"So, do you feel any better?"

"Actually, yes."

"I've never seen you attack THAT viciously before!"

"Not like it did anything…all I did was inflict a few graze wounds. Sigh…"

"At least you're still stronger than our loser brother, even if, statistically speaking, you are the weakest of the sisters."

A small blue sphere emanates between the two sisters. It materializes into a humanoid shape that resembles their deceased sister, Lana. Immediately, Lynn tries to become sycophantic towards her, not knowing that Lana is smart enough to tell when it's false praise or genuine admiration.

"Lana?! I'm so sorry I accidently blew you up! I swear, I was only trying to scare you! Please don't haunt me! I'll even sacrifice Lincoln to appease you!"

Lana and Lucy just stare at her blankly.

"Wow. And I thought Lisa was the one who had problems…" Lana comments "No, I just came to check up on Lucy ever since the incident that YOU caused. By the way, your plan failed, he's still alive. But I dare you to try it again…I've been practicing the psychokinesis that I now possess as a ghost."

Lana edges close to Lynn, so close that if she moved just one millimeter closer, she could try and possess Lynn! But not this time, she just wants to tell her a promise.

"If you try to murder Lincoln again…then I WILL leave…forever. No amount of trying to tear open a hole in the supernatural plane by using Ouija boards will make me come back, not even if you need my guidance, advice or whatever. I could also kill you, but I'm trying to become more pacifistic, like our brother."

"Why would you waste your strength on pacifism?! You could beat anyone up who threatens you, you can defend yourself! I just don't understand why you won't take advantage of that?!" Lynn challenges

"He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."

"Friedrich Nietzsche…ah, I remember hearing about him at the Misery Mob." Lucy remembers

"Misery Mob?" Lynn asks

"It's an event where people go to loathe life. Mostly goths and emos attend, but everyone's welcome. Misery loves company, after all." Lucy clarifies

"Ok…moving on." Lana says, a little creeped out by Lucy's statement "So, how are you holding up, Lucy? Is your psyche still intact?"

"Yeah, I'm fine. But that little recluse isn't!"

"You mean Lisa? What did she do?"

"Destroy everything that made me happy."

"Even Edwin. She murdered him!"

"I didn't know it was possible to murder an inanimate object that isn't even alive but I know he was important to you."

"Yeah. I tried to beat her up but I barely did any damage! Lisa scoffed at me and said that it's not even worth it for her to fight me!"

"Hmm…Lisa does seem to be the least concerned with Lincoln, maybe he thought you would aid him and that this is a first strike?"

"Possibly. I wasn't even threatening her or Lynn, and yet, she still broke everything! Well, now I AM on team Lincoln. Tell Lisa her plan backfired."

"Well, I'll leave you two to talk it out, goodbye."

"Yeah, see you."

"Thanks…Lana."


Lana vanishes. The camera enters Lisa and Lily's room, where it stops dead in it's tracks upon seeing Lisa's new invention. It looks like a customized Proton Pack™ fused with the Poltergust 6000 from the Luigi's Mansion series.

"Ah yes, at last…it's complete. Lana…you will come back to us. You are the only one that can guide us out of our darkest hour. I can't let that light, the most precious thing in our past, present and future fade away. I must preserve it for all of us…but most of all…"

"For me."


The scene transitions to Lana watching TV in the living room. Ordinarily, the Louds would be freaked out that the TV is on with no one around, but the siblings know that it's just Lana. The parents, however, don't know that, but luckily, they're in their room, so there's no conflict. Lana is watching Cartoon Network (sacrilege, I know, but Lana is a cartoon connoisseur, so she doesn't just watch Nickelodeon all day) and is currently watching The Amazing World Of Gumball (one of the greatest cartoons ever made). She is watching episode 99 (or season 3, episode 23, if you prefer), The Mirror. Unbeknownst to our cute and cool fallen heroine, a sinister presence lurks betwixt the shadows of the Loud house, Armed with the most terrifying weapon of all, cleaning supplies!

"Mrs. Jotunheim, who is this Snatcher guy?"

Lana chides in a playful manner.

"A tsundere quasi-demon that forces you to sign contracts. He was once the prince of a long-forgotten kingdom that was turned into a shadowlike creature from his former love's animosity due to a misunderstanding, which manifested itself into dangerously unstable shadow magic that possessed everyone in the kingdom, as well as turning it into what is now known as the Subcon Forest. He also mimics the voice of aspiring rapper Luke Sizemore. He's actually a pretty nice guy."

"There once was a young man, a mortal man who fell in love with a beautiful ghost after seeing her in the mirror."

"Oh, wrong Snatcher." Lana responds, while listening to the rest of the episode

"All he wanted was to kiss her just once. In a forbidden book, he found an incantation. It allowed the living to touch a ghost. The price for this: a cursed life. Now, his spirit floats in limbo, trapped behind mirrors. Everyday day, he's becoming more lonely, more angry, looking for someone to take his place."

Suddenly, a famous tune begins to play. Lisa comes out of hiding with the invention she made strapped to her back. Lisa approaches Lana and tries to suck her up with the device!

"Why are you doing this, Lisa?!" Lana shouts at her

"I won't let the light guiding us burn out! I must preserve it! Even if it's till the end of time!"

Lana tries to fight off the device but it's too strong! Lana eventually succumbs to the device's power and gets captured. Lisa takes it back to her room.

"Lana, did you like my new invention? It's called the Aykroyd Containment Tank, or ACT, for short. I named it as such because this device is meant to capture ghosts, and one of the original ghostbusters was Dan Aykroyd, so the name stuck."

"Great now, LET. ME. OUT!" Lana shouts with all her might

"Sorry, I can't risk you escaping. But in the meanwhile, I'll let you out when I'm ready to let you go."

Lisa reclines in her chair and pulls out a book. It's title?

"The Spectrophiliacs Guide To Pleasure"