Hmm not much new to talk about...oh my toe's better yah that's all I can think of at the moment so I'll start the story...man I need more excitement in my life (having a heart attack over exams doesn't count) so I should actually start the story now. Oh and an update to all Mew Mew Power fans if there are any here, most people know that Dren backwards is Nerd, well something I've never seen on the internet before is that Tarb backwards is Brat, and Sardon backwards is Nodras...does that mean anything? oh well.
I don't own tokyo mew mew but I have plenty of friends that want to murder it
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Last time:
After a few minutes he woke up and appeared back to normal as he just stared at me, then out of nowhere he got up and hugged me and screamed "MOMMY!"
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"What the hell?" I screamed at him, I looked to his eyes and saw tears welling up, "u-uh I mean...I'm not your mommy Eggy" I said as gently as I could.
"You don't love me anymore mommy!" he screamed tears practically streaming out of his eyes.
"Well, um, the thing is, you see, okay this is getting us nowhere" I exasperated 'I didn't think I'd get this kind of reaction out of him' I thought to myself as I pushed him away from me. "What is it that makes you think that I'm your mommy?...sweety" I hesitated on the last part.
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You don't love me anymore!" he cried up a river.
"No no that's not it at all...um how about you take a nap, it's late," I said not even sure what the time was.
"Yes mommy!" he hopped over to the door then when I wasn't following came and grabbed my hand and ran off. After a bit we were in his room it was mostly empty except for a bed some other material objects and a wall of Ichigo photo's. The wall made me think 'maybe this will bring him back to his sences'.
"Hey who's this honey?" I asked pointing to the wall.
"Th-that's Ichigo" he stuttered somewhere between his regular self and the new one that had convinced itself that I was his mommy.
I needed him to go back to normal so kept prodding him, "Oh reeally, and who would she be?" I could see the struggle on his face he was gonna crack...wait he was already insane so how would that work? Oh well.
I then got a very unexpected reply, "OKAY! SHE'S THE GIRL I HAVE A MAJOR CRUSH ON! Happy now mom! Gawd why do you have to be so embarassing?" he screamed turning away from me. I just stood there with a shocked look on my face, then I gave myself a mindslap, at least we'd gone from infant to adolescent, wait again is that better, for all I know i might be worse now my head hurts dammit.
"Gahh! I can't take this!" I screamed throwing my arms in the air, then when I was slightly calmer I said, "snapping my finger's to get you back to normal could result in major defects" 'how this could get any worse even I don't know' I thought "so this should work" I picked up a long stick like object from the floor and charged at him and a bashed him on the head. He fell onto his bed and I thought, 'maybe I should have just shook him' I sweatdropped. After a bit I got sleepy and walked over to the wall slumped down and went to sleep.
I woke up shortly after to Spaz pawing at me worriedly, then I looked around and saw Banana bread sitting at the desk placed on the other side of the room. "Hey what time is it?" I asked startling him making him jump a bit.
"It is 10:00 P.M on Earth, why do you ask?" he answered
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!" I squealed in delight (bright orange P.J's miraculously come on) waking up Eggy and startling everyone else, "Do you know what this means?" I asked, "We've gotta have a sleepover!" I screamed.
"A what?" Eggy and Banana bread asked in unison Eggy now seemed mostly back to normal.
"A sleepover!" seeing that they were still confused I said, "Just think of it as a way to gain information on humans."
"Alright what do we do?" asked Banana bread now interested
"Well first of all banana bread do you have a lounge or something?" I asked.
"Yes why?" he continued with his questions.
"Just because! Now show me!" I commanded walking out the door proudly Spaz trotting behind me, when the other two weren't following I grabbed Eggy and Banana bread's ears and stormed out with Spaz trotting happily behind us.
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"Okay everyone!" I exclaimed loud and proud slamming them to the ground, then I looked around the room and saw this was the saddest sleepover I'd ever been to then I regained my postre and continued, "welcome to the first alien sleepover ever! First off we'll start with..." I gave a sneaky look around the room, "TRUTH OR DARE!" I exclaimed at the top of my lungs. Everyone around me just had a confused look like I knew they would.
