HEY HEY EVERYONE ITS ME!!! SOY SOY JOO!! SO LETS GET THIS STORY STARTED!!

OK NOW WITH THE INTRO AS MIYON IS DA OC CHARATER AND EVERYONE IS 18 CEPT MELLO (AKA CHAPTER 4)


BBQ Party

" Ok well thats all set up.." Light said as he started the grill and Misa was clinging to him like a leech. " MATT!! HELP ME WITH THIS!!" Mello yelled as he pulled a hugantic stage on wheels with him Matt turned and frowned " No you brought so you take it in..." Mello instantly propped up " HEY YOU BASTARD!! YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE MY SLAVE SINCE I -MPMMHH-" Matt immediately covered Mello's mouth while blushing " OK OK JUST DON'T SAYING ANYTHING..." Mello smirked " Fine..". \

So Mello smirked and left Matt the drag the HUGANTIC stage while Matt was expressing his colorful american language uder his breath. As for Miyon and L they fighting about who should get the last piece of triple chocolate cheesecake (YUM!!) " NO ITS MINE!!!" Miyon screamed as she pulled the cake towards her L grunted " NO!! MINE!! L WANTS CAKE NOW!!" " NO RUUZAKI!! YOU'LL GET DIABETES!!!!" " O LIKE YOU WON'T MIYON!!!" and they kept pulling the cake towards them.

Near looked at Miyon and L then went up to the cake that they were fighting about quickly grabbing it outta there hands and eatting it. L and Miyon gasped " NOOO!! THAT WAS THE LAST PIECE FOR L!!" " NO IT WASN'T!! IT WAS FOR ME!!" Near looked at them " Idiots..." then slowly walked away.

Light was starting the grill as Misa glomped Light and Light's face got...grilled " AHHHHHHH!!! MY FACE OW OW OW MISA GOD DAMN IT!! DHHSDGSHDGASGDKASD-BEEP-JDSLKJDJSJDLSAJDLASJDJS...GOD...MY FACE...ARGGGGGG!!" everyone stared at Light's face and bursted out laughing " HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!" Light grimaced " DON'T LAUGH GOD DAMN IT!!" then he stomped into his house.

Mello and Matt stared " Hmm...does this mean that we're not doing this BBQ?" Matt looked at the grill " We don't need Light to do this party. We got the game KINGDOM HEARTS AND FINAL FANTASY XIII YEAH!!!" as he did a thumbs up. Everyone gave sweatdrops Near looked at Matt as he was glistening and said " Final Fantasy and Kingdon Hearts suck...now Pokemon rules." which made Matt angry.

" NO FF XIII RULES AND SO DOES KINGDOM HEARTS!!" Matt yelled as Near's face but Near being Near gave a blank expression. Miyon was starting the grill and put some meat on it " Ok that should do it..." then...-BOOM- " AHHH!!" Miyon yelled and the grill exploded. (o.o how did that happen?) Everyone stared wide-eyed the with THEE FAMOUS WHAT THE FUCK look " O my god...did you just blow that up..." Mello said as he pointed to the grill or what was left of it.

Miyon looked at the grill and scratched her head " Ha ha ha...oopise who knew that would happen?" L slapped his face " My god you are such an idiot." Miyon glared at L while L stuck his tongue out. Mello looked at Matt " Ok Matt its time..-wink wink-" Matt gave Mello a weird look " Mello what are you talking about seriously do you have a problem?? You keep telling me its time but I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE TALKING BOUT!!" Mello yelled " THAT!! YOU IDIOT THAT!! Man for L's 3rd successor you're pretty stupid." Matt frowned " Not as stupid as you.." then he drank his coke.

Mello growled " O yeah...MATT PAYED ME TO DO HIM!!" Matt spat the coke right out as he heard that " WHAT THE FUCK MELLO!! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TE-..." then he turned and saw wide-eyed and giving THEE WHAT THE FUCK LOOKS L, Miyon, and Near. Miyon blushed " O my gosh...yaoi...and Mello you WHORE!!" while pointing to Mello as for L as looked as if he was greatly distrubed and Near yelled " MELLO I WILL PAY YOU TO DO ME TOO!!" Mello got sngry at Miyon's comment " I AM SOOO NOT A WHORE!! SHUT UP YOU BITCH!!" L blinked and stood up " Now now don't get all mad..."

Near pushed L and Miyon aside and gave Mello 50 100 dollar bills " Ok...Mello DO ME!!" which made Matt very angry " HEY!! DON'T ASK MELLO TO DO YOU!! YOU WEIRD GAY KID!! MELLO'S MINE!!" as he swiped Mello to the other side of Matt. Then he faced Miyon " AND HE'S NOT A WHORE SO TAKE IT BACK BITCH!!!!" which made Miyon and L surprised.

Then Light finally came out " Ok I'm back...huh? WHAT THE HELL!! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY GRILL!!" as he pointed to the grill and yelled. Miyon looked at the blown up grill " Umm...I sortof blew it up...hee hee hee funny story actually..." Light looked at Miyon then yelled " SORTOF BLEW IT UP!! YOU COMPLETELY DESTORYED IT!! OMG IT WAS $568567567586586585.67 DOLLARS!! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY THAT IS!!" Miyon looked at Light " Umm...thats a long number." then smiled and turned and walked towards L as for Light he sat there crying at his grill and muttering quietly " I..will...write your name in my death note...if I only knew your real name -sniff sniff-"

Then Near looked at Light then shrugged and then looked at Mello " Ok so is it a deal? I have $5000.." as he flapped the bills in his hand. Matt sneered at Near " NO!! MELLO'S MINE GET THE HELL AWAY BASTARD!!" Near scoffed " Sorry..don't need to get over-protective ya know well Mello you know my number so call me if you change your mind -wink wink-." then he turned around and walked back to sit seat under the tree. Miyon and L looked at each other and at them them turned to leave " Man what a boring party..I'm not coming here anymore.." Miyon said as she was walking and as for L he was thinking bout cake.

As for Near he left to back to S.P.K. and wait for Mello's call which he will never get. Also Mello and Matt they ended up making out in their car...o and not to forget Misa she died...NAH NAH joking hee hee you thoguth I was serious weren't ya ok well Misa I don't know what happened to her. Well for Light screw him and throw him to his fangirls so they can eat him alive BWAHAHAHHAHA!!!

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Well hope ya lyk it -does peace sign- hee hee well gots ta go bye bye