Jess: Hello and welcome to Bonus Story time :D

Fay: This has nothing to do with the main story (it's a bonus…) so if you choose not to read it that's fine.

Jess: I'll go ahead and write it now…Kyoya fans, please don't kill us T.T Like we've said before, we really love him, he's just so fun to pick on!

Fay: heh…so Kyoya fans, you've been forewarned C:

Jess: also, this story takes place after about three months or more then where we are in the main story. So we're pretty good friends with all the Hosts.

Bonus #1: Kyoya's Little Black Book

One peaceful fall day after the Host Club was finished; Jess and Fay decided they'd go hang out with them for awhile. Everyone sat around a large table and drank tea, along with a few of them eating cake.

"Excuse me. I have business to finish." Kyoya said, standing up from the table, taking his little black book with him.

"What's so important about that book anyway?" Jess asked the remaining people sitting at the table.

"We're not really sure. He claims it's to help keep track of all our Hosting." Tamaki said, rapping his fingers on the table. A light bulb popped over both Fay and Jess's head. Tamaki's came a bit delayed.

"Let's find out!" The three of them yelled, heroically placing their feet on the table in front of them.

"Please don't dirty the tables anymore than they already are." Kyoya muttered walking back past them. Everyone froze as he picked up his cup and walked back over to his "business" spot. And so… The Committee Of Finding Out What Is Inside Kyoya's Little Black Book was formed… (Of everyone but Kyoya)

PLAN #1

"Alright guys, you ready?" Jess and Fay asked in unison.

"Yeah!" Tama yelled excitedly.

"Let's do this!" Hikaru and Kaoru nodded, high fiving each other.

"Okay, but hurry it up…" Haruhi muttered, mad she got sucked into this in the first place.

"Yay! Secrets!" Hunny squealed, jumping up and down.

"…" Mori stayed silent with a blank expression.

"Awright! Let's get this party started!" Fay yelled jumping up to her feet.

"Yeah!" Jess agreed, standing up. The Host Club sat on the floor silently and tilted their heads.

"What do you mean?" Tama asked with wide eyes.

"What party? I thought after this I was done." Haruhi asked.

"There's a party?! We're invited, right?" Hikaru and Kaoru questioned.

"Will there be cake?!"

"…"

"No! No, it's an expression! We say it in Ameri-oh never mind." Jess grouched, crossing her arms.

"You American's say some pretty weird stuff…" Everyone in the Host Club mumbled.

"Thanks." Fay and Jess muttered, glaring at them with vacant eyes. Beside them Hunny gasped, breaking their gaze.

"Here he comes!" Hunny whispered, putting his hands on his cheeks and making a surprised face.

"Awright men! Move out!" Fay whisper yelled, army crawling on the floor, Jess close behind.

"Yes!" The Host Club whispered back and followed. They didn't understand much of what Fay just said, but they decided to go with it.

~5 Minutes Later~

"I can't believe it!" Tamaki groaned, slumping against a wall.

"All that for nothing!" Hikaru complained, leaning against Kaoru.

"I know right?" Fay asked.

"What a waste of my time…" Jess muttered, hitting her head repeatedly against a table.

"Oh well! We won't give up!" Fay and Tama yelled together.

"They're scary alike…"Jess said under her breath.

Plan #2

"Alright!" Jess and Fay said together. "We'll get it this time!"

"Operation 2! The Committee Of Finding Out What Is Inside Kyoya's Little Black Book will now go!" Tamaki yelled in a determined voice.

With that, the team members went off again.

"Target insight!" Fay whispered to Jess. Jess nodded and watched silently as Kyoya put down his book to go to the bathroom.

"Agent Tamaki! *phhsh*" Fay said, talking to her hand and making sounds like it was a walkie-talkie. "Target is in the bathroom! *phhsh* I repeat! Target is in the restroom! Go! Go! Go! Move out!" Fay yelled, dragging Jess out from behind a huge fern plant she had used as a hiding place.

"ow…Ow….oww!" Jess complained with her arms crossed, tired of being drug everywhere.

"Almost there!" Fay said. Tamaki and the rest of the Host Club followed in close behind. Fay reached out to grab the book and-

"What are you guys doing?" Kyoya asked, coming back from the restroom, wiping his hands with a towel.

"Dah…Duh…Deh…" Fay fumbled to find an excuse.

