Chapter 7. Bring me 2 life

AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws.

V sez: *twitch* To quote Rupert Giles, "the Earth is doomed."

n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons!

V sez:Jeg lave ikke indtale dansk, deary. Try it again, and in English this time, okay?

STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Evony isn't a Marie Sue ok she isn't perfect SHES A SATANITS!

V sez: A satanits? The nits of Satan? So she's a bug from Hell? Okay, that I can believe.

n she has problemz shes depressed 4 godz sake!

V sez: Honey, get yourself a medical textbook or something. Depressed people don't care half this much about their outfits. Though maybe you should make her have actual clinical depression; it would save everybody a lot of grief. But *shrug* c'est la vie. Continue with the mind rape, if you must.

Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish

V: Wait, but you said it was black…red…mnyeah…*frowns at screen for ten minutes, thoroughly confused*

(AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?).

V sez: Honey, you have no idea.

I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco.

V sez: And she made him gay, which in lemonspeak translates not into, "normal human being attracted to their own sex," but into, "canon character-turned-gentleman of negotiable, constant affection." Joy.

Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door. Then…

We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically.

V sez: Lol, frenching passively. "Wanna make out?" "Meh, maybe. You?" "Whatever. No skin off my nose."

He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine and we HAD SEX.

V sez: AGAIN? Man, don't you people get tired? Why don't you take a break? Really, take a long as you want. A century, perhaps.

(c is dat stupid?)

V sez: If you have to ask…

"Oh Draco, Draco!" I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco's arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words… Vampire!

V sez: *gasp* SCANDALOUS!

I was so angry.

"You bastard!" I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.

V sez: *ack* word repetition-word repetition *goes in convulsions*

"No! No! But you don't understand!" Draco pleaded.

But I knew too much.

V sez: Careful now.

"No, you fucking idiot!" I shouted. "You probably have AIDs anyway!"

I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked.

V sez: I wonder if Hogwarts students have cell phones and Internet access. Malfoy, ye best pray they don't.

He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire's classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people.

"VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled.

V sez: *falls to floor in hysterics* Ah, and just my luck, I have English in five minutes. Detention be damned, I knowexactlywhat I'm going to say when I walk in.