"Hey Lacinda? Any letters?"

"Nope."

"Aw man! No one asks any questions anymore! That's it! Lacinda, I know you just got here and all, but I will stop this if no one asks any questions. Do you all hear that? If no one asks any questions, this is the last meeting forever! Wah! I'm sad now!" I went to cry in the corner so Lacinda took over for me.

"I guess I'll ask questions then. Hey, yo, Hanataro!"

"Y-yes?"

"You're adorable!" (That was not a question.)

"O-oh. Th-thank you."

"You're welcome! Toshiro Hitsugaya!"

"Yeah?"

"Do you wear a big jacket in the winter?"

"No."

"Ururu, do you yell at Jinta when no one's around?"

"No."

"Jinta, why are you so mean to Ururu?"

"Because I can be."

"You're a brat. Chad, if I give you a speech, will you recite it at my birthday party?"

"I don't want to."

"Damn. Rukia, will you name your fifth child after me?"

"If I have a fifth child that is a girl."

"Thanks! Ichigo, what are your thoughts on that?"

"Do we have to Rukia?"

"Yes."

"Ha! Take that! Byakuya, are you still angry at Ichigo for knocking up your sister?"

"Yes."

"Rangiku, are you drunk?"

"What's drunk?" she slurred.

"She's out. Could someone roll her over? I think her chest will suffocate her. Now, Uryu, did you eat my pudding cup?"

"No."

"Orihime, do you know how to make pudding?"

"I can try!"

"Kenpachi, do you want a fight with the gods of pudding?"

"Yes."

"Too bad. Ukitake, can I have another hug?"

"Ok."

"Yes! Renji, are you going to get more tattoos? I have the perfect idea for the next one if you say yes."

"Yes. What's your idea?"

"A GIANT PRETTY PINK FLOWER ALL ACROSS YOUR BACK!"

"No."

"Damn. Grimmjow, will you release your zanpakto so I can pet you?"

"No."

"Ulquiorra, if I slap Grimmjow, would it make you smile?"

"Yes." SLAP!

"Oh dear pudding gods! It worked! He's smiling!" I got up and looked.

"He is! Great job Lacinda!"

"My pleasure. Now, please continue for me."

"Yes. Keigo, you know I like you right?"

"Yes. What is it?"

"If I locked you in a room with an angry cat that had just been dropped in a bucket of water, would you scream in terror?"

"What kind of question is that, Amii?"

"My question Ichigo. Problem?"

"No. I'll be good."

"Good. Now, Keigo, answer the question!"

"Yes. I would scream in terror."

"Thank you! Kon, if I take off the blindfold, will you be good?"

"Yes." I took off his blindfold. He went after Rukia so I stole Jinta's bat and hit Kon out of the room.

"Thank you for letting me steal your bat Jinta. Kisuke, did you lie to me when we played go fish in the last meeting?"

"No."

"I really thought you did. Now, if I dared you to kiss Yoruichi on the lips would you do it?"

"Maybe."

"Hm. I suppose that answer will do for now. Yoruichi, will you hug Byakuya for three hours?"

"Ok!" She got up and went to hug Byakuya.

"Thank you Yoruichi. I'm glad you agreed since I'm so evil. Yachiru, can I kidnap you for an hour if I give you candy?"

"If Kenny says it's ok."

"Is it ok, Kenpachi?"

"Take care of her."

"Yay! Now then, I have a final question. DRUMROLL PLEASE!" Everyone started to pat at the table. "AIZEN!" He jumped, knowing I would embarrass him. "BOXERS OR BRIEFS AND WHY?"

"Why would you ask me that?"

"Because I like the scarred look on your face. Now answer me."

"Boxers because they're comfy and airy."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!"

"But you asked!"

"THE DETAILS! I AM SCARRED NOW! MY MIND'S EYE! IT BURNS!"

"That concludes the meeting for today. Please leave so I can fix Amii."

"Bye Amii!"

"Bye Orihime! MY MIND'S EYE STILL BURNS!"

(A/N: Hey there! Thanks for reading! I honestly need someone else's questions because I am like out of questions so this may be the end. If I get no questions, I will not write. I hope for questions from you guys. Later peeps!)