Lalalalala! I come back with an update! It was supposed to come out sooner but my laptop crashed and now I'm using my brothers laptop, hope you were patient and loving ;p
Enjoy the story my little lovelies XD
"All of you settle down! You are all acting like children. Do you understand that people of your position have many responsibilities and should behave like adults?! You are messing up this room, which happens to be of great importance to the league. Furthermore...You people aren't even listening to me, are you?" Soraka watched as the events in front of her unfolded.
"Shunpo!" Katarina shouted as she appeared right in front of Lux.
"Eeep!" Lux immediately ran away. "St- Stay away from me!"
Katarina chuckled darkly. "This will never get old... Shunpo!" She reappeared in front of Lux again.
Lux continued running until she accidently ran in to Ashe. Ashe fell and was able to miss a rushing Sejuani, who in turn slammed into Morgana. Due to the excessive force, she was able to pull Kayle into the building with her Soul shackles. Kayle flew backwards crashed into a laughing Katarina.
Soraka watched as they all groaned in pain. "You people are unbelievable! You are like a chain reaction waiting to explode!"
Katarina growled at Soraka. "Well, fuck you too! I came here to check on the little Demacian, not your purple ass!"
Sejuani stood up and glared down at Ashe. "I shall rule over you and the Freljord!"
"Great success so far!" Ashe said sarcastically while clapping.
Morgana looked around the room and screamed. "Kayle, you coward! Come out here and be responsible for our child!"
Soraka's mind finally snapped. "All of you, get out of here! I don't care if you're pregnant. I don't care if you want to rule the Freljord. I don't care about who you came to see. I DON'T CARE!" Soraka screamed at the top of her lungs.
All the other occupants of the room were dumbfounded at what had just occurred in front of them.
Ashe sighed. "It's always the good ones that crack first." Everyone nodded.
Soraka's eye twitched. "OUT!"
Lux, Katarina, Ashe, Sejuani, Morgana, and Kayle were all shoved out of the room and the door was quickly locked behind them. Lux looked around nervously. "So what now?"
Katarina looked at Lux blankly. "…This." She flipped Lux's skirt.
…
"...So then I told Diana, 'No silly, it's the sun! Get it?' Apparently she didn't think it was funny so she threw a rock at me." Leona explained to Riven, Ezreal, and Taric.
They all stopped and turned their attention to down the hall, where they could hear shouting and running.
"I told you to leave me alone, you brute!" A voice yelled annoyed.
"Please don't touch me! Please don't touch me!" Someone squealed.
They saw Lux and Ashe running down the hall in full speed... with Katarina and Sejuani not far behind.
Ashe looked ahead. She sidestepped Leona and stopped running. Lux, on the other hand, was looking behind her and didn't see Leona in front of her.
Bam!
Lux groaned and looked up. Her whole body hurt from the crash. Leona simply smiled at Lux and didn't even flinch from the contact. "Lux! We were searching for you around the halls. We thought you might have gotten lost."
Katarina growled and glared at them. "Hand over the blonde and no one gets hurt."
Taric squealed and hid behind Ezreal. "Protect me, Ezreal!"
Ezreal looked at Taric with bewilderment. "What the fuck?"
Riven walked up to Katarina and matched her glare. "What if we have no intention of handing her over?"
"Why do I feel like an item?" Lux mumbled.
"Then I cannot assure any of your safety." Katarina let out a feral grin as her hands twitched to her belt.
"Oh my god! Riven, just hand Lux over and we'll all be free!" Taric said with exasperation.
"Hey!" Lux whined.
"Your words do not scare me." Riven said blankly. "Empty threats and empty promises hurt no one but the user."
Katarina walked up to Riven as they both stared each other down. "You actually think I won't take out my dagger and shove it down your throat?" She challenged. "That little blonde belongs to me!"
Riven growled. "She is not yours to take and claim."
"That's not fair! You guys are treating me like an item. I have my rights!" Lux proclaimed as she stood up.
Katarina and Riven looked down at her and Lux immediately felt intimidated. "…On second thought, I don't mind." Lux backed down and hid behind Leona.
