Posted January 12, 2016

Fakhouri: Hello again people! Welcome back! I hope you all enjoyed this past chapter.

*Snickering and perverse giggling in the background*

Fakhouri: So I was bored this morning (Jan 8th) and decided to check up on the story views...and lets just say I nearly fell on the floor in a coma. I was never expecting that over the course of less than twenty four hours, this story had over 900 views.

*More perverse snickering*

Fakhouri: *earns an anime tick mark on her forehead but continues* I'd also like to thank those of you who reviewed last chapter. It really motivates me to see what you think! Also I'm going to say it now please no flames!

?: Oh yeah there we go~

Fakhouri: *stands up* I'll be right back...*stomps off to the far wall*

?: Oh Hey Fakhouri!...What are you doing with that banjo...Wait no!... Anything but the face!...THE FACE! AIM FOR THE FACE! DEAR KAMI THE FACE!

*5 hours later...*

Fakhouri: *silently drinks a cup of coffee before saying* And what is the lesson behind this beating?

?: *now swollen up and black and blue* Never peep on the women in the studio next door...

Fakhouri: And?

?: ...Do I really have to say it...

Fakhouri: *Nods* Yes Jiraiya...

Jiraiya: *Sighs* I shall never peep near, around, or even in the same district as Fakhouri...

Fakhouri: Good boy. Now say the disclaimer.

Jiraiya: Whatever...This crazy psychotic girl doesn't own Naruto or any of the franchise. Kami knows what would happen if she did...

Fakhouri: *grip tightens on her mug and it starts to crack* Thank you Pervy sage...I hope you enjoy this installment of Unspoken Friends...


*2 years later*

It's been 2 years since Naruto met the Kyubi and Sarutobi's new laws. The day after the Orange Plague, as the people in Konoha now know it as, Sarutobi released a law that allowed families to take Naruto in. Among the first to try were, unsurprisingly, the Ichirakus. But unfortunately, they realized that their home didn't have enough room for another. Next, were the Hyuga and Uchiha. But they were immediantly crossed off the list...and everyone else who came. All because of Naruto. Every time, if it was a clan, He could tell them (which they then investigated) that their were members who wouldn't like him. Civilians...he out right refused. Even though the kids were excited to have another, the parents smiles had the look that promised an early death for him. So he is still living in his crappy apartment in the Red Light District.

His relationship with Sasuke and Hinata only grew closer. Of course some may say it's horrible... Mostly because they are starting to join in on his prank escapades. Other than that, it was almost impossible to see any of them alone in public. Of course they became targets for the Naruto haters.

Over the course of these two years they have been called things that if they repeated at home, they would be punsihed with no escape...AKA they had to go shopping or in Hinata's case, stuck sitting in the meetings with her father.

Their personalities hasn't changed much. Naruto was still a (secret genius) hyperactive prankster, Hinata was still a shy reserved girl, and Sasuke was still Sasuke. ((Give me a break I couldn't think of how to explain it!)) Their appearances however have changed. Naruto was now the same height as Sasuke who also grew to the be about 4 feet 8 inches. He still wore that 'kill me' orange jumpsuit and he was still frail.

Hinata was about 2 inches shorter than the boys. Not that she minded though. She now wore a heavy jacket and was still small for her age.

Sasuke hasn't changed much besides his height. Unless you count his hair looking more like a duck butt now.

*ANBU HQ*

Dolphin sighed as he sat down on a bench in the locker room. He had just come from a scouting mission on one of Orochimaru's (abandoned) bases, and he was dead tired. He couldn't wait for the day he retired. He had seen some of the ANBU who had been in since before the Kyubi attack and he didn't want to become that.

"Today's the day right?" a feminine voice said next to him. He looked at Serpent incredulously, "What do you mean?"

"You seriously forgot?!"

"Umm..."

"Today's your retirement from ANBU and your return to being an academy teacher!"

Dolphin blinked then mentally facepalmed. He had forgot that was today. He smiled as he reached for his mask, "I guess I can remove this thing then." Serpent's eye widened and she waited in anticipation. After Inu retired last year, Dolphin had become the mysterious person who people only knew of their former profession.

She doesn't remember the day Naruto ordered Kushina Special at Ichiraku's...

