Title:Love in the Time of Cavemen
Author:PenisControl
Beta:Neighpony
Rating:M
Pairings:Top!Caveman!Harry/Bottom!Caveman!Draco. Side of Ron/Hermione, mentions of Lucius/Narcissa and Pansy/Blaise.
Warning:This is not historically, politically or literarily correct. This is SLASH also. Look out for excessive use of the word 'manstick'.
Disclaimer:I don't own any of the characters. Unless I spell their names differently. -shifty eyes-
Summary:Chronicling the gay adventures of the first two Cavemen to ever think of putting their manstick in anything other than a Cavewoman. Harry/Draco AU.

Warnings for this chapter: Mildly dramatic Triceratops themes, blowjob for Drago and handjob for Haggy.

A/N:Did you know a Triceratops could easily kill a T-Rex? I know THAT from grade 2. Ah, primary school.

Chapter 6: His Cavemate

Drago waited all day the next day for Haggy to come back from hunting so he could tell him all about Paggy and that they would have their own Cavechild after all. Haggy was such a great hunter that their Cavechild would never go hungry and he knew Haggy would make a great Cavefather as well. Haggy might even like it better because it would have dark hair like Haggy. All of Paggy's little Cavepeople had dark hair, so there was no doubt the new Cavebaby would have dark hair as well.

Naggigga and Snag spent the day in the corner of the cave making noises, so Drago left them to their noise-making and went to check out the cave he had in mind for Haggy and him.

It was a little ways into the forest so Drago had to walk a while to find it. It was cave 3c. He'd already walked past cave 3a when he heard a large roar and the felt the earth shake with the footsteps of what, no doubt, was a very large dinosaur. The shaking grew and Drago ran as fast as he could to find cave 3c to hide. Just as cave 3b came into view, the dinosaur (an angry Triceratops) came barging around the corner of a tree, right at Drago!

Drago tripped on a tree root and screamed in terror as the Triceratops came straight at him! At that moment, Haggy dropped from a tree above and landed on top of the beast. Gon ran in from the side and threw a spear at it's hide but the thing still kept coming! Haggy thudded it with his club on the head until finally, FINALLY, it fell down with a wail. It came to a stop a few paces from Drago and Haggy jumped off and beat his chest in triumph. Gon stabbed it with his spear a few times for good measure.

Drago was still on the ground. He was so frightened he couldn't move. Haggy saw him and came over to help him up. He crushed Drago against him and put their heads together so he could put his tongue in Drago's foodhole. Drago clung to Haggy and licked Haggy's tongue with his own. It felt very good, but Haggy soon let go and walked back to Gon and started dragging the Triceratops away.

Drago tried to call out to Haggy, but he couldn't make a sound. Haggy had just saved him! And made him feel good as well. Drago knew now that Haggy, and only Haggy, would ever be his Cavemate.

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Haggy and Gon collected a lot of dinosaur meat that day for the big ceremony. Haggy had killed even more dinosaurs after his encounter with Drago. Drago made him feel good inside.

When Haggy and Gon returned home, Heggony had gotten many furs and had also gone around to all the caves to tell them about the ceremony and that they were invited. Minus those awful slobs that had brought Haggy up. All that was left to do was for Haggy to actually ASK Drago to be his Cavemate. Haggy was very nervous. He went over the pile of furs and picked out a very nice and unusual light-coloured loincloth to offer to Drago as a sign of their coming together. If Drago accepted the loincloth, Drago would come to the ceremony wearing it and they would dance around the fire when the sun went down and would thus be Cavemates. Then Haggy would take Drago to a cave and put his manstick in him. This Haggy was looking forward to very much.

He left cave 7b and went to Drago and Naggigga's cave. Haggy banged his club against the outside and waited. Snag came out and looked at him. "Snag." Haggy growled. Haggy had never liked Snag. Especially since he was the one that had killed Duggdore properly after the infection from Voggymog's bite got too bad to live on.

Snag raised his eyebrow at him. "Voo," He drawled. "Wog?"

Haggy ignored the first part. "Drago?" He demanded and tried to look past Snag.

Snag went back inside the cave and a little while later Drago came out. He smiled when he saw Haggy and put his tongue in Haggy's foodhole. "Haggy?" Drago asked.

Haggy fidgeted and took the loincloth from behind his back and presented it to Drago. Drago jumped around excitedly. He ran back into his cave and came out with a soft dark loincloth for Haggy and offered it to him. Haggy grinned at Drago and took it. He pushed Drago against the outside wall of his cave and knelt down on his knees. He wanted to express his happiness to Drago by swallowing his manseed. He knew Drago wanted him to do it, so he would. Drago had just accepted to be his Cavemate! Haggy threw off Drago's loincloth and put his manstick in his foodhole. It was hard in his foodhole and he sucked and licked at it, careful not to bite down, until Drago moaned and his manseed came out. Haggy tried not to get it on his tongue and swallowed it. He stood up and Drago smiled at him. Before long Haggy's manseed was spilling into Drago's hand and they fell against each other panting.

"Drago," Haggy whispered and touched Drago's face.

Drago put his tongue in Haggy's foodhole one last time before wriggling away and going back into his cave.

Haggy knew Drago had to leave or he would've been very tempted to put his manstick in him, which couldn't happen before the ceremony. Harry walked back to his cave.

Tbc

A/N2: W00T! Cavemate celebration is up next! Stay tuned!