Here's part 7! Thanks to everyone whose been reviewing!

Look Down and Stars. (By the way, I made Enjolras sorta shallow, since it's a parody. I don't actually think he's a shallow pretty boy. He's really one of my favorite characters)

Oh and here's a little note: I use the German and Dutch names for Les Mis songs as pseudo-swears. So if I say something is "Lied Des Volkes", it's the same basically as F***** and "Wie ben ik" means S***.


PARIS 1832

-LOOK DOWN-

MORE ANGRY PEOPLE:

LOOK DOWN, LOOK DOWN,

WE STILL NEED THERAPY,

LOOK DOWN, AND GIVE

US SOME MONEY

GAVROCHE:

'OW DO YA DO?

MY NAME'S GAVROCHE,

THESE ARE ME PEOPLE

AND 'ERE'S ME PATCH

PARISIAN 1: What's up with cockney accent?

PARISIAN 2: I think it's quite charming.

PARISIAN 3: SHUT UP KID! This is Paris, France, not London, England!

VALJEAN: Wait, I thought that this was America!

GAVROCHE: No, if this was America, I'd be talking like this:

YO WAT UP,

IMMA BE GAVROCHE,

DESE ARE MA PEEPS

IN DA GHETTO!

VALJEAN: Oh, thanks! It all makes sense now!

COSETTE: *face palm*…Dad, really?

EPPIE-BOPPER 1: omigawd, it's that skanky lovely lady, cossette!1!

EPPIE-BOPPER 2: ikno! she's so ugly in her ugly nun dress. unlike pretty eponine!1!

EPPIE-BOPPER 3:she's such a stupid lil' pre-reformation nun!eleven!1!

EPPIE-BOPPER: ik!…wait wat's the reformation?

ENJOLRAS: *enters from above the angry people*

ENJI FANGIRLS: ZOMG! IT'S CAPTAIN VEST! I LOOOOOOOVE YOU! *one of them faints*

ENJOLRAS: *yelling* WHY DOES THE GOVERNMENT SUCK? Gosh, maybe if everyone were a bit more like me, this Lied Des Volkes City wouldn't suck as much! Plus, we'd all be so much better looking-

WHORE: HEY!

ENJOLRAS: Oh, sorry, no offense.

WHORE: Well, anyways, I'm free right now, so-

ENJOLRAS: Ew, no, you're like, female. I hate women. Anywhoo, were is General Lamarque when you need him?

MARIUS: In the Paris nursing-home.

ENJOLRAS: Shut up. You're a Buonapartist. Your opinions don't matter.

MARIUS: *sniffles* That wasn't an opinion, it was a fact! Gosh, why are you always so mean to me?

ENJOLRAS: Because, you're a Buonapartis, you suck as a lawyer, your hair is too curly, you spend all your time day-dreaming, you like CATS the musical, you're so gay, but you still won't sleep with me, you dislike owls, you read Twilight, you-

MARIUS: *gets distracted by the air*

ENJOLRAS: My point exactly.

PATRON-MINETTE: *enters*

GEUELEMER:*is replaced by Brujon*

EPONINE: Hey, Marius!

MARIUS: Oh, er…hi, Eponine…

EPONINE: So, I was talking to myself yesterday, and I thought that-

MARIUS: Uh, look at the time! Gotta go!

EPONINE: But, wait! Don't you want to hear the names of our children?

COSETTE: *giving alms to a poor woman while wearing a bonnet*

MARIUS: *bumps into pretty girl with a bonnet*

COSETTE: *bumps into dazed and confused boy with fluffy hair*

MARIUS: Oh…my…gosh, you're-you're really…pretty.

COSETTE: *blushes*

EPONINE: Oh, wie ben ik…

VALJEAN: *drops handkerchief*

PATRON-MINETTE: *assembles!*

MONTPARNASSE FANGIRLS*:SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I LOVE YOU MONTY! YOU'RE TEH SEX!

ENJI FANGIRLS: AH, NO! ENJI IS TEH SEX!

FANGIRLS: *fight…no one else seems to care*

THENARDIER: So, we're going to rob that guy with the epic mustache.

BABET: Why are you acting as if you're suddenly in charge of Patron-Minette?

THENARDIER: Because you're not even a main character!* Okay, so 'Parnasse I want you to watch for the fuzz with Eponine, and-

MONTPARNASSE: Why do I never get to have any fun in this musical?

THENARDIER: Because you're not even a main character!* Alright, so-

JAVERT: *arrives*

THENARDIER: Oh wie ben ik…

JAVERT: So, what do you seem to be plotting here?

THENARDIER: Oh, well, uhm…*points to Valjean* HE DID IT!

VALJEAN: *sees Javert and covers his face* You can't see me! You can't see me!

COSETTE: Uhm, Dad, you did you forget your medication again?

JAVERT: What the lied des volkes are you talking about?

THENARDIER: He's a former convict! He's evil, responsible for the MUTILATION OF THESE POOR INNOCENT MONKEYS!

PATRON-MINETTE: *blink*

JAVERT:*blink*

THENARDIER: Oh you get the point!

JAVERT: *thinks* Wait, a minute, I think you may be right! It must be Valjean!

VALJEAN: RUUUUUUUUUN!

COSETTE; *is dragged along*

PATRON-MINETTE: *escapes*

-STARS-

*it suddenly becomes night in Paris*

JAVERT:

THERE, OUT IN THE DARKNESS

I HAVE DELUSIONS

AS I GO CHASING

VALJEAN SENSES

ARE A-TINGLING

AND I CAN SMELL HIM,

I SMELL HIS FEAR!

PARISIAN 1: I think the inspector forgot his meds too.

JAVERT:

AND IF YOU FALL,

AS LUCIFER FELL,

HE FALLS IN FLAMES!

PARISIAN 2: Well, that's a bit gruesome.

JAVERT: *yelling* WILL YOU STOP INTERRUPTING MY SOLO?

*resumes*

AND SO IT MUST BE,

FOR SO IT IS WRITTEN,

ON THE DOORWAY TO PARADISE!

PARISIAN 3: Hey, wait, I thought that you were an atheist!

JAVERT: SHUT UP!

*resumes*

LORD LET ME FIND HIM

THAT I MAY SEE HIM,

SAFE BEHIND BARS!

I WILL NEVER REST-

PARISIAN 4: Oh, that sounds slashy!

JAVERT: Okay, I'm just going to give up now on this song.

-Back with Marius and Eponine were it is magically day-time again-

EPONINE: Okay, so the pretty girl giving alms was Cosette, the ugly little girl that I used to bully. Karma sucks.

MARIUS: Hey, Eponine, you're good at stalking, right?

EPONINE: Darn tootin'!

MARIUS: So, can you go find that address of that pretty girl for me? *hands her a couple francs*

EPONINE: I don't want your money, I want-

MARIUS: Thanks Eponine, you're a real qausi-pal!

EPONINE: I think I'll go ask 'Parnasse for his knife…


*I'm proud to be part of the Monty fangirls.

*I stole the "not even a main character* from YuGiOh Abridged. They keep making fun of Bakura because he's not a main character. (And because he's British) And I thought that if fit. Don't sue.

*I also don't own Wicked.

-as you can see, I own nothing.-