SEASON FIVE EPISODE THREE: PARAGON OF WIDSOM

(A/N: Hey so i couldnt us spell czech in this one becuase im too busy and it takes lots of time so just pretend the words are spelled correctly)

Sherlock and Cloud Strif adn Watson and Morgan Freeman took airplane and arrived in Japan and they saw the Great Wall Off China.

"Oh how are we going to get over the wall ITS IMPOSSYBLE" whined Morgan Freenam because he saw all the Chinees guards and he gave up.

Sherlock chucked, "Heh heh I know" and see a bunch of guards outside on patrol so he beat them up and stole unfiorms which he gave 2 errone and they fit perfect. The four of them went up to the guardpost and he said "OK u guys can come in" and they border crossed into China.

"Allright were inside China now we got to find crystal" siad Cloud but the guard realize they they were imposters and he scream piereced "HEY TOSE GUYS AREN"T ASIAN" and the soldiers came running 2 fight. Sherlock and his gang were scared and they ran away.

"OK I think we lose them." Watson said after far they away ran deep into China. "Got it then we shud find place to night spend" and he saw a building called Pagoda Hotel so they waked in.

Inside was a guy with a black belt and he said "Do you want to spend night here" and they said yeAh. Then was a TV on the corner said that Presdient Mao Tesdung said that Sherlock and friedns have infiltrated China and there army is searching for them for because China is Communist so they dont like people coming inside so Sherlock knew he better stay low 2 not get catch by the enemies.

"Hey dude u look like Sherlock" said the black belt inkepper so he used kung fu at Sherlock but he missed and slam Morgan Freeman who died immdeiatly. Sherlock pilled out his gun and said "We cna do this easy way or the hard way " and shoot inkeep and killed.

"Alright that problem taking care of now what do we do" Cloud yelled out loud. Sherlock repiled "OK the crystal probalby around here someplace" and then Adolf Hitler Clone came barging in the room. He said "HAHA stupid IT IS TOO LATE we have the the crystal already and we taking it to Russia u should just up give" he said and he left but dropped by accident a map.

"Oh not now we have to fight Hitlwr and what is this map" he picked it up and saw that the loctions of all the magic jewels were on it. The one they were looking for looked was in Manchuria which is in northern China near North Korea and Kim Jong On.

"Let's get moving" Sherlock said but Watson was scared bcause North Korea is evil place where they kill citizens with propganda so he told Sherlock "i have get bad feel about this. You really sure your ready?"

"I was bron ready"

They arrived at North Korea and saw that Sephiroth, the villanus ruler the of world, had assemble his Council of Eivil, which constised of Sepiroth, Kim Jong Un, Mao Zetung, Clone Hitler, and Mit Romeny. They were at Kim Joing Unn's house playing video games and watching youtube videos.

"SURENDER YOUR WROLD" Sherlock screamfully boom and he walk inside and grab the jewel. Then Mitt Ronmey saw him and started shooting but Sherlock dodged like in Arnolad Shwagzenegar movies. Then Sherlock threw his poke balls and caught Mitt Romney so he was trapped.

"We cna use him as ransom" he murtted. But then Mao Zednog basement came out because he wanted more foodbut he saw Sherlock.

AAAAH THE GOOD GUYS ARE ATTACKING" he saying while grabbed food and run for cover. But Watson stuck out his foot and he tripped and fell down and died.

Sephiroth and Clone Hitler were downstars when they heard loud thud of Mao dying and they said "HEY WATS THAT NOOSE" and all of the evil dudes went upstairs except Kim Jong Oon cause he was distracted watching Gagnam Style (HAH GET IT BECAEUS KIMJONG IS KOREAN GUY AND SO IS GANGAM FROM KROEA). "party's ovr" said Morgan Freeman and he grabbed the crystal from off the table and the four of them left before Sephiroth and his buds could do anyhting.

"GRAOOOOR YOUL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THUS" Sephiroth babbled but Clone Hitelr said hey I found a peace of Sherlock's hair. Seph said "Hey have evil plan we can use hair to clone Sherlock and create someone as smart him as under us command."

Kim Jong Un pipped up "Yeah and I'll use my propaganda 2 make him evil."

Spehiroth used the science he stole from Germany to create Evil Sherlock who's gonna be a big antagnoist in the next episode.