"Bathroom!" Jess yelled, jumping up. "I mean, we were all trying to figure out where the bathroom was! I guess we found it!" Jess laughed uneasily, trying to hide the fact they had the book. "C'mon guys, let's go-"

"not so fast…I'd like to have my book back please…" Kyoya demanded, holding out his hand.

"Wh-What book?! I ain't got no book!" Fay yelled, her hands hidden behind her back.

"Ain't? That ain't a-wait! Gah!" Kyoya yelled, turning his face from scary…to more scary…in a matter of seconds.

"Run!" Fay yelled as her and Jess ran screaming. Fay cursed as she felt the book slide from her hands. She looked over her shoulder to see Kyoya smiling with it in his palm. She glared daggers and him and ran back to the hideout with everyone else.

"Dangit…" Jess muttered to herself, resting her head on her knees.

"Operation 3! The Committee Of- Mphh…" Tamaki tried to say before being silenced by tape due to Hikaru and Kaoru.

"That names to long to say over and over again Tamaki." Kaoru pointed out.

"Beside, I'm getting a headache listening to you…" Hikaru muttered, rubbing his temples.

Plan #3

"Well what now?" Tamaki asked questionably.

"Yeah!" Hikaru and Kaoru agreed in unison. Jess and Fay sat thinking, trying to figure out another good plan.

"Oh! I know!" Fay yelled thinking of a great (?) idea.

"Me to!" Jess yelled back, thinking of the same scary thought as Fay.

"How about what put Nyquil in his tea!? That'll knock'em out!" Both girls yelled, clasping their hands together.

"Right." Tama, Hikaru, and Kaoru all nodded together, not thinking of the consequences.

"Can I go home now?" Haruhi asked in a bored tone. "I have laundry to do, plus there's a sale at the supermarket. I also don't want to be charged with murder…" She muttered under her breath.

"I want cake! I'm hungry…" Hunny pouted, holding his empty stomach.

"…" Mori stared silently.

"Hunny…How do you not have any cavities? You eat so much sweet stuff…" Jess inquired.

"Shhhsh!" Tama shushed her while holding up a finger to his mouth. "Bad memories. Don't go there." Hunny's eyes began to well up with tears, remembering the horrible time he had without sweets.

"Ahh! Aww…uhm…I-I'm sorry Hunny! I didn't mean to…oh…go on. Do whatever." Jess muttered, giving up. "Whoever wants to back out can. You're dead weight anyway… But we won't share our secrets mind you!" Jess finished with a huff.

"Right." Fay, Tama, and the twins all nodded. Haruhi shrugged and got up from his sitting position. Hunny smiled and held Usa-chan tightly. Mori silently followed Hunny out of the room, while Haruhi gathered his things to make his leave.

"So…" Hikaru sighed. "That leaves me, Kaoru, Tamaki, and you two."

"Mmhmm." Jess and Fay nodded. "Alright, forget them. Back to our plans!" They both finished defiantly, determined to find out what was inside that little…black…book.

Plan #3…again

"Awright!" Fay said. "We're ready. You don't think we'll OD him, do you Jess?"

"Nah." Jess shrugged. "He IS the devil after all." Tamaki gasped.

"That's mean Jess!"

"Pshsha. Seems true to us." The twins said, looking at each other and shrugging.

"Awright guys! Ready to go in?!" Fay yelled as quietly as she could. Everyone surrounding her nodded and glanced over at the enemy. Kyoya was sitting down, looking at a brochure. His book was in his lap with one hand over it. His tea was the only thing sitting in front of the small table in front of him.

"Okay, now Jess, Kaoru, you guys distract him." Fay ordered.

"Right." Jess and Kaoru answered clenching their fists together.

"Tama, Hikaru and I will put in the sleepy juice." Fay laughed evilly.

"Why does it take three of you to pour medicine into tea?" Kaoru asked, his arms crossed.

"I-It just does okay?!" Fay snapped back. Jess and Kaoru exchanged glances and shrugged, mentally thinking Fay's an idiot.

"Awright! Operation Mission 3! Commence! Dive! Dive! Dive!" Fay screamed, pushing Jess and Kaoru out from behind the fern. Both muffled their gasps of surprise as Kyoya put down his brochure to glare at them.

"Eh…K-Kyoya?" Jess asked nervously, fidgeting with her hair.

"What do you two want." Kyoya stated rather than asked. He pushed up his glasses as the light above reflected off of them.

"We –uh- just wanted to…" Kaoru started not knowing how to finish.

