Chapter Seven: Disappear! Appear!

The sun had set and everyone was turning in for the night. Chopper decided to watch over Zoro, but he ended up falling asleep.

The door to the room Zoro was being held in opened up in an ominous manner. Li'l Zoro squeezed inside the room and then beckoned Li'l Sanji, letting him know the coast was clear.

"Careful…we must be very quiet." Li'l Sanji reminded his partner in crime. Just when he whispered that, there was a loud snore like noise. The two dolls jumped in surprise and the pool of moonlight that was pouring in through the window was interrupted by a tall figure.

"Oh Shit!" Li'l Zoro hissed. He ran and ducked for cover.

Zoro had sat up in the bed and proceeded to snatching the covers off his body. He was breaking out into a sweat and he was getting quite uncomfortable. The Sanji doll was upset by this. Though Zoro did not notice them, his fever seemed to be coming to an end. It didn't last as long as they had hoped. "What are you standing there for? Get out of his range of sight! He's gonna see you!"

"…You're a moron…he's too preoccupied with his covers…" Li'l Sanji scurried across the floor after replying to his partner in a hushed voice. Dolls don't have brains, but for some odd reason, these two had some…and both minds were on the fritz. If they screw up their plans…their sole purpose could not be fulfilled and they'll forever be mocked in the doll society. (…lol)

Zoro managed to get his covers off and his shirt off too. He flipped the pillow over and lay back down. He quickly fell into a deep sleep and Li'l Sanji jumped up onto his abdomen with a thermometer in his hand.

Down on the floor, Li'l Zoro was having a fit. What if something happened!? What if Chopper woke up this time? The doll started to walk back and forth pondering for a back up plan. He really did not want to get caught again. Sure Nami saw them, but she was easy to take down. Then something hit him…the others are going to wonder where Nami is. Li'l Zoro's facial expression went from pondering to awe struck and immense worry. He ran across the room to the door.

Li'l Sanji was taking Zoro's temperature when the door opened. He froze in complete horror. Li'l Zoro let out a yelp of surprise.

"What the hell!?" Sanji gaped at the situation. He was paying more attention to the Sanji replica than the Zoro one at his feet. This gave Li'l Zoro time to run out into the hall. "I go looking for Nami…and I find my mini me tending to …Marimo-kun?" Sanji walked over to the bed. Li'l Zoro was out in the hall rushing to find where they had put Nami. Sadly, he got lost.

"DON'T TOUCH ME!" Li'l Sanji squeaked in his little Sanji chibi voice. He grabbed the thermometer. "I have to make sure Zoro's not getting better…" The miniature double had figured he could try to reason with himself and make some time to execute the final part of his death plan for Zoro. Sanji blinked at his doll counterpart.

"Excuse me?" He said. Li'l Sanji checked the thermometer and then whipped out another vile of poison.

"This should do it…" He said as he opened up the vile.

Something inside of Sanji did not allow him to just let the doll go ahead and bring Zoro's life to an end. He grabbed Li'l Sanji, causing the vile to land on Zoro. Sanji stuffed the doll in his jacket and he went to Chopper.

"Chopper…Chopper…" Sanji begged the reindeer to get up. The little furry one opened his eyes slowly. He rubbed an eye as he asked:

"Oh…what's going on?" Sanji stood up straight after having to lean down to wake up the doctor. He pulled out Li'l Sanji.

"This is what's going on…" He said bitterly. "I caught him trying to kill Zoro…AGAIN!" Chopper's eyes almost popped out of his head.

"A DOLL!" He yelled.

"Yes, a doll…and he has an accomplice." Sanji explained. He stuffed the doll into his jacket and went about his business. "We need to find him and get rid of them before they try killing me too."

"But why you and Zoro? Why do they want you two to die?" Chopper asked. There was a muffled sound coming from Sanji's body. The chef opened his jacket again and held the doll in his hand.

"What is it you shitty doll…" He interrogated. The doll gave him a nasty look, as nasty as his cute face could make it.

"Don't call me shitty, you shitty blond haired bastard!" He spat. Sanji scowled at the miniature replica of himself.

"Why I oughtta…" He began but Chopper interrupted.

"Excuse me, but I was going to ask…why are you trying to kill Zoro and Sanji?" He asked kindly. The Sanji doll smirked at Chopper his stitched smile.

"If you really must know…" Li'l Sanji began, "At first it was just for the Mother Soul…but now it is for us too! We plan on taking over the One Piece universe so that we may control it and do as we please, which includes pleasing the Mother Soul."

"And how the hell are you going to do that with a body like this?" Sanji questioned as he held the doll by the leg.

"Damn't, give me to the reindeer! You don't know how to handle me! I might tear at the seams!" He squealed. Sanji tossed him to Chopper, who changed to his more human like state, so he could have a firm grip on Li'l Sanji.

"I have another question for you little Sanji," Chopper began again, "Where is your accomplice?"

This was a question Little Sanji could not answer.

"I have no idea…" He sighed, "That dumbass is probably lost…"

Li'l Zoro was wandering around in the galley wondering where exactly the laundry was again. He only could remember when Li'l Sanji was leading the way. He sighed.

"Where the hell is that damned woman?" He howled. The galley door opened and Luffy stood there, in a zombie like state.

"Meeeeaaaat…" He moaned and he took a step forward.

"What the…"

Luffy marched over to the fridge and opened it.

"Meeeeaat…"

The tiny Zoro jumped when the door opened again, and Sanji and Chopper were there. He noticed Li'l Sanji and vice versa. Li'l Sanji motioned to him to run for the hills, but it was too late.

"Ah HA!" Sanji boomed, and he crouched down to pick up Li'l Zoro. Before he did anything else to Li'l Zoro, he kicked the sleep walking Luffy into the wall. "YOU IDIOT! I should have known that was where the missing meat was going…"

"UNHAND ME YOU IDIOT LOVE CHEF!"

"WHAT IS WITH YOU DOLLS INSULTING ME?"

"LET GO! OR I'LL CUT YOU UP!!"

Sanji gave up and tossed the Zoro doll to Chopper, who grabbed him and kept them both in his hands.

"This is getting annoying…" Sanji said as he scratched his head. Smart mouthed dolls were not what he wanted so early in the morning.

They went outside on deck to see Zoro in his boxers just standing there, looking lost.

"What the hell was all that noise…" He began wearily. Sanji snorted.

"Oi…" He said. Zoro looked up at him. "We found your assassins."

"Oh…"

The two came down the steps and stood beside the half naked swordsman.

"What are you? The president of the United States of Retarded?" Sanji teased as he looked Zoro up and down. "They say they're going to kill me too, but I have yet to see them try…you on the other hand…" Zoro scowled at Sanji.

The moon was still pretty high in the midnight blue sky, it was full and shining a brilliant white. The dolls started to giggle. Chopper and the other two exchanged worried looks.

"What's going on now?" Zoro asked. Sanji looked up at the moon.

"You think they're like werewolves or something?" He asked as well. Chopper dropped the dolls and hid behind Zoro and Sanji as he went down to his usual cute state.

"I'm scared…" He mumbled. The dolls were still laughing as they lay on the deck in the moonlight. And then POOF!

"HOLY SHIT!!" Zoro, Sanji, and Chopper hollered.

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What happened?

Lol, who knows…besides me..xD

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