Sejuani snorted. "You Noxians take too long to claim what you want." Ashe slapped Sejuani's hand away from her… Naturally, that only made Sejuani try harder.
Leona looked around her and suddenly felt lost. "Everyone here has someone… I must find someone I can love and protect!" Leona walked away leaving Lux exposed to Riven and Katarina.
"Wait! Leona, were you not supposed to protect me?!" Lux shouted as Leona kept walking away.
"The sun watches over all Lux. Believe in it!"
Lux gulped and turned to see Katarina and Riven looking at her. "…Hi?" Lux felt small and intimidated under their piercing gaze
"Blondie, come here!" Katarina demanded.
"Lux, stand in your place!" Riven growled.
"Blondie!" Lux turned her head to Katarina.
"Lux!" She turned her head to Riven.
Lux was starting to develop a headache. She held her head and whimpered. She opened her mouth to talk but was immediately interrupted.
BAM!
"Everybody stand in awe as the mighty, awesome, cool, majestic, and handsome man enters this foreign land without a problem or a sweat! Give it up for DRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVEEN!"
Draven slides into the room with style. "Thank you! Thank you! You can all have my autograph right now. You don't even have to hide your adoration towards me!" Draven opened his eyes to an empty hallway. "…Was I so amazing that they all ran to get paper and a pen for my autograph?" His eyes sparkled with delight. "My adoring fans, you don't need to travel such long distances! I always carry some with me, only reserved for the truly faithful."
…
Draven sighed. "My fans are too loyal and loving." He wiped a tear away and started to skip down the halls.
"…Did the annoying fuck finally leave?" Katarina asked as she peeked out of one of the rooms she hid in.
Ezreal opened the door adjacent to where Katarina was and walked out of the room and into the hall. "The coast is clear, everyone!"
A loud series of relieved sighs were released as they all came out of the rooms.
Taric narrowed his eyes down the hall. "Hmm… I'm sure a few champions were down that hall…" He trailed off.
Katarina snickered. "Poor little fucks."
…
Kayle was floating and looking down at Draven stoically as he kept talking.
"…Furthermore, I know how happy and amazed you are to merely be standing in my presence, for I am equivalent to a holy deity! I dare say, I am as holy and mighty as an angel."
Kayle merely kept flapping her wings.
"And for your complete and utter devotion towards me, I grant you my autograph!" Draven proudly presented it to Kayle. "You must be incredibly careful with it. Millions or even billions will kill to have this autograph." Draven held it as if it were a holy relic. "But as my loyal fan… I am willing to part with it… for you."
Kayle looked at him blankly. "No, that's fine. You can keep it."
"The modesty! I praise your pure heart but I can see it in your eyes, the hunger for my autograph!" Draven declared.
"…I'm wearing a helmet. You can't even see my eyes."
Draven closed his eyes. "I don't need to see your eyes to feel the emotions coursing through you."
"..."
"Now, please it is your mission- no! Not a mission! It is your legacy! It is your legacy to accept this autograph!" Draven shouted.
"…If I take it, will you leave me alone?"
"Yes!" Draven shouted as he gave Kayle his autograph. "Treasure it, young one." He said wisely as he continued down the hall.
"…"
Kayle looked at the autograph in her hands and threw it in the garbage. "Oops, my hand slipped."
…
"Now back to our previous conversation. You all agreed that the little blond Demacian is rightfully in my possession. No objections?" Riven and Ezreal were about to interrupt. "Okay, good. Now come on, Demacian!"
Katarina grabbed Lux's hand and pulled her down the hall.
Ezreals mouth dropped. "Lux, what are you supposed to say?!"
Lux blinked as she was dragged down the hall. "What I'm supposed to say? … Oh I know! Bye guys!" She waved at them as she disappeared round the corner.
"…I swear I love Lux but that girl really needs some common sense knocked into her." Ashe said blankly as she stopped waving.
Ezreal face palmed. "We can't leave Lux alone with Katarina. She'll get herself killed!"
