Kendra: Man, we are really popular.
Helen: Why do say that?
Kendra: We have five reviews.
Morgan: Five reviews? KYAAAAAAAAAAAA~!
Slovakia: Well, It seems our first reviewer is XxSlientHostessxX;
Japan: Yay! I won! I now challenge you to a card game on motorcycles! *cough* Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's*cough*
Italy: I'm sorry that you had to hug Russia! *Hugs* This time you have to hug Japan, though! And Romano!
Germany: *Hugs him but not that tightly* *Blushes* Thanks for going on a date with me!
Greece: You have to watch the ten hour long Nyan Cat Video!
Russia: YOU have a pokémon battle with me! I get to use Giratina again!
Romano: Don't cuss for a whole chapter! Oh! And hug Italy!
France: Hm...Slap England 100 times!
England: *Hands Bazooka * Get Revenge!
Bye!
Helen: Yu-Gi-Oh? How does it even work? Well, Japan… *poofs in Silent and pushes them so they can have an odd card battle*
France: Ohonhonhon~! Zis will be fun! *slaps England x101*
England: You frog! That was more than 100! *tries to use bazooka, but it is taken away by Ireland*
Ireland: Brother! You will not use a bazooka! That is to dangerous. Besides, I can't trust anyone who has been captured by ITALY.
England: You have to remind me… *sulks*
Greece: *sitting Nyan video, asleep*
Silent: *walks back in, looking a little sad* I lost… But he did invent the game anyways… *hugs Italy* Italy, go hug Japan and Romano now!
Italy: *happily hugs both, Romano recullently hugs back, and sits next to Costa Rica* Ve~.
Germany: *in a hug* V-vell, you're welcome. It was a nice date…
Prussia: Puerto Rico, why do you let Italy hug your sister, but not me?
Puerto Rico: Simple. Italy is not smart enough to do anything to her. You, on the other hand, might to try and rape her.
Prussia: *sweatdrop*
Russia: Pokémon? I can't do this, da.
Silent: Why?
Russia: I don't get it. *sweatdrop*
Kendra: T-then you must take the punishment. *Argentina and North Korea do nothing* Are you scared of him?
North Korea: No, I will not hurt my-
South Korea: My sister couldn't hurt a fly, never mind her crush, da~ze!
North Korea: *blushing* I don't have a crush on Russia you idiot! *grabs her brother's collar*
South Korea: H-heh, no use trying to deny it! *curl shows a scared expression*
Morgan: *hiding behind Romano* How did you get here? *points to South Korea*
South Korea: Because I am able to! That powder was made in Korea, da~ze!
Helen: No it wasn't! Anyways… Kitty!
Kitty: *falling from the top of a 200 story building, headfirst* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *lands on feet* Oh, hi there! Once again proving I'm awesomer than Prussia. :) North Korea…*LIGHT BULB!* Let's have a sword fight. Look, I'll even put on a blindfold! *puts on blindfold and takes out sword. (Don't tell her I can sense aura, like Lucario)* Last one to drop their sword wins.
Morgan: I have a lv. 52 Lucario in my diamond game ^_^.
{one epic sword fight later}
North Korea: *smiling because she is the winner, but exhausted from fight* How does she fight so well blind? And thank you for recognizing me as a girl…
Kitty:*smacks Austria on the back of the head* IDIOT! Beethoven is from Germany. Also, let's have a music battle. *brings out violin*
Kendra: Where did the violin come from?
Slovenia: I say don't ask… *sighs when battles begins*
Helen: *reads the rest of the dares*
Poland: Like, stop being such a baby! Like OMG cant you do anything without crying?
Kitty: *still in music battle* Prussia, did I mention I'm a ninja? *20 Kitty's appear* If you're so awesome, beat every one of these up! *Kitty's start attacking*
Prussia: Gah! *buried under the Kitty's*
Helen: *finishes reading*
France: England said he wants to marry you.
England: America says he wants to bang France.
