maybe I can even update Rock Lee's Dating Service! YESH!
-Natsyourlord
PS: If you forgive me for taking so long on the updating, please say so.