Taric hummed and tried to concentrate. "Didn't Katarina tell us that they are in a relationship? Lux should be just fine… unless she dresses in clothes that clash! Oh my lord! That would be horrifying! Quick Ezreal, we need to get Lux before she wears clothes that don't match!" Taric began running down the hall.
"…Is that really what bothers you the most? Not the fact that Katarina might have… oh, I don't know... lied!?" Ezreal shouted as he ran after Taric.
"…Speaking of having sex." Sejuani looked at Ashe with a smirk.
"No one has mentioned sex, nor did anyone imply it." Ashe said bemused and walked away.
Sejuani rolled her eyes and followed Ashe. "Can you at least try to humor me? …In bed?"
Riven stood alone, feeling rather awkward. "Well I should go about my own business, I guess."
"Excuse me! I am looking for Lux." A voice called out to Riven.
Riven turned and watched the person approach her. "Oh, it's you. She went that way." Riven pointed down the hall.
"Thank you." The figure walked in that direction.
Riven turned to walk away until she was called out again by another person. "You! Insolent peasant! I am searching for Luxanna Crownguard!"
Riven growled and pointed down the hall. 'Calm down. You shouldn't get in a fight with people like her.'
"I thank you, worthless one." The person said as she walked passed her.
Riven grumbled before bumping into someone else. "What the…" Riven looked at the person who was stoically looking back at her. "…Lux is down that hall." The person nodded and walked away. "…Why are they all after Lux?"
…
Lux fidgeted slightly as Katarina began to take them deeper down the hallway. "So Katarina, where are we going?"
"My room." Katarina said plainly.
"Oh… What will we be doing in your room?"
Katarina looked at Lux and gave her a sarcastic smile. "We're going to play with dolls!"
Lux squealed in excitement. "Really? I haven't played dolls much. My brother wouldn't play with me and my mom said that as a Demacian lady I shouldn't be interested in these kinds of things. Rather, I should pay more attention to my studies and how to be a proper lady. She also says that she would introduce me to people from influential houses so that the family blood wouldn't mix with the commoners and-"
"Hey, blondie?"
"Yes, Katarina?"
"Has anyone her ever tried to gag you before?"
Lux looked up in consideration. "Yes, actually. Plenty of times."
"I can see why." Katarina said blankly.
"Oh… Well to be perfectly honest, I don't know why people would want to. I mean some people have the tendency to prefer silence, but I think that could be quite dull and unappealing. I personally think that the best way to understand a person is to listen to them and-"
"Hey, blondie?"
"Yes, Katarina?"
"The second we reach my room, I am going to gag you."
"…I see… Can I assume that you are indicating that you do not wish to hear me speak?"
"…How could you possibly have guessed that?" Katarina's voice was dripping with sarcasm.
Lux brightened up. "Well you see, you were constantly bringing up a gag, which is usually used to quiet a person down in order to not hear them speak, therefore-"
Katarina gritted her teeth. "The sex better be worth it."
"AH HA!" Katarina froze at the voice. "I have found you! Be honored to be in the presence of the mighty DRRAAAAAAAAVEN!"
Katarina slammed her head to a wall. "Why me?"
Draven walked up to Katarina. "I know how you feel. Whenever I look at myself, I feel like I want to hurt myself too. I am too amazing sometimes."
"Umm…" Katarina and Draven turned to Lux who stood with a confused look on her face. "Am I intruding?"
"No, no! You are not intruding. Just go to my room and help yourself to a gag and stay there until I come." Katarina demanded.
Lux looked hesitant. "But you look busy. I think I should leave…"
"You cannot leave!" Draven shouted as he stomped towards Lux. "…At least not without my autograph." Lux took the autograph and look at Draven confused. "I know you are wondering why I would bestow such a gift upon a Demacian, but you see." Draven stood up straight and closed his eyes. "When it comes to sharing the world's wonders, everybody has the right to be involved. Now go, young one. Be free to enjoy the wonders of the world!"
Katarina opened her mouth to shout but she was beaten to it. "Luxanna, there you are!"
