Charliie: OK, first off I'd like to point out that I'm completely not prepared for this chapter. Second, I'm probably going to be talking a lot more. o.O Third, questions to Roxas may be a little delayed.

Axel: To say the least.. -prods KO'd Roxas-

To Roxas: Would go on a date with me?

Axel: Now, surely...

Vexen: I'm sure he would.. if he was awake.

Charliie: I'll have to get back to you with that one... hopefully he'll wake up later.

To Demyx: Earlier Larxene said you had to be evil to be part of the organization but you're not evil so how are you part of the organization?

Demyx: Yay! I got a question for the first time since...

Axel: Since the mullet question?

Demyx: Since the mullet question!

Xemnas: Demyx is very cruel, really. I happen to know that Charliie dented her PS2 controller in anger while trying to beat him.

Charliie: ..Yeah, but... now I'm level 99 and I've beaten Sephiroth and...

Roxas: She's like a little kid.

Charliie: -takes out fly swatter- WhAt DiD yOu SaY?

Axel: Yeah, watch you cower, Roxas! You're scared of that little kid!

Charliie: I'm not a little kid! -hits Axel-

To Lexaeus: How does it fell to have fangirls and not even know it?

To Everyone but Lexaeus: Yes, he has fangirls, I'm one of them.

Lexaeus: Well, er, that makes a change from..

Larxene: From what?

Axel: Thinking you had absolutely nil fangirls?

Lexaeus: ..Well, yes.

Marly: Aw, Lexaeus has had fangirls for ages because he's known me for ages.

Lexaeus: Oh, bloody hell... can I go now?

Charliie: No. There's still at least a couple more chapters of torture for you guys left in me.

Axel: Why don't you go run off with your fangirl?

Lexaeus: I hope you don't mean Marly..

Axel: Well, no, I thought Marly belonged to me a while ago..

Roxas + Demyx: THEY ARE MARRIED! IT'S TRUE!

To Roxas: Would go on a date with me?

Roxas: Oh, well, erm, yeah, OK..

Axel: o.O

To Saix: Has anyone ever called you Sailor Moon?

Saix: ..

Roxas: Well, I think someone's broken the record for most random question in history.

Charliie: In history of what? This interview? Pfft, this will never be history, it will never get old and will fly through the generations!

All: Tch, you wish.

To Everyone: Let's just say my sister refers to you guys as Sailor Moon characters. What would you do to her?

Larxene: ..What the heck is Sailor Moon?

Demyx: I'm finding it hard to believe you've never heard of it.

Luxord: That depends on what characters we're all referred to as.

Roxas: Axel, what are you doing? Is that a voodoo doll?

Axel: ...No.

Charliie: Axel! - slaps with swatter- Stop plotting to torture my readers like I'm torturing you!

To Zexy: (from Zexy-Tamer) I don't care where our date is, as long as I get to spend time with you!

Zexy: ...-blushes-

Lexaeus: Blushing AGAIN? Whoa, someone's in love.

-...-

Roxas: Charliie, your answers are shrinking.

Xemnas: Yes, they only seem to be of a maximum four lines ocassionally.

Charliie: ...What did I say right at the very beginning of this chapter? I'm NOT ready.

Axel: Then why are you doing it? Because you're just dying to spend time with me?

Charliie: ...-knocks to floor with swatter-

To All: Do any of you guys like Riku?

Charliie: I do!

Lexaeus: ..I think they meant us.

Charliie: ..

Larxene: Ohmigod, Lexaeus spoke! Again! WITHOUT Zexy!

Lexaeus: ..

Demyx: Y'know, there's a little of a detour here, Charliie..

Axel: Yeah, you haven't done that in a while and there's loads in this chapter.

Charliie: I'm not prepared. I'm all over the place, it's early in the morning. TT

Demyx: Hey, what name could we give Charliie!?

Axel: Oh, yeah!

Larxene: Well, we chose all the others, so...

Demyx: READERS! What do you think? A nickname for Charliie!? The best one will get picked, and she promises she won't pick the one which is the least embarassing!

Charliie: Well, yeah.. I think I've embarassed myself enough already with this damned never-ending interview, so it doesn't really matter... well, suggestions? -plans funeral-