"were just wondering where the nearest –uh- b-bathroom! Yeah, bathroom was!" Jess finished quickly, receiving weird glances from everyone in the room. Fay and Hikaru face palmed, knowing that was the most stupidest thing to say…ever.

……………….. ← (time passing by…silence)

Kyoya sighed, not knowing what to think.

"Honestly you two… You're getting as bad as Tamaki… C'mon." He said, standing up. He left with the book, taking Jess and Kaoru at of the room.

"Did he just insult me?" Tamaki pouted with wide eyes. Fay and Hikaru ignored him.

"Now's our chance men!" Fay yelled running out from the fern and motioning for Hika and Tama to follow. Tama ran out defiantly but tripped, reaching out to Hikaru for support.

"Ack!" Hikaru yelled as he hit the ground. "Get offa my leg!" He pushed the fallen Tama off of him and stood up.

"Quit goofing off you to!" Fay sighed, actually being serious. She made her way for the tea.

"Hey wait! I wanna help!" Both boys yelled, pushing each other out of the way.

"No!" Fay yelled, holding up a finger. "Both of you keep watch." The boys sighed and walked over to the door. Fay laughed loudly and evilly as she poured in the Nyquil. Behind her, Tama gulped.

"H-He's coming!" He yelled, his voice cracking in fear.

"Scatter! Go! Go! Go!" Fay yelled quickly, diving for the door. She hit something solid and landed on the ground, rubbing her head.

"Ouch… I'm sorry…K-Kyoya!?" She gasped looking up at an annoyed face.

"What were you doing?" Kyoya asked, looking down at her.

"I-I-…uh..we," she motioned at the fallen boys behind her. "were playing –uh- hide and seek!" She said, scratching the back of her head. Hika and Tama nodded quickly trying to look innocent. Kyoya rubbed his temples and sighed.

"How childish…" He made his way back to his seat. Fay huffed and crossed her arms.

"How rude." She got up from the floor and went to help Tama and Hika up. They all stood in wait as Kyoya took a sip.

~30 Minutes Later~

"Geez…he really is the devil." Fay muttered as Kyoya drank the last of his tea. Everyone had joined together at their hideout behind the fern.

"Well, how much did you put in?" Jess asked as Fay held up an empty bottle of Nyquil.

"Holy crap! Man… he IS the devil!" Jess said, making a disgusted face. That sat waiting for about ten more minutes when it finally happened… Kyoya's face fell and he slumped to the floor in a dead sleep.

"Yes!" The girls yelled and high fived each other. Jess made her way over to "the devil" and slowly pried his fingers off of the book, quickly running back to the group.

"Hurry! Open it! Open it!" Tamaki yelled excitedly.

"Yeah!" Hika and Kao agreed.

"Okay, okay, hold on…geez. Don't you wanna savor the moment?"

"No!" Erupted the chorus. Jess sighed and opened it to find…

"Ewwwwwwww…" Fay said, peering over Jess's shoulder.

"Uhh…" Jess muttered about to puke. She fake coughed a couple times after it.

"Dear God why does he have THESE?!" Kaoru asked in horror.

"Wow…Never took Kyoya as a gay…" Hikaru murmured to himself.

"W-What? Their pictures of me! Undressing and stuff!" Tamaki yelled. "I feel violated!"

"Ew…shower scene." Jess said covering her and Fay's eyes along with flipping the page.

"Give me that!" Tamaki yelled, making a grab for the book.

"No! I wanna look some more! Make sure theirs none of Kaoru and me doing our twincest thing." Hikaru yelled, also trying to grab the book.

"No! Give ME that!!!" Everyone turned to find a scary red-faced glaring Kyoya above them.

"Ye-Yes sir…" Tamaki winced, giving it back.

"No one is to speak of this. Or else." He growled, putting the book under his arm and pushing up his glasses. Everyone else just nodded to afraid to do anything else. As soon as he was out of earshot, everyone quietly agreed Kyoya…was the devil.

Next day

Tamaki: Hey Haruhi! Wanna see pictures of daddy?

Haruhi: Uh…no?

Kyoya: *steps in and smashes Tamaki's head with his foot* NO!

Jess: Heh…Well…that was it! :)

Fay: Kyoya fans…don't kill us. We know he's not really gay. Or has Tama porn…or-

Jess: ANYWAY! This was a bonus story! Kyoya is not gay in our main story!

Fay: Hopefully you guys took it as a joke and nothing more ^^;

J + F: Thanks for reading!