TIME SKIP

TIME SKIP! YAYS

3 weeks after that.

Abby stood still. She was hanging upside down like a bat from a tree branch. Shenori hung likewise ten feet to her left.

"There coming" Abby grabbed a few kunai from her bag. She attached an exploding note to one.

"This will be a piece of cake." Shenori activated her Sharingan.

"Fire style Grand Fire Ball!"

A huge ball of fire appeared through the trees heading right towards them.

Abby and Shenori jumped from their branches. Abby threw the kunai that didn't a have an exploding note attached to it. Kunai thrown from the opposite direction hit and intercepted them. Abby threw her exploding note Kunai in the direction the other kunai came from.

Shenori braced her self to jump.

More Kunai came and hit the kunai causing it to explode. Shenori jumped through the explosion. "Fire style Dragons Inferno!" a huge wave a fire burst forth from Shenori's hands. It covered everything in flames within a 10 feet radius.

"Shenori to your right" Abby yelled.

"Crap" Shenori cursed. She was in the air and couldn't dodge Kisame who was about to hit her with his sword.

"Lightning style Thunderbird!" Abby concentrated her chakra into the form of a bird. The electric bird appeared and flew right at Kisame. The bird made contact and Kisame fell to the ground.

"Damnit" He mumbled

Shenori fell to the ground. Then immediately jumped up. But it was too late. She had activated the trap the moment she hit the ground. The net came up and she was caught.

"Tsk, tsk Shenori. You now the rules. You touch the ground your out." Sasori jumped next to Shenori who was cursing loudly. "One down on more to go" Sasori summoned one of his puppets and sent it off towards Abby.

Abby seeing the puppet bit her thumb and did the hand signs for summoning. A giant phoenix appeared in a cloud of smoke. She jumped on the birds back and flew up into the air out of the puppets range but right into "his" range.

"The weather is nice to day huh? un"

Abby looked a head of her to see Deidara on his clay bird.

"Looks like there's a 100 chance of explosions today." Abby replied

Deidara smiled. His hands started to chew on some clay. Abby flew right at him. Fast. She wanted to take him out before he made his "art".

"Sigh" Sasori's face just screamed bored "Looks like I don't get to play yet." He looked over at Shenori in the net. "You went down awful quick. Usually Abby is the first one to get knocked out."

"Think again!"

Sasori cursed as Shenori jumped out from behind a tree and threw Kunai at him. Her clone in the net disappeared.

"I guess that I spoke too soon." He sent a puppet at her. With her sword she cut it in half. Then charged at Sasori. (I forgot to mention but Shenori gets a sword. It's shaped like a samurai's sword.)

Sasori smirked. His puppet's two halves shot needles from their arms at her. They hit but it was another Shenori clone.

"Where are you" Sasori looked behind him, to his left, then his right, and above him. 'That only leaves below". He jumped up just as Shenori smashed trough the tree branch with her Rasdori a combination of Rasangan and Chidori (Shenori: Rasdori? Me: It's a better name than the one you gave it. Shenori: What's wrong with Rasangan-Chidori? Me: Besides the fact that it is totally not creative nothing. Shenori: Well….yeah you know what? just leave me alone. Me: ……..). Sasori sent more needles from his puppets. It was another clone. Sasori looked around if he was attacked he would have a hard time evading it.

"Got you now!"

Shenori clones came a Sasori from all directions with Rasdoris in there hands.

"Damnit" Sasori cursed at the clones Rasdoris hit him.

The real Shenori watched the whole thing 30 feet away. (Shenori's fighting style is similar to Naruto's style) She was almost out of chakra. She looked up to see Abby and Deidara locked in an aerial battle. Shenori knew that she couldn't count of Abby being able to help her.

Meanwhile

Hindan, Kakuzu, Konan and leader watched the battle from a safe distance.

"There getting better." Leader admitted

"Shenori was able to get all of those hits on Sasori" Kakuzu watched as Sasori (who was not too injured) fall to the ground.