Lux turned to the person who called her. "Oh! Fiora, how are you?"
Fiora walked towards them with confidant strides and a cocky smirk on her face. "I am doing well, my lady, for you have brightened up my day."
Katarina made a puking notion which didn't go unnoticed by Fiora, who sneered at her. "I see there is an unsightly insect within the vicinity."
Katarina returned the sneer. "Yeah well, go fuck yourself, you damned spoiled runt!"
Fiora snorted. "I will not stoop to your level."
"Both of you calm down, right this instant! Now I want the two of you to separate and pretend nothing happened." Lux said slowly.
"How about we shake on it?" Katarina suggested.
Fiora grumbled and stretched her arm out.
Both seemed to have the same idea because as soon as their hands touched they grabbed the other and pulled themselves to each other so they were practically face to face.
"I'm gonna find out where you live, cut you to tiny little pieces, and burn you!" Katarina whispered harshly.
Fiora sneered. "A half assed assassin like you could never get the job done."
"I'll take your bones and bury them next to my house and feed the pigeons beans so they can have diarrhea and shit on your grave daily!"
Fiora smirked at Katarina. "That is if you can kill me."
"I fucked your mother with a strap on."
"What?!" Fiora shouted.
Katarina quickly pulled away. "Well, it was nice talking to you, but I believe Draven had news for me."
Fiora growled as her hands reached for her blade. She stopped when she felt hands on her own. Lux looked at Fiora with a worried look. "Please don't fight."
Fiora bristled before letting out a smirk. "Yes. Let us leave these people, so that we can have our own alone time." Fiora led Lux away, not heeding the angry glare she was getting.
Katarina's hands were dancing around the hilt of her daggers, but she sighed and gave up on the idea of slashing Fiora and removing her insides… for now.
"Katarina! Swain wants you to return to Noxus." Draven said as he nodded to himself.
"What? Why? Tell the old fucking geezer to fuck off!" Katarina shouted.
"He said he needs you for a meeting and that you must be there." Draven once again nodded to himself.
'Hmm… maybe I'm going at this the wrong way…' "Draven, why did Swain send you?"
"Darius was the one that sent me." Draven replied slightly confused.
Katarina smirked. 'Perfect.' "But tell me Draven, why did Darius send you?"
Draven looked at a loss. "Err… because he wanted someone reliable to get the job done?"
Katarina shook her head. "Anyone can send a message to me, just as easily, but why did he send you, Draven?" Draven looked at Katarina confused. "I will tell you why! He envies you."
Draven gasped. "My brother envies me? I mean, I know I'm better looking, cooler and stronger, but-"
"Exactly, Draven! Darius is trying to get you out of the picture! He purposefully made this request seem hard so that he can get the spotlight in Noxus!" 'My god, it feels like I'm talking to a retard.' "Draven, when you aren't running the execution grounds, who does it?"
"Darius." Draven said blankly.
"When you aren't there for the people, who is?"
"Darius."
"Who holds the people's love and adoration when you are away?"
"Darius."
"When Noxus is in need of help and in grave danger while you send a message, who is there to save them?"
"Darius." Draven growled.
"That's right, Draven." Katarina said with a serious face.
"You are the one who runs the execution grounds, you are the one who is there for the people, you are the one they love and adore, and you are the one who helps them in their time of need! Now tell me Draven, what will you do now?"
"The DRAVEN will return to Noxus!"
"Who are you?"
"DRAAAAVEN!"
"I didn't hear you! I asked you who are you?!"
"DRRAAAAAAAVEN!"
Katarina shook her head. "I still can't hear it."
"DRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVEEEN!"
"Go get them, boy!" Katarina shouted.
"DRAAAAAVEN ATTACK!" He shouted at the top of his lungs as he ran out of the institute.
"…What a retard." Katarina walked back down the hall. "I'm kind of hungry. I'll go eat something then find the little blonde Demacian and fuck with her."
Well I somehow managed to get this done, this time hopefully I'll have an 'improved' laptop.
