Hello. Today, Heichou Time brings you eating snacks on your bed while going on the internet because you don't feel like doing the life today. There will also be a short segment on who the #%&$ is knocking on my door.

"Levi! I know your in there! You payed me $30 to be here today!"

Oh right. Special guest. It's Mikasa.

Levi: Hi.

Mikasa: So, you forgot I was supposed to come over to do whatever the hell it is you do? Heichou Time was it?

L: I've been going through some things.

M: You're hung over, aren't you.

L: ... Yes.

M: Give me $20 and I'll stay.

L: Deal.

M: Okay, shorty, what happens on Heichou Time?

L: This is kind of like an interview. I had questions prepared, but I lost them so we are just going to wing it.

M: Right. But what about that piece of paper in your hand that's titled "Questions to Ask Mikasa on Heichou Time?"

L: Oh, you see? I think I wrote this on fabulous brand paper that senses when their fabulous owner is in a crisis. Let's get started, then.

M: Riiiiiiight...

L: So, Mikasa, tell us about your experience on Shingeki no Kyojin.

M: It's cool. Killing titans is pretty nice, and the people in the cast are okay. Eren is really nice, and Armin is just kind of there all the time. Then there's you, who beat up Eren that one time on the show AND in real life. Just saying, if you ever wanna go, I'm ready shorty.

L: If I wasn't hung over and possibly a little buzzed right now, I would take you up on that offer.

M: Then why don't you? Scared?

L: No, there are just better things to do with my time and I thought I explained it sufficiently enough before. Next question. What do you do in your free time?

M: Work out.

L: Elaborate?

M: Sometimes I do boxing. Is that elaborated enough for you?

L: Okay. So, in the show, Eren gives you a scarf. This seems to have carried on into your real life fashion choices.

M: What do you know about fashion?

L: Tch, I know everything about fashion. Just tell the readers about your scarf fetish.

M: Eren said he liked the red scarf on me and Armin agreed, so I decided to incorporate scarves into what I wear on a daily basis.

L: Some people say you are one of the toughest characters on the show (behind me, obviously). What do you say about the strength of your character?

M: After the titans, I can kill you all if I wanted to

L: That's... Nice... Um... So, as you know there are many ships in Shingeki no Kyojin, even some involving you. Care to tell if you would like any of those ships involving you to go canon?

M: ...

L: Holy crap, you are actually blushing.

M: Shut up, shorty.

L: You can at least tell us some things about this ship, can't you? What's this? Another $20?

M: Fine. There is someone I think is pretty cool. But I don't know whether I should be like "I'll pass. He could be, like my brother," or "I think you're neat. Let's date."

L: Brother, huh?

M: This is a secret right?

L: Between me, you, and all the people who read Heichou Time.

M: So that means between me and you, right?

L: No. A good number of people read Heichou Time. Why wouldn't they? It's about me. I can show you the story stats... Hold on... See?

M: Crap. There are people who actually read this thing.

L: This wraps up this segment of Heichou Time. If any of you readers would like to ask me more questions for another fan letter session, please do so. If I get enough questions, I will do another fan letter segment in the future. Thank you to our special guest, Mikasa.

M: No way in hell you're posting this!

L: Here's your extra $5. Bye.

M: But you owe me 40 you-

L: And this is why doors were invented. So you can slam them in other people's faces.

Until next time. Heichou out.