The Grim ED-ventures of Ed, Edd, n Eddy
By Winter Knight
Chapter 7: Kung Fool, the legend continues
Note: I do not own Ed, Edd, n Eddy nor "that Grim show"…
After dealing with giant monsters and Nergal, Double D, Grim and Nazz go up to Ed and finally ask him "where did you learn your "fist of the monobrow" techniques?" and then Ed says "Okie Dokie guys! (pulls out a guitar) this is a story about a man named Ed..." and then Grim says "no singing please, just tell us" and then Ed smiles and says "ok Mr. Bonejangles!..."
"One day while Eddy was fighting with Kevin over Nazz, I thought I might bring peace in the cul-de-sac by blowing up 99 red balloons (briefly hums that song by that German pop star Nena) but then I accidentally tied them to my big toe and soon I was in the air, I tried and tried to yell to you guys but no one helped me..."
Double D then says "umm Ed, that sounds way too much like the plot to that one movie involving a guy who sleeps in his deckchair that has 45 helium filled balloons tied to it, and the guy's deckchair flies to Australia. So I doubt your story is non-fiction" and then Ed's monobrow moves around and he says "tell that to my monobrow now I got to finish my story..."
"Anyway the 99 red balloons had me float all the way to a place called "Mount Fuji" and then the 99 red balloons popped one by one and I fell into the snow, where I saw what looks like a bucket of gravy with a peashooter, the bucket of gravy tells me "I predicted that you will arrive for I can detect you by the very monobrow on your head, I believe that your monobrow's abilities will increase and will become a weapon in bringing peace and fighting for good...how would you like to extend that potential?" and then I says to him "umm I just use it to make funny faces with but OK!"
and so I spent many hours and maybe days training my mighty monobrow, I even use it for pushups! anyway came the day I passed the final test, "Gravy-sensei" then tells me "you have passed my final test Ed-san, you are now a powerful monobrow warrior and possess "the fist of the monobrow" and now the powerful attack will live on but I will not for YOU ARE TRYING TO DRINK ME!!!" and I kept saying "you mean me? You mean me? you mean me?" but then it was too late for the bucket of gravy and feeling sad yet strangely feeling even more powerful after drinking the gravy I just went to sleep.
When I woke up, I suddenly find myself in my bed and "Waxworks" was on TV. I wondered how did I get here and was it a dream but then I saw a newspaper on my bed. After reading the comics I see a picture of what looks like me sleeping but my Monobrow was walking me as if they were stilts, It looked so weird to be true. and that's how I learned "fist of the monobrow"
Everyone looks so shocked and Grim says "perhaps you should lay off the chunky puffs mon" and then Ed says "but it's true guys! honest!" and then Double D says "you know, Ed's too dim to fib so this might actually be the truth" and then they all agree with it. and then Grim asks "by the way, where is that one Ed that no one likes?" and then Nazz looks at her watch and say umm I'm guessing that he'd be here by 3...2...1!" and then Eddy shows up and says "Am I late? I just got out of detention for planning to scare the elderly teachers by bringing Bonehead to class" and then Grim says "you...are such a idiot and second you're late and this fanfic is almost over" and Eddy says "hey wait! I didn't even get to do anything that involves making money! what did you guys do while waiting for me anyway?" and then Ed says "I told everyone the donkey joke...umm I mean I told everyone about how I learned "fist of the monobrow" and then Eddy asks "can I hear about it lumpy?" and then Ed says why don't you scroll up on this fanfic and this time I'll tell you it in song (pulls out a guitar) and then Grim, Double D and Nazz run away pretty quickly and Grim says "end this fanfic please mon!"
THE END...FOR NOW
Grim: thanks you mon!
