This chapter is dedicated to Runescape- Alex. I wish somebody loved me like you love *L* Okay, guys.. you know how this is a sporting school, well... I'm gonna cut down on the basketball stuff, just a little bit, cause I don't actually want to write it, and some of you probably don't want to read it. :D And I have been debating with myself, whether I should do it or not, and because you're lucky... wait, just read.
Oh, shit. I thought to myself. Because he was going to come out. Naked.
'Emmett!' Edward growled with the door still closed. 'Give me back my fucking clothes!'
'If you want them so badly, come and get them.' Emmett said- is his now, too familiar girly voice. Then we heard a lot of rattling coming from inside the bathroom. Edward was apparently, looking for anything, anything to cover up, his, 'manly bits'.
'I'm coming out now, if you dare to anything... unacceptable, I will, you hear me, will, report this to somebody.' Edward said wearily.
And then the door flung open, and Edward, was wearing...
My eyes nearly bulged out of their sockets when I noticed that Edward was wearing a bright yellow top which said 'you're the idiot' and grey skinny jeans.
'Read my top' Edward said with the biggest smile on his face.
'What the hell Edward!? How. What. Who. When.' Emmett asked, severely pissed off, and shocked.
'You did this last year too,' he said recalling the memory 'in front of Dean. I still think it's your fault he turned gay and left the school.' Edward tsked. 'And remember what I said afterwards.'
'That you would never fall for it again.' Jasper said whispered, mildly disappointed.
'Exactly, MUAHAHAHA!' Edward cackled, like The Count from Sesame Street. A little freakishly if you asked me.
And for minutes we sat there, not speaking, not moving, just staring at Edward with blanked out faces, while Edward leaned back against his head rest pulled open a book and started jotting down some notes.
If you want the other ending, you'll have to wait.
'Well,' Jasper said finally breaking the silence. 'We have homework to do.' And he pulled out his books and started working.
Ugh. I thought to myself. I had English, maths, science and geography homework. It wasn't that much from each subject, but if I put it all together, it was a lot. For English I had to read 'A Midsummer's Night Dream, something I had already done, so I pushed that aside. I had a page full of maths questions that went from easy - hard, so I did the last 7 and then turned to BOB for the first 3, I had already done this stuff, so I wasn't going to fail.
'What are you doing Balin?' Jasper asked as I flicked to the back of the book.
'I'm just getting the answers from BOB.' I answered back. I had noticed that Emmett was nowhere to be seen, and then I heard water rushing down.
'Who's Bob?' Edward asked as he closed his geography text book and moved on to his Midsummer's Night Dream copy.
'BOB, Back of Book? You haven't heard of BOB?' I asked amazed.
'Balin, we don't have BOB's. The teachers remove them.' Jasper replied. And sure enough, I flicked to the back of the book, and there were 12 pages covered with black sticky paper.
'Ugh.' I said as I went back and finished those 3 questions.
After about 20 minutes, I checked over all my homework, and placed it away, grabbed my laptop and sat on my bed.
Emmett looked at me, 'What are you doing?'
'I have to ask my mum to get me something suitable. A suit or whatever.' I said in reply.
'Ahh, that reminds me. Jazz, I'm using your phone to call dad and ask to drop off out weirdo suits.' Emmett half screamed.
'Okay!' I heard Jasper scream from the bathroom.
'Hey Dad. You know...oh you do.... you're gonna come on the weekend?... okay... cool. Thanks dad... See you this weekend.' Emmett said into the phone.
It quickly turned on my laptop, and in a few seconds I was reading over my, only, email.
Balin, My Mum Wrote,
How is school? How is basketball? Are people playing rough? Are people being nice to you? Do you have any friends? Do you need anything from me?
I have to go to sleep,
Love, Renee.
I looked at the time. It was sent, 1.21, in the morning. Wow, she was dedicated. I clicked the reply button.
Hey Mum,
School is good, I have nice teachers, and we are getting lots of homework. Basketball is fun, people here are really good. I decided to skip the 'are people playing rough' question, because I knew she would drive up here, put me in the back of her car, and then keep me hostage in our house forever, and ever. People are awesomely nice. Yeah, I have heaps of friends; they are all really friendly and everything. And I do need something from you. I need a suit. You can just give me one of Phil's... or something suitable to wear, make sure it's a big one, and make sure it's a thick top that you can't see through...
Thanks Mum, Love You, Balin.
I then shut my laptop and stood up for stretch.
'As I walk through the valley of death...' Edward said loud enough for everyone to hear.
'I shall fear nothing but Edward's fugly face.' I replied with a English accent. And without even thinking. A cape of crimson red rushed over my face. 'Edward... I'm- so...' But Emmett cut me off.
'Aww, man! You just got burned! That was brilliant Balin! Brilliant!' Emmett said as he got off his bed and went for a high five. 'Oh My God, Jazz you missed the funniest thing.'
'What'd I miss!' Jasper said as he rushed out of the bathroom, with his top covering his face. He ran straight into the wall opposite. He hit his head on the wall and fell back. Jasper stood up, not harmed and pulled his shirt down. He rubbed his head. 'What'd I miss?' He asked again.
'Thanks, Balin.' Edward said with a bloody good death stare, and he exited the room. 'I'm going to get dinner.' He said from the other side of the door.
'Let's go with him.' Jasper and Emmett said.
'I'll be down soon, just gonna have a quick shower. Please tell Edward, I didn't mean, it just slipped out.'
'Yeah, whatever, it was still funny shit.' Emmett said as they exited the room. I waited until I heard the elevator doors close, then quickly grabbed my stuff.
I had a quick shower. And I was all dry and out of the bathroom in 4 minutes. I noticed Edward had left open his notebook, and curiosity took the better of me.
I flipped open to the first entry. And in his elegant writing, it said-
The best place to cry, is in the rain, that way the drops all wash away.
I flicked to the middle of the book, it read-
I'd rather die than live without you.
Then I flicked to the most recent entry-
If kisses were water, I'd give you the sea. If hugs were the leaves, I'd give you an orchid. If love was time, I'd give you eternity.
Wow. This boy was deep.
Here is the part you have either skipped down to... or just wanted to read at the end...
Edward was wearing a shower cap, down there, as well as one of my bandages, that he had securely wrapped around his waist, to make a small covering piece. He looked like Adam of the New Century. And as I watched him go to his bed, he was carefully, making sure that no-one would see anything, and that no-one would come up and slap his ass. I could faintly hear Jasper and Emmett loud laughter that was echoing in the room. He quickly grabbed a t-shirt off his bed, and a pair of boxers and ran back into the bathroom.
I JUST COULDN'T RESIST!