"Yeah but not with out using almost all of her chakra. Abby is the most impressive." Konan watched Abby and Deidara flying battle. "She's adapts well to any situation she is in."

"What the fuck happened to Itachi and Kisame" Hindan scanned the forest.

Leader scanned the forest as well. He saw Kisame on the ground leaning on a tree trunk. "Kisame had touched the ground and Itachi is still in I believe."

To fill you guys (the readers) on what's going on. This was a training game that the Akatsuki did to give Abby and Shenori battling practice. The rules are simple. There are two teams. The teams don't have to be equal and the last team standing wins. If you touch the ground your out. If you get knocked out then obviously your out. The winners get control of the TV that week. (That really motivates them to work hard)

Leader looked from Abby in the air to Shenori standing behind a tree. "Looks like Deidara and Itachi are the only ones left."

"They better win those fucking basterds. I can't stand watching anymore fucking anime and America's next top model." Hindan growled.

Itachi stayed dead still. He was waiting for Shenori to drop her guard so he can make his move. 'She is so stupid to use up all of her chakra on just one opponent. She can't rely on Abby's help if Abby is too preoccupied with fighting Deidara up above.'

Shenori looked around with her Sharingan. Hoping to locate Itachi. She felt a faint chakra signature coming from 50 feet away from her. 'What the heck am I going to do? I don't have enough chakra to fight him head on……of course I'm just going to fight him head on anyways.' Shenori tree jumped to Itachi's location.

'She's so stupid. Charging me head on with so little Chakra' He jumped up and looked at Shenori in the eye,

"Crap" Shenori was caught in Itachi's genjutsu. She made a hand sign that would allow her to escape it. No luck. 'Fck it need to think of something quick.' She looked around with her Sharingan. She hadn't mastered Sharingan enough to be able to see through genjutsus yet. 'I got it' Shenori thought that she was a fucking genius. She made hand signs and created a genjutsu of her own.

"Nice try" Itachi appeared right behind her. "But you don't have enough chakra to make a strong enough jutsu.He grabbed her and sent her flying to the ground. Shenori landed right at Kisame's feet.

"Hello" Said the blue fish man "Nice of you to join us on the ground."

Sasori snickered "Charging right at Itachi with almost no chakra is either brave or really stupid."

"No just stupid' Kisame smiled his creepy fish smile (can fish really smile? thinks hmmm………)

Deidara and Abby stood on top of there birds at least 30 feet from each other. High up in the air.

'What now, un. I'm almost out of clay. My long range attacks won't work as long as she has that bird and if I get close range Abby could use her jutsu on me then I'll be done for sure……..hmm looks like I'm stuck to "that". (The reason why Deidara's long range attacks won't work cuz his exploding clay was ignited from the heat given of my Abby's Flaming bird before it reached her. His attacks also didn't work cuz Abby's Lightning jutsu makes his exploding clay from working because his chakra is earth natured (See the Sasuke vs. Deidara battle in the manga for more info.)

Abby was watching her chakra level closely. She had half of her Chakra left. She had seen Itachi throw Shenori to the ground. After Deidara she would have to fight Itachi. I need to get close range so I can use my jutsu'. Abby thought for a moment. Trying to think of a way to get close enough to use her jutsu. After another minuet of thinking it came to her. 'Yes of course but I need a distraction first.' Abby summoned three fire birds. She flew at Deidara.

"Crap" Deidara was so caught up in her thoughts that he hadn't noticed Abby's new summons. He only saw her flying right at her. He flew straight up and right into one of Abby's fire birds. He jumped off the clay bird right before it crashed into the flaming bird and exploded. He made another clay bird and landed on it. Three more birds flew at him from the left, right and in front of him. He looped backwards and dived. Suddenly Abby and her summoned Phoenix were diving with them.