Dolphin removed his mask to reveal his scar across his nose and tanned skin. He smiled as Serpent, "Surprised?"

She blinked once...twice...three times...yup still there. Before her was her friend *cough* boyfriend *cough* Iruka Unimo, Academy teacher and Chunin. She was so stunned that she didn't notice him waving a hand in front of her face.

"Serpent? You there?" He tried to get her out of her shock and failed ultimately. He sighed as he stood and left her there...

He'd regret that later on.

*Later Naruto's apartment*

Naruto grumbled as he threw another alarm clock at the wall, breaking it..again. His eye popped open and sighed. This was becoming routine. Break a clock, clean it up, get a new clock, break it, etc. Most of his monthly allowance went to getting new clocks. He walked past the calendar, briefly looking at it before proceeding to the kitchen...He then ran back his mind in full gear. 'CRAP! I start the academy today!'

Well it's your fault for forgetting kit...

'Oh be quiet fuzzball!' He chuckled mentally at the snarl he got before cutting the mental link. He had been conversing with the Kyubi for the past two years and he has learned a lot about his mother, Kushina Uzumaki. Mostly her addiction to ramen and her record. He swore he would break her record.

He hurriedly got dressed and ran out the door, locking it on the way out.

He ran through the streets towards the academy. He didn't have to worry about running into everything because people usually gave him a wide berth.

*At the Academy*

Hinata and Sasuke stood at the entrance of the Academy waiting.

Sasuke shoved his hands in his pockets, "Slept in?"

"Y-yup."

"How long?"

"A-a few min-nutes.."

This was a regular occurrence for them. Every day they planned something early they had to wait anywhere from 10 to 20 minutes for Naruto to arrive. Sasuke counted off his fingers, "3...2...1..." As he closed his hand into a fist, a dust cloud entered the academy yard. it skidded to a halt...more like tumbled at their feet. Hinata blinked while Sasuke, "Dobe why must you make a show of your arrival every time?"

"Ou me uit eme..."

Sasuke blinked before looking at Hinata, "Translation?"

Hinata tapped her fore fingers together, "He s-said Oh be q-quiet teme..."

Sasuke chuckled, "Of course he did..."

Naruto stood up and literally spat out the dirt in his mouth. He then dusted himself off and gave one of his genuine smiles. They didn't know his usual smiles were just a mask so they didn't think about it. All they know was that when he smiled, you couldn't help but smile too. They couldn't explain it and neither could anyone nearby.

Sasuke, who had started smirking at Naruto's smile, "Let's go dobe or we'll be late for class." Naruto glared slightly, "Stop calling me that teme..." THey headed inside with Hinata behind them, smiling at their bickering.

They finally arrived at their classroom and walked in. Immediately, Sasuke felt a wave of dread hit him and he shivered slightly. He looked around and noticed every girl was looking at him...He mentally screamed. Itachi had warned him about this and so had his father. The plague of the Uchiha clan...Fan-girls...

Naruto and Hinata glanced at each other before dragging the traumatized Sasuke to the only desk with all three seats open and set him in the middle. Hinata sat in the seat next to the aisle while Naruto took the one next to the window, creating an effective barrier. That didn't stop the girls from staring.

Sasuke went into the ultimate Fan-girl defense...The Uchiha Brooding mode*...He cupped his hads together, put them infront of his mouth and nose and inwardly wished that it worked...

Naruto say this of course and instantly started to snicker before whispering, "For once I'm glad I'm not in you're family, teme." Sasuke sent a sideways glare at Naruto before re-entering the Brooding mode.

*Outside the classroom*

Iruka sighed as he just stared at the door in front of him, 'I have the feeling my class is full of fan-girls...' He opened the door...and wanted to leave immediately...

He was correct. Fan-girl lined the the first row of the desks. He sighed and looked around mentally doing an attendance sheet.

'Kiba Inuzuka...Shino Aburame...Ino Yamanaka (fan-girl *sigh*)...Sakura Haruno (Another...)...Shikamaru Nara...Choji Akimichi..Hinata Hyuga..Sasuke Uchiha...Naruto Uzu-'

His train of thought derailed as he sent Naruto a hidden shocked look. He then did multiple backflips in his head, 'YES! FINALLY! THANK YOU KAMI!'

