Charliie: OK, first off I'd like to point out that I'm completely not prepared for this chapter. Second, I'm probably going to be talking a lot more. o.O Third, questions to Roxas may be a little delayed.
Axel: To say the least.. -prods KO'd Roxas-
To Roxas: Would go on a date with me?
Axel: Now, surely...
Vexen: I'm sure he would.. if he was awake.
Charliie: I'll have to get back to you with that one... hopefully he'll wake up later.
To Demyx: Earlier Larxene said you had to be evil to be part of the organization but you're not evil so how are you part of the organization?
Demyx: Yay! I got a question for the first time since...
Axel: Since the mullet question?
Demyx: Since the mullet question!
Xemnas: Demyx is very cruel, really. I happen to know that Charliie dented her PS2 controller in anger while trying to beat him.
Charliie: ..Yeah, but... now I'm level 99 and I've beaten Sephiroth and...
Roxas: She's like a little kid.
Charliie: -takes out fly swatter- WhAt DiD yOu SaY?
Axel: Yeah, watch you cower, Roxas! You're scared of that little kid!
Charliie: I'm not a little kid! -hits Axel-
To
Lexaeus: How does it fell to have fangirls and not even know it? To
Everyone but Lexaeus: Yes, he has fangirls, I'm one of them.
Lexaeus: Well, er, that makes a change from..
Larxene: From what?
Axel: Thinking you had absolutely nil fangirls?
Lexaeus: ..Well, yes.
Marly: Aw, Lexaeus has had fangirls for ages because he's known me for ages.
Lexaeus: Oh, bloody hell... can I go now?
Charliie: No. There's still at least a couple more chapters of torture for you guys left in me.
Axel: Why don't you go run off with your fangirl?
Lexaeus: I hope you don't mean Marly..
Axel: Well, no, I thought Marly belonged to me a while ago..
Roxas + Demyx: THEY ARE MARRIED! IT'S TRUE!
To Roxas: Would go on a date with me?
Roxas: Oh, well, erm, yeah, OK..
Axel: o.O
To Saix: Has anyone ever called you Sailor Moon?
Saix: ..
Roxas: Well, I think someone's broken the record for most random question in history.
Charliie: In history of what? This interview? Pfft, this will never be history, it will never get old and will fly through the generations!
All: Tch, you wish.
To Everyone: Let's just say my sister refers to you guys as Sailor Moon characters. What would you do to her?
Larxene: ..What the heck is Sailor Moon?
Demyx: I'm finding it hard to believe you've never heard of it.
Luxord: That depends on what characters we're all referred to as.
Roxas: Axel, what are you doing? Is that a voodoo doll?
Axel: ...No.
Charliie: Axel! - slaps with swatter- Stop plotting to torture my readers like I'm torturing you!
To Zexy: (from Zexy-Tamer) I don't care where our date is, as long as I get to spend time with you!
Zexy: ...-blushes-
Lexaeus: Blushing AGAIN? Whoa, someone's in love.
-...-
Roxas: Charliie, your answers are shrinking.
Xemnas: Yes, they only seem to be of a maximum four lines ocassionally.
Charliie: ...What did I say right at the very beginning of this chapter? I'm NOT ready.
Axel: Then why are you doing it? Because you're just dying to spend time with me?
Charliie: ...-knocks to floor with swatter-
To All: Do any of you guys like Riku?
Charliie: I do!
Lexaeus: ..I think they meant us.
Charliie: ..
Larxene: Ohmigod, Lexaeus spoke! Again! WITHOUT Zexy!
Lexaeus: ..
Demyx: Y'know, there's a little of a detour here, Charliie..
Axel: Yeah, you haven't done that in a while and there's loads in this chapter.
Charliie: I'm not prepared. I'm all over the place, it's early in the morning. TT
Demyx: Hey, what name could we give Charliie!?
Axel: Oh, yeah!
Larxene: Well, we chose all the others, so...
Demyx: READERS! What do you think? A nickname for Charliie!? The best one will get picked, and she promises she won't pick the one which is the least embarassing!
Charliie: Well, yeah.. I think I've embarassed myself enough already with this damned never-ending interview, so it doesn't really matter... well, suggestions? -plans funeral-