America: England and France are banging.
Cuba: England says he wants to ask for you to help get rid of America.
France: Of course you can marry me, Angelterre~!
England: I don't want to marry you, frog! A-and like I-I care what that git thinks!
Ireland: tell him how you REALLY feel! *laughs while being chased by England*
America: Thanks for the disturbing images…*shakes*
Kitty: You're welcome!
Cuba: *appears in flames; Hosts glare at Kitty, who shrugs* I'll help you destroy America! *starts to write list, but then sees Canada* AMERICA!
Canada: *being hit by Cuba* Maple…
Slovenia: *tries to stop Cuba, but is then hit*
Cuba: Russia! :(
Slovenia: *hugging Canada for dear life* I-I don't even look like him…that much! I-I-I'm Slovenia! *cries*
Kitty: *gets popcorn from the air* Goooood show. Hosts, SCREW YOUR POOFING POWDER! I HAVE HELL POWERS! *every other character that wasn't in before appears in a puff of flames*
Morgan: Damn… Well, we can still poof in reviewers! Kitty, you realize you appear enough just to stay here permanently, right?
Kitty: Well, now I'm gonna get cake. HELL YEAH! *jumps down awesomely in a pit of fire and darkness then comes back with pie* The cake was a lie. TT^TT Bye!
India: That girl is completely insane…
Helen: Now I want cake…
Morgan: Bring cake next time! *hugs Romano*
Kendra: Our next reviewer is… Hey, a new one! Total Anime Fangirl;
I dare Canada to kiss France and England to kiss me. ;D
Hosts: *poof in (beat that Kitty! Our rainbow powder still has use!) T.A.F*
Hungary: *turns on camera* Give me some good Yaoi!
Siberia: *camera also on* Come on! Give me some blackmail!
Slovenia: *tries to protest, but is silenced by Hungary's glare*
*Canada, recullently, kisses France who make it deeper. Canada is stuck in a kiss for a minute and a half.*
Canada: Maple…
Slovenia: *silently crying in the emo corner*
England: *shrugs and gives T.A.F a peck on the lips and she disappears*
Ireland: Nice, but I know you would like to kiss America. *eats a scone* Bleech! These are disgusting! How do you eat this?
England: *once again tries to kill his sister, but is held back Brazil*
Brazil: She's your sister. She's gonna insult you.
Helen: Another new reviewer~! bad. friends. bad. touch. trio;
Be warned, I am the truth-and-dare-er of Hell. I'm gonna leave you guys to decide where that is...but I'll go easy on ya.
Dares:
Bad Touch Trio: just look at my username. Huge fan. Can ya give me a hug? All of you at the same time?*b.f.b.t.t poofs in and is hugged by the bad touch trio* *dies and goes to Anime Heaven*
Romano: Pfft, heaven kicked me out. Jerks. So I'm back, kolkolkol XD Romano, umm...no eating tomatoes for the rest of the dares/truths. I'm evil, I know. Ooh, how 'bout no swearing? I swear a lot myself, but that doesn't stop me from stopping you! ...I just confused myself.
Poland: Sing I'm A Barbie Girl while wearing a pink dress and stuff ;D. See, I can be nice too!
Belarus: You made it impossible for me to look at my 3 siblings in the same way again...so no talking about Russia for the rest of the dares/truths, 'mkay? But now I feel bad for you, so...I don't know, hit Siberia over the head with a banana? There, feel better? No? Oh well I tried.
Russia: VODKA DRINKING CONTEST. RIGHT NOW. AGAINST GERMANY, IRELAND, AND PRUSSIA.
Truths:
Hungary: Did you know that people pair you with Austria and Prussia? So which do you like more?
Austria and Prussia: Did you know people pair you with each other? And how do you feel about that?
Romano: Seriously? No Spamano? ...jerk (lol I kid)
Bad Touch Trio: You're freaking called the "bad touch trio" and we're supposed to assume nothing went down? Details here!
