A/N: I'm Baaack! And Baby I look good! XD haha, onward to Sakura's story!
Disclaimer: Unless I convince my pink Unicorn Pablo to get off his lazy ass (seriously! NOT COOL PABLO!) and kidnap the owner of Naruto and have him torture the guy (that Unicorn can use rainbows in ways you don't even WANT to know!) into giving me 'Naruto'….I still don't own it…..
Holy SHIT! What?! How?! Space! Bubble! Intruder! Perimeter breeched! This is not a drill!
My brain was short circuiting. I looked at Pein with a shell shocked expression; focusing solely on the fact his very (admittedly glorious) terrifying face was mere inches from mine.
Finally ripping my eyes from his face I looked around frantically. The rest of the Akatsuki was there, in their uniforms with their signature touches.
They would be no help of course; the faces I could see were all smirking.
Locking eyes with Decesean I tried to will her to find a way to help.
She must have got my message because her deceptively innocent looking face twisted with her usual mischief.
"Oh my Jashin! Who the HELL would put Pin-Up pictures of Sakura in the boys bathroom!?" She had turned toward the hallway that lead toward the restrooms and had grabbed a random freshman to make it look like they were gossiping.
'Well…I'm doomed….there's no way that would work….'
As soon as I thought that every single one of the Akatsuki perked up looking down the hallway; distracted. That included my captor.
Decesean darted forward and latched onto my arm and dragged me- quite painfully I might add, my hair had got caught in Pein's buttons!- into my designated class room before slamming the door shut and locking it with gusto.
We both leaned against the door breathing heavily; Jaida from the excitement, me from terror and shock.
The class was had frozen and was looking at us. Naruto and Sasuke had frozen right in the middle of a tussle. It left them in an…..interesting position.
Hesitantly I leaned around Decesean, my face probably set in a comical expression of worry/anxiousness/horror/suspense. I peeked out the sliver of glass that let you see out into the hallway and shrieked when I saw the Akatsuki with their faces pressed up against the glass.
"HOLY MOTHER OF JASHIN!" I shrieked, flying backward and tripping over someone's foot…..I think.
Even Jaida looked semi-disturbed. She really must have been truly unnerved because she darted over to Kakashi's desk and grabbed masking tape.
"What in Jashin's red Hell are you doing?" I asked from my place where I had landed on someone- who had yet to argue or complain surprisingly.
Decesean rolled her eyes and pulled the tape that made a somewhat eerily loud sound –like in horror movies everything makes really loud noise that freaks you the crap out even though it's just like….tape…-and started taping up the glass…..and around all the edges…..
After she was done the door now resembled…well….a square….mummy…..
Decesean stood back from her work with her hand on her hips and nodded in satisfaction.
"Done and done!" She wiped her hands together like someone would after doing something dirty and turned around. Then she stopped and looked at me inquisitively.
"Erhm….Sakura? Who are you sitting on?"
I looked at her blinking then I remembered I HAD landed on someone.
Turning around rather awkwardly I was met with the face of Shikamaru Nara….I had been lounging comfortably on his stomach and…he had fallen asleep….
With my inner squealing loudly about his very hard abdominal muscles I poked his chest hesitantly. Maybe I squished the life out of him.
"Nara-san? Naaaaaaaraaaaaa-saaaaaaannnn!" I stage whispered, leaning forward gradually.
He twitched…that's about it. Well at least he was alive….maybe….that could have just been a muscle spasm.
Pursing my lips I flipped back my hair in thought. That's when a light bulb (being held up by Inner) lit in my brain.
Leaning close to him I propped my chin on my hands on his chest.
"Pineapple-san!" I chirped loudly, "Class is over! You're going to be late!"
His eyes fluttered open in alarm and then landed on my relaxed position.
"Huh?" he mumbled.
"Hi! Sorry Pineapple-san, I didn't know how else to get through to you!" I chirped again looking up at him. Hm…maybe I should be a bird….
Decesean was snickering in the background and I heard the telltale sound of a camera going off.
He looked at our position and seemed to turn a little red. Though I could understand that, I was laying on him, between his legs with my chin propped up on my hands which were pressed to his –very very attractive- chest.
"…Troublesome…" he furrowed his thin brows, "Why are you laying on me Sakura-san?"
He looked partially amused partially irritated.
"Why are you sleeping on the floor Pineapple-san?" I fired back grinning.
He raised an eyebrow, "Because something pink crashed into me so I took advantage of the time that was wasted…Pineapple-san?"
I nodded my chin brushing against the back of my top hand, "Your hair looks like a Pineapple so…..It worked."
My shoulders shrugged and I heard several people snort. Or…choke….with this crowd you never know.
The side of his lip raised in a lazy smirk, his eyes still half lidded in sleepiness. It should not be legal for someone to look this attractive after waking up.
"Then what should I call you according to your hair?"
I tapped my lip with my knuckle in mock thought.
"Hm….how about…. 'Mighty Overlord Sakura, Ruler of All Things'?"
"Ehm…."
"OR! 'Sexiest Woman on the Planet Who Can Bring Me to My Knees With a Single Glance'! I like that one….It has a nice ring doncha think?"
"Uhhmm…."
"Or you could be boring and unoriginal and just call me Pinky or something…."
"How about we stick to Sakura-san?"
I raised an eyebrow, "Has all your playfulness left you Pineapple-san?"
He grunted and sat up- causing me to throw my hands backward as to not receive a concussion from the floor- and shook his head slightly.
"Troublesome woman," he muttered.
"Hey!" I said loudly looking up at him slightly, "I resent that comment! I am not troublesome! I AM trouble! There's no 'some' about it!"
His lips tugged outward as he stood and I scooted around so I could face the class.
Everyone was staring at me like I was a nut job…..well…Decesean was snapping photos…..and Ino was practically foaming at the mouth but you get the picture.
"Ya know boys," I started, looking at Naruto and Sasuke who were STILL in their interesting position, "People will catch on to your secret love affair if you are this obvious in public…"
It was hilarious watching them scramble away from each other….and the Domino affect it had on everyone surrounding them.
Hmm…Domino….Dominos….Domino's! I need food now…..
"Deceseaaaaannn~ I need food…."
She looked at me and pointed to our bags…..they were sooooo far away. (Ok…like….5 feet away…)
"Get it! Please?...please?...No! Don't ignore me! No! Come back here!" I reached out toward her in mock tears.
She gave me an amused look and pushed me away with her boots.
"Erek!"
She gave me a look, "The hell was that?"
I paused…thought…..wiggled my nose…wiggled my rear on the floor- its cold- …scratched my cheek….. "I don't know honestly…."
Insert innocent smile.
Deceseanface palmed.
That's when we all turned to the window when we heard something akin to pained grunts coming from outside.
Then the window opened juuuuust a little bit and a gray spiky head came into sight. Then shoulders, then a waist, then hips, and finally Kakashi came tumbling out on to the floor panting.
Shaking his head back and forth as he righted himself he took in the class, the taped door, and the window space he had squeezed through, he waved a gloved hand.
"Yo…"
A/N: And that's a wrap! Did ya miss me?! Did ya!? I bet you didn't….but I missed you! I have a sunburn! The ONE day I go out to the market to grab some fruit cuz I ran out of animal crackers, I get burnt! DX But anyway, sorry for my delay….I have this new plot bunny (I know, I know, they need to like get in SOME sort of cohesive order) about a Supernatural OC and she will NOT leave me alone! So I'm trying to get HER developed and all and then the other stories I have and then my work and…its….been….crazy…..