He had been hoping that he could teach him but his hopes were small. I mean what are the odds of him getting to teach Naruto?

Iruka got out of his mind and smiles, "Hello class. My name is Iruka Unimo and I'll be your sensei for the next four years."

He sat at his desk, "Why don't we introduce ourselves?"

He droned out as most of the fangirls introduced themselves including Ino and Sakura. His attention returned when Shikamaru was up...

Or he would be if he wasn't asleep already..."SHIKAMARU!"

Shikamaru jumped and then groaned, "Troublesome...I'm Shikamaru Nara. My future is to find a normal girl and marry, have kids and have a peacefull life..."

Everyone sweatdrops at that...

"I'm Choji Akimichi and my dream is to prove that we Akimichis are dangerous too!"

"I'm KIba Inuzuka and this is my dog, Akamaru " BARK! *And I'm going to be the most Badass ninja in this village!"

"i-i'm HInata h-hyuga and My dream is to gain confidence..."

"Sasuke Uchiha and My dream is to surpass my brother..."

"I'm Naruto Uzumaki and I'm going to be the next Hokage!"

Quite a few people snickered...

Iruka stood up, "Alright. Alright let's start the day off with basics of Chakra..."

*Later that day*

Naruto had spaced out while Iruka was giving a lesson on the village. Instead he was in a heated battle of shogi with Kyubi in his mind...

Check.

Iruka looked around, "Now who can tell me who the Hokage were and what their accomplishments were?" His glance went towards Naruto while everyone else looked at Sasuke. Sasuke was about to answer until...

"The First Hokage, Hashirama Senju is known for being the founder of Konaha and his wood style jutsu. He is also hailed as the Supreme shinobi. Tobirama Senju, The second, is the younger brother of the First and is known for his mastery of water. The Third, Hiruzen Sarutobi, known for training the Sannin and the former apprentice of the Second. He is also know as the God of Shinobi for his creation and understanding of jutsu. The Fourth hokage, Minato Namikaze, known as the Yellow flash and was apprenticed to Jiraiya of the Sannin. His contribution to the Third Great Ninja War and his creation of the Hiraishin and Rasengan earn him his spot as Hokage. He died saving the village from the Kyubi."

Everyone, except Iruka, turned there heads to Naruto, the one who answered. Even Sasuke and Hinata were surprised. And he wasn't even paying attention to the lesson!? He was still oblivious until he noticed the silence...he then realized what he said and looked around, "What?"

Sakura, the resident bookworm, pointed, "How..."

"You can't expect a future Hokage to not know what his predecessors accomplished.." SO everyone besides Iruka, who was inwardly beaming, Sasuke and Hinata, chalked it up to him just knowing that to achieve his silly goal.

Sasuke drown out Iruka as he resumed the lesson. He unrolled his scroll and kept doing that until he came to the part about the Fourth. It had a few pictures but the one that caught his eye was the one of him in his academy days.

He nudged Hinata and pointed to the picture. Her eyes widened.

They held the picture towards Naruto and compared it...Their eyes were now dish plates. It was the exact same thing. Besides the clothes and the spikiness of their hair, they were the same person! Same pose, same dull look in his face even the same Azul eyes...

They figured out the secret... Minato Namikaze was Naruto Uzumaki's father...

Checkmate Kit.

*Meanwhile At the entrance to Wave Country*

"So it's finally time?"

"Yessss. Remember... you are to sssspy on Gato and report any movementssss for the next four yearsss."

"And after that I'm free to go?"

"Yessss."

Kushina sighed as she swung her bag over her shoulder, "Whatever...I'll send you a scroll in about a week you snake..."


Fakhouri: SO that ends this chapter! Next chapter is already in the works in my mind so I hope you can wait! Also THe poll is still up on my profile! So far its...

Hinata 4 (not surprised..)

Ino 1

Tenten 1

Tayuya 0

Fakhouri: So if you want to add one to it please send me a message and I'll add it! IF you don't want to go to my profile just send me a message or send in a review with your vote! Remember once this closes I will not accept any more votes. SO hurry because I'm planning on closing it in March or April Depending on how far the story gets along! Until Next time

JA NE!