Japan: You're cool so I'm gonna let you slide (and you're the one I'm mentally dating...oh c'mon, every girl does it)
America: You do not make me feel patriotic. Sorry. Why did you fight the revolutionary war (it was the scones, wasn't it, damn it Iggy, why?) and what's your favorite scary movie (Scream reference!)
England: What kind of tea is your favorite? And do you realize that a lot of American TV-shows were pretty much copyrighted from Britain?
Russia and Italy: Did you know that there is a pasta sauce with VODKA on it?
Everyone: Do you find me creepy?
Hetalia Characters: Yes.
Kendra: A little…
Helen: Not really.
Morgan: Of course not! Let's be friends~! *people look at Morgan like she' a nut*
That's all I can think of...I think I had more truths than dares. Oh well, there's always next time, kolkolkol :D
Romano: I already can't swear… BUT NO TOMATOES? That's just cruel!
Morgan: Romano, you know and average person can last a day without tomatoes, right? Wait, are you really that bad to get kicked out of heaven?
Poland: *already in the dress* I can, like totally do this!
'I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock 'n roll, feel the glamor in pink
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky…
You can touch, you can play, if you can say "I'm always yours"
Uh oh… uh
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah ah ah yeah
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Uhh ohh uu
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah ah ah, yeah
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Uhh ohh uu
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let's us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say "I'm always yours"
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah ah ah yeah
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Uhh ohh uu
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah ah ah, yeah
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Uhh ohh uu
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair
Undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah ah ah yeah
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Uhh ohh uu
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah ah ah, yeah
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Uhh ohh uu'
Lithuania: *eye twitch*
Kendra: L-lets go onto the next one…
Belarus: *hitting Siberia with a pound of bananas* I don't like this reviewer…
Siberia: OW! She said Abanana! Not a pound of them!
Ireland: I don't really drink vodka. Scotch, whiskey, and beer, sure. Vodka, not so much…
Helen: Just do it!
Ireland: *sits down with the rest and takes a sip of vodka, but coughs* I can't drink this!
Russia: Then you lose, da?
Morgan: Why are we doing this? Russia has NEVER lost a drinking contest.
Germany: She has a point…
Prussia: Well, the awesome me won't lose!
{20 minutes later, Prussia is collapsed on the ground}
Kendra: Huh… Hungary, your turn.
Hungary: I knew that. There are pairings for everyone, and I know all of them.
Helen: Who do you like better? Austria or Prussia?
Hungary: *blushes* Uh, well, I like… *whispers the name in Morgan's ear*
Morgan: Ahh, so it's AUSTRIA!
Austria: *looks up from trying to kill Prussia* What? Why did you scream my name?
Morgan: Oh, no reason~. *whistles, or at least tries to*
Kendra: *looking at Austria and Prussia fighting* I don't think they would like the pairing…
India: There is something wrong with this person.
Spain: We are all friends! You can't get anymore detailed than that~.
Helen: You can, but not from an idiot…
Costa Rica: No ser media a mi hermano!
France: In English would be nice, Mon Cher. *is slapped by Costa Rica*
Costa Rica: I said 'Don't be mean to my brother!' *flames in eyes*
Italy: Ve! You're scary when you're angry!
Japan: Thank…you…?
America: I fought Iggy for freedom! *hero pose* And I like all horror movies! A hero- *hit by North Korea*
North Korea: Shut up already!
England: I like Earl Grey and I know what that git does.
Morgan: Oh yeah! I just remembered one of my favorite shows~!
Kendra: What is it?
Morgan: House of Anubis~! It comes back January 7th! *happily faints*
Romano: Morgan, are you ok? *poke*
Italy: I don't want vodka sauce!
Russia: May I have some, da?
Helen: *face palms*
Czech: You know, I'm hungry... Who wants cake?
Everyone: ME!
I'm SO sorry I couldn't get all the reviews! This got to long! I promise I'll get the rest next time! *begins to cry TT_TT*
