Ganondorf was pissed.

Like, really pissed.

This morning he woke up with a craving for some wicked, evil coffee. But when he went to the... uh... that small room that's like a living room, but connected to the kitchen, and not exactly a dining room, but people can sit and relax at. Yeah, I don't know the word for it. When he went to that room...

"Sorry, Ganondorf. We can't make coffee right now," Peach said. "Earlier, that dear Kirby inhaled many things in this room, some of it being the coffee grinder and our supply of coffee beans. Would you be a dear and go replenish our supply for me? Most others aren't awake yet."

After much complaining, he was sent by Peach to the nearest mall market store thing whatever to the mansion. The name of the place? No, I don't know. It's probably not Walmart, since that'd almost be like I'm just copying a certain amazing author's story.

He spent... no, he wasted some minutes of his life, searching for the wicked, evil coffee products he desired.

But there were none.

"Sorry, dear customer. Priorly, an enormous blue penguin royalty stormed into the store and had his small minions buy almost everything. That included all our coffee products. Perhaps you could return another day..."

After more complaining, Ganondorf left the unnamed mall shop store thing and went home.

He went to question that fat bastard King Dedede. Actually, 'king'? What a joke.

"Ah, sorry chumps. I was attacked by that garlic fetishist and he stole all my products that I had my Waddle Dee's and Waddle Doo's buy... can you go get them back for me? I promise I'll share them with ya!"

After several more grunting about how incompetent everyone were, he decided to head to Wario's room.

"Ah, hey. I'm-a making all these coffee for future plans of-a drugs and... uh... I mean, drinks. Good ol' drinks, nothing-a wrong. Would you be my test-a subject?"

"..."

I'll just drink water, he thought and left.