"To easy" Abby yelled as she jumped from her bird and stabs Deidara with a needle that ejected her saliva into his body. (A little thing I came up with so I don't have to kiss people to use my jutsu to its full potential) Abby now had full control of Deidara's Chakra and Body. 'Time to take on Itachi' she thought

Itachi saw the whole thing from his tree. He knew that when Abby had her opponent under her control she can make them use their own jutsu as long as she knew how to do the jutsu herself. 'If I loss then it's another week of nothing but anime and America's next top model.' Itachi shivered. He missed watching CSI. He jumped out of his tree and used his genjutsu.

Abby cursed as she was caught in the genjutsu. She had never expected Itachi to make the first move. Abby made Deidara move in front of her like a shield. Abby closed her eyes trying to find Itachi's Chakra signature. 'Dangit his genjutsu is too strong.' Just then Deidara turned around and stabbed her with his kunai.

'What the heck' Abby cursed "You're under my control" She grabbed her bleeding arm and started to do a medical jutsu to heal it.

"Think again un." Deidara turned to clay.

"Dangit" Abby couldn't find Deidara. 'I never licked him directly so I wouldn't be able to tell if that one was real or not (another one of my jutsus weakness. When I lick them directly I can taste the Chakra and can tell is its fake or not. But if I use a needle to get my saliva into there body and if it's real or a clone with a lot of chakra in it them I wouldn't be able to tell the difference. My control jutsu only works on the real deal.) Her arm was healed now. 'Dangit….how could I have been so careless! So stupid, stupid, stupid!'

"To easy, un" Deidara grabbed Abby and jumped to the ground pulling her with him. They both hit the ground.

"YES!" Shouted Kisame "NO MORE ANIME!"

"NO MORE AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL!" Sasori cheered

"Nice one Abby" Shenori grumbled

"Shut it" Abby felt so stupid

'Fck yeah!" Hindan yelled

"About time. After three weeks we finally get them. I can watch money weekly again!"

"They still were impressive even though they lost"

"Lets head back to the Base" Leader beckoned for the other to follow. Even those in the forest saw it.

Later during Lunch.

"Did Tobi do a good job of making lunch?"

"Yes! Tobi-kun did a super job!" Abby gave Tobi a big pat on the back.

Lunch was pretty good. Everyone ate it without complaint.

Leader cleared his throat. "Everyone. Was this week you're going to be doing some missions. Your missions will take the whole week. You are to prepare to leave tomarr-"

Abby couldn't contain her excitement any longer. "I get to go on a mission! Yays! I'm so happy!"

"No your not."

Abby's started to cry. "Wh-why not?"

"You and Shenori will be staying here. You are to watch the base."

Abby left the room in anger.

During all of this Shenori was choking on her food. Tobi slapped her back. She stopped choking. "Thank you Tobi and why do me and Abby have to watch the base?"

"So no one can break in. I always leave at least one person here."

'That's a load of crap" Shenori stormed out of the room after Abby.

Leader sighed "As I said prepare to leave tomorrow.

Abby was lying down on her bed staring up at her ceiling. She sensed someone coming down the hallway. There was a knock at her door.

"Hey I'm coming in" It was Shenori

Abby couldn't contain her feelings any longer. "WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH THEM!"

"There a bunch of retards."

"You got that right." Abby stared up at her ceiling. "We should make them pay……"

"How?"

"I dunn know…"

"You could paint their rooms again."

"Nah…I got it!"

"What?"

"When they leave we'll go on a little vacation."

"Vacation? Where?"

"Konoha"

"That….that is the best idea you've had in a long while."

"I've have plenty of good ideas recently!"

"Yeah just keep telling your self that."

Abby's vein throbbed. Then she smiled "I want to see Neji so I can make fun of him."

"Oh! Let's find all of the Naruto characters and make fun of them!"

"Yeah! I want to call Choji fat!"

"I'm going to poke Shikamaru!"

"I'm going to call Sakura useless giant forehead freak! And Ino anorexic!"

"This is going to be awesome!"

"Yeah! I can't wait for tomorrow to get here!"

"See ya"

"Whaaa?? Why are you leaving?"

"To go to bed"

"Oh ok good night!"

My, my! So much has happened! What will happen next? Well review and just maybe I'll update.