"And how exactly does it work?" Banana bread asked from his sitting position on the floor, then Spaz nudged him and he asked "and how do you change him back?"
"To change Spaz back you do as so," I demonstrated taking out a rolled up newspaper and faced him. "You've been a very bad boy," I said wagging my finger making him whimper, "so for your bad doggy deeds you need to be punished!" I said whacking him on the nose. He continued to dog whimper so I told him while whacking him, "bad boy! be an alien like you're supposed to be!" with one final whack he blinked then looked up at me.
In his nausiating voice he asked, "Hey what's going on? why does my nose hurt? Why am I craving a bone?" he questioned non-stop I just glared at him and that got him to shut up.
"Okay from the begining we're having a sleepover. I quickly explained truth or dare to them and we began by asking Banana bread, "truth or dare?"
"Truth" he replied simply
"Ooh you're gonna regret that choice," I said evilly, "Okay...which mew do you have a crush on?" I asked.
"W-what? um-well-I DON'T LIKE ANY OF THOSE PATHETIC MEWS!" he screamed at me.
"Yes you do now answer the question" I said coering my ears.
"well it's zakuro" he said so quietly that even the other two aliens said huh?
"What was that Banana bread?"
"I like zakuro" he whispered a little louder.
"Still can't hear you" I sang.
"I LIKE ZAKURO!" he screamed then flushed bright red.
"You don't say," I replied cockily,"now you ask Spaz" I instructed.
"Okay, Tart...truth or dare?" he asked hesitantly.
Having seen the result of truth he went for the alternative, "Dare!"
"Okay...um...what would be a good one?" Banana bread asked outloud.
"Might I make a suggestion?" I asked using my most innocent face.
"Go ahead," Banana bread replied slumping, I whispered my idea into his ear and he perked up and replied, "that's disgusting!"
"That's the point" I replied lying down on my stomach.
Even more hesitantly he finally told Spaz, "Tart I dare you to kiss Kish on the lips."
"WHAT!" they both screamed then glared at me.
"Well you could alway's use your chicken, but remember you only have one and something worse could come up or the same thing could again," I said simply picking at my nails.
"Ugh fine I'll use the chicken" he scorned slumping down.
"Okay then ask Eggy," I said pointing to the cute alien beside me.
"Must you call me that?" he asked obviously hating the name.
"What human information am I gaining from this?" Banana bread asked annoyed
"Just wait, you'll learn plenty" I said with a gesture for Spaz to ask Eggy.
"Truth or dare Kish?" he asked an evil look on his face now.
Kish seemed to be weighing both options in his mind not liking either then finally answered, "Truth."
It wasn't the answer Spaz had expected so his smile soon vanished and he was forced to think, heaven forbid he should do that, after a while I whispered to his ear, and he had the same expression as Banana bread had then asked the forbidden question. "Have you ever slept with someone?"
"N-no" he replied fast crimson covering his face.
"Is that the truth?" I questioned curious.
"no" he answered sulking
"Thought so anyway, it's my turn and I'll go for truth," I said sitting up looking at Eggy.
All of the aliens had to get in a huddle to come up with a question, I just sweatdropped. After what seemed like forever he finally asked the pathetic question, "Who do you have a crush on?"
I just replied, "You." He blushed bright red and I just smiled.
The game went on, all of the aliens went through tortures and the two most exciting things that happened to me was that first I kissed Eggy, then had to act all flirty and girly with Banana bread, which was beyond gross. After the game I announced, "Okay next on the list of events is..."
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Sorry to leave you there peoples but it had to be done anyway sorry it took so long I'm hoping to do something with AntiC and them next I don't know anyway until then ttyl, Tangerine signing out.
AntiC: that was pathetic
Me: Yah well I'm boiling in my skin and it's late so goodnight (walks off)
AntiC: Fine then be that way :P
-Tangerine
