Here's part 7! Thanks to everyone whose been reviewing!
Look Down and Stars. (By the way, I made Enjolras sorta shallow, since it's a parody. I don't actually think he's a shallow pretty boy. He's really one of my favorite characters)
Oh and here's a little note: I use the German and Dutch names for Les Mis songs as pseudo-swears. So if I say something is "Lied Des Volkes", it's the same basically as F***** and "Wie ben ik" means S***.
PARIS 1832
-LOOK DOWN-
MORE ANGRY PEOPLE:
LOOK DOWN, LOOK DOWN,
WE STILL NEED THERAPY,
LOOK DOWN, AND GIVE
US SOME MONEY
GAVROCHE:
'OW DO YA DO?
MY NAME'S GAVROCHE,
THESE ARE ME PEOPLE
AND 'ERE'S ME PATCH
PARISIAN 1: What's up with cockney accent?
PARISIAN 2: I think it's quite charming.
PARISIAN 3: SHUT UP KID! This is Paris, France, not London, England!
VALJEAN: Wait, I thought that this was America!
GAVROCHE: No, if this was America, I'd be talking like this:
YO WAT UP,
IMMA BE GAVROCHE,
DESE ARE MA PEEPS
IN DA GHETTO!
VALJEAN: Oh, thanks! It all makes sense now!
COSETTE: *face palm*…Dad, really?
EPPIE-BOPPER 1: omigawd, it's that skanky lovely lady, cossette!1!
EPPIE-BOPPER 2: ikno! she's so ugly in her ugly nun dress. unlike pretty eponine!1!
EPPIE-BOPPER 3:she's such a stupid lil' pre-reformation nun!eleven!1!
EPPIE-BOPPER: ik!…wait wat's the reformation?
ENJOLRAS: *enters from above the angry people*
ENJI FANGIRLS: ZOMG! IT'S CAPTAIN VEST! I LOOOOOOOVE YOU! *one of them faints*
ENJOLRAS: *yelling* WHY DOES THE GOVERNMENT SUCK? Gosh, maybe if everyone were a bit more like me, this Lied Des Volkes City wouldn't suck as much! Plus, we'd all be so much better looking-
WHORE: HEY!
ENJOLRAS: Oh, sorry, no offense.
WHORE: Well, anyways, I'm free right now, so-
ENJOLRAS: Ew, no, you're like, female. I hate women. Anywhoo, were is General Lamarque when you need him?
MARIUS: In the Paris nursing-home.
ENJOLRAS: Shut up. You're a Buonapartist. Your opinions don't matter.
MARIUS: *sniffles* That wasn't an opinion, it was a fact! Gosh, why are you always so mean to me?
ENJOLRAS: Because, you're a Buonapartis, you suck as a lawyer, your hair is too curly, you spend all your time day-dreaming, you like CATS the musical, you're so gay, but you still won't sleep with me, you dislike owls, you read Twilight, you-
MARIUS: *gets distracted by the air*
ENJOLRAS: My point exactly.
PATRON-MINETTE: *enters*
GEUELEMER:*is replaced by Brujon*
EPONINE: Hey, Marius!
MARIUS: Oh, er…hi, Eponine…
EPONINE: So, I was talking to myself yesterday, and I thought that-
MARIUS: Uh, look at the time! Gotta go!
EPONINE: But, wait! Don't you want to hear the names of our children?
COSETTE: *giving alms to a poor woman while wearing a bonnet*
MARIUS: *bumps into pretty girl with a bonnet*
COSETTE: *bumps into dazed and confused boy with fluffy hair*
MARIUS: Oh…my…gosh, you're-you're really…pretty.
COSETTE: *blushes*
EPONINE: Oh, wie ben ik…
VALJEAN: *drops handkerchief*
PATRON-MINETTE: *assembles!*
MONTPARNASSE FANGIRLS*:SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I LOVE YOU MONTY! YOU'RE TEH SEX!
ENJI FANGIRLS: AH, NO! ENJI IS TEH SEX!
FANGIRLS: *fight…no one else seems to care*
THENARDIER: So, we're going to rob that guy with the epic mustache.
BABET: Why are you acting as if you're suddenly in charge of Patron-Minette?
THENARDIER: Because you're not even a main character!* Okay, so 'Parnasse I want you to watch for the fuzz with Eponine, and-
MONTPARNASSE: Why do I never get to have any fun in this musical?
THENARDIER: Because you're not even a main character!* Alright, so-
JAVERT: *arrives*
THENARDIER: Oh wie ben ik…
JAVERT: So, what do you seem to be plotting here?
THENARDIER: Oh, well, uhm…*points to Valjean* HE DID IT!
VALJEAN: *sees Javert and covers his face* You can't see me! You can't see me!
COSETTE: Uhm, Dad, you did you forget your medication again?
JAVERT: What the lied des volkes are you talking about?
THENARDIER: He's a former convict! He's evil, responsible for the MUTILATION OF THESE POOR INNOCENT MONKEYS!
PATRON-MINETTE: *blink*
JAVERT:*blink*
THENARDIER: Oh you get the point!
JAVERT: *thinks* Wait, a minute, I think you may be right! It must be Valjean!
VALJEAN: RUUUUUUUUUN!
COSETTE; *is dragged along*
PATRON-MINETTE: *escapes*
-STARS-
*it suddenly becomes night in Paris*
JAVERT:
THERE, OUT IN THE DARKNESS
I HAVE DELUSIONS
AS I GO CHASING
VALJEAN SENSES
ARE A-TINGLING
AND I CAN SMELL HIM,
I SMELL HIS FEAR!
PARISIAN 1: I think the inspector forgot his meds too.
JAVERT:
AND IF YOU FALL,
AS LUCIFER FELL,
HE FALLS IN FLAMES!
PARISIAN 2: Well, that's a bit gruesome.
JAVERT: *yelling* WILL YOU STOP INTERRUPTING MY SOLO?
*resumes*
AND SO IT MUST BE,
FOR SO IT IS WRITTEN,
ON THE DOORWAY TO PARADISE!
PARISIAN 3: Hey, wait, I thought that you were an atheist!
JAVERT: SHUT UP!
*resumes*
LORD LET ME FIND HIM
THAT I MAY SEE HIM,
SAFE BEHIND BARS!
I WILL NEVER REST-
PARISIAN 4: Oh, that sounds slashy!
JAVERT: Okay, I'm just going to give up now on this song.
-Back with Marius and Eponine were it is magically day-time again-
EPONINE: Okay, so the pretty girl giving alms was Cosette, the ugly little girl that I used to bully. Karma sucks.
MARIUS: Hey, Eponine, you're good at stalking, right?
EPONINE: Darn tootin'!
MARIUS: So, can you go find that address of that pretty girl for me? *hands her a couple francs*
EPONINE: I don't want your money, I want-
MARIUS: Thanks Eponine, you're a real qausi-pal!
EPONINE: I think I'll go ask 'Parnasse for his knife…
*I'm proud to be part of the Monty fangirls.
*I stole the "not even a main character* from YuGiOh Abridged. They keep making fun of Bakura because he's not a main character. (And because he's British) And I thought that if fit. Don't sue.
*I also don't own Wicked.
-as you can see, I own nothing.-
