Author's notes: Just a quickie this time. The shortness is a comment on how little substance there is to this genre. It's not my laziness. I'll write a really good one next time. Slightly different format, but my usual one doesn't work for this genre. Had real trouble making up stupid names for everyone. Oh well. Enjoy.
Chapter 7 – Chat rooms
MidgetsRhot: Hi everyone!!!!
JoeysDaMan!!!!!: Yo!
TheGuyThatsSoUnimportantICantEvenBeArsedToMakeUpANameForHim: Hi!
ImNotCrazyIReallyAmAnAncientEgyptian: Hello.
WhyAmIBritishAnyway?: Wassup?
MidgetsRhot: So…how r u guys doin?
JoeysDaMan: I'm good.
TheGuyThatsSoUnimportantICantEvenBeArsedToMakeUpANameForHim: Me 2. lol.
JoeysDaMan!!!!!:…
ImNotCrazyIReallyAmAnAncientEgyptian:…
EvilRichBastard:…
WhyAmIBritishAnyway?:…
ImNotCrazyIReallyAmAnAncientEgyptian: …So does any1 have anything 2 say?
MidgetsRhot: …Not really…
WhyAmIBritishAnyway?:…
EvilRichBastard:…
ImNotCrazyIReallyAmAnAncientEgyptian:…
JoeysDaMan!!!!!:…
TheGuyThatsSoUnimportantICantEvenBeArsedToMakeUpANameForHim:…
EvilRichBastard: Why am I even here, wasting valuable time, chatting with a bunch of people I don't even like? I'm so outta here.
EvilRichBastard Has left the chat room.
EvilRichBastard Has entered the chat room.
MidgetsRhot: Why r you still here?
EvilRichBastard: The author is holding a gun to my head. :( lol.
OralRetentivePsycho: I like to lick stuff.
ImNotCrazyIReallyAmAnAncientEgyptian: WTF?
WhyDoesEveryoneWantMeDead?: Why are we in a chat room anyway? We see each other every day.
WhyDoesEveryoneWantMeDead? Has been booted.
ImNotCrazyIReallyAmAnAncientEgyptian: Thank God for that. I hate that bitch.
EvilRichBastard: She's right though. And everyone knows chat rooms are just a place for paedophiles to groom their victims.
FunnyRabbitLover: Hello children. :)
EvilRichBastard has left the chat room
ImNotCrazyIReallyAmAnAncientEgyptian has left the chat room
OralRetentivePsycho has left the chat room
MigetsRHot has left the chat room
WhyAmIBritishAnyway? Has left the chat room
JoeysDaMan has left the chatroom
TheGuyThatsSoUnimportantICantEvenBeArsedToMakeUpANameForHim Has left the chat room
FunnyRabbitLover: Um…hello? I don't want to molest you. Honest. I just want a friend. I'm so lonely. Anyone? Please? Bugger.
The End
There. A biiiiig thank you to my many reviewers. I love you guys. But not in a creepy way